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Shelli4 | Report | 11 Aug 2004 21:50 |
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see below |
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Shelli4 | Report | 11 Aug 2004 21:51 |
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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the FATHER. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husbands' blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch |
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*****me***** | Report | 11 Aug 2004 21:52 |
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good one shelli!! |
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Debbie | Report | 11 Aug 2004 21:54 |
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very good shelli i like that one |
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Melanie | Report | 11 Aug 2004 21:54 |
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my ex is a milkman and i wish he was!!! |
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Rick | Report | 11 Aug 2004 22:04 |
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LOL Shelli - told u it would go down well. Now what about the ones u said were too rude ??? Rick.xx |
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Sandra | Report | 12 Aug 2004 11:06 |
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lmao nice one shelli lol sandra |
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