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Derek

Derek Report 11 Aug 2004 15:00

The inventor of the Harley Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates St Peter told Arthur "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven." Arthur thought about this for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St Peter took Arthur to the throne room and introduced him to God. God recognised Arthur and commented, "OK, so you were the one who invented the Harley." Arthur said,"Yeah, thats me..." God then commented,"Well whats the big deal in inventing something thats pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?" Arthur was obviously embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but arn't you the inventor of women?" God replied, "Errrh, yes?" "Well," said Arthur, "Professional to professional, you have some major design faults in your invention too...." 1) There is too much inconsistancy in the front end protusion 2) It chatters constantly at high speeds, 3) Most of the rear ends are soft and wobble 4) The intake is too close to the exhaust 5) And the maintainance costs are outrageous "Hmmmmm, you may have made some good points there," replied God, "Hold on a moment. God went to his celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read out..." Well it may be true that my invention is flawed," God says to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my inventon than yours !!!!"

♫Jilly McMad♫

♫Jilly McMad♫ Report 11 Aug 2004 15:03

LMAO!!!!! got any more???? Jill x

susie manterfield(high wycombe)

susie manterfield(high wycombe) Report 11 Aug 2004 15:06

brilliant!!!! susie

Sandra

Sandra Report 11 Aug 2004 16:09

that is so funny, lmao lol sandra