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PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lindy

Lindy Report 26 Jul 2004 05:47

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it on air It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests......................... After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had got suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F**k you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F**k you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends.......................................................$32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion..................................... .................. .......... ......$3,000. Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui................................ .......... .. ........... ...........$8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man.......Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD. ----

Ann

Ann Report 26 Jul 2004 08:53

They say revenge is sweet, but I think this is kind of sad- for all three of them, and it was not the bride's parents fault so why punish them????

Lindy

Lindy Report 26 Jul 2004 14:29

I have to agree with Ann, If I was one of the parents!!!! there is no place to hide.. Lindy;-))

Geoff

Geoff Report 26 Jul 2004 23:12

It's a joke folks, one of those "Urban Legends http://www.ulrc.*com.au/html/report.asp?CaseFile=ULRR0024&Page=1&View=Request&Collection=Revenge

Lindy

Lindy Report 27 Jul 2004 01:48

Hi Geoff, I am well aware of what I post. That does not mean we can not discuss it. Obviously, you have not seen some of my jokes. Lindy;-)))))))))))