General Chat

I've missed the sailing again as I couldn't find the ship at 5pm today. Maybe, as someone suggested, we could start another thread on this cos' I can't keep up - LOL! I'll try to board later. C Ya Lynne

Hi Manda, It's a deal Gwynne

Hi Manda, The auditions are long and .........um............. in some depth. I may need him for several hours. I'll let you have him back, promise. Gwynne

There will be no murdering while i'm in charge of security you can sleep peacefully in your beds, ( unless your other wise occupied know what i mean ) I'll be watching be afraid David ( security )

Hi Doc, I'm here but I'm busy with auditioning Mr Depp and the wailing elf. Would mysterious stranger like to audition? What's he look like? Gwynne

Are you sure you want me to be a vampire slayer?? I have just about got the garden planned and was ready to start digging and planting. Garlic wont be a prob as can plant that 1st. Have had a look at the long range weather forcast and there is a tropical storm brewing, am a wee bit worried about my young seedlings, have got miracel grow, but may need something a bit stronger if the plants are to grow fast. Could the resident witch cast a few spells for me to ensure a nice big crop. Maggie

Atenzion! Atenzion! SS UTOPIA We canna wait no more! One fat woman go over board make big splash.. no more our problem... Now we return Lisboa! Dis ees the Portuguese Coast Guard! over and out!

Atenzion! Atenzion! Theese is the Portuguese Coast Guard! We av ere one fat lady who say she assisant cook for SS Utopia....she getting lost in Lisboa...no find harbor... Stupid Woman! U no want! we feed to sharks... Hurry up making decision..We..ave better thing doing!

Ok. He needs to interview the prospective wife on a regular basis, every day am and pm. Prospective husband can wait till after then. Thank you. Joy

My better half - Revd Christopher - wants to know if anyone needs baptising or marrying or ? Joy

Hi Lynn, My elf is Legolas from Lord of the Rings. He seems to have had a traumatic experience after I let him out of my cabin for a while. He returned somewhat hysterical and faints when I ask him what happened. I had asked Security to deal with him as he was hiding under my bed weeping and wailing but Brian seems busy elsewhere. Maybe your elf could help keep the red shoes in good repair. You have to keep them hidden from Brian as he tries to confiscate them Gwynne

Gwynne Obviously wasn't my elf you had on board then as he is still there and still wailing! Will join you later when you dock. Lynne

*Yawn* Morning all. I will be auditioning Mr Depp today. Mr Clooney is on the shortlist and I may re-audition him at some point. I've got used to the Elf's wailing and singing so he may as well stay for now. Any red shoes in need of repair leave outside my cabin and I'll see that he fixes them. Gwynne

Appologies to all passengers and crew. The bar was not open today due to sad news. I will re-open tomorrow. Viv. Alcoholic Landlady of the bar.

Sorry Everyone, but A C is jumping ship tomorrow, swimmining back to Eastbourne as they boast the most sunshine in 12 months than anywhere else. See you in the Autumn PS. If anyone needs A councelling, just get another drink and everything will look rosey again. Have a good journey Kim

Nite nite Dorothy, rest everything, ready for tomorrow!. lol

Hi Kim: No I don't need counselling: apart from my tendency to lose patience with the communication system here at the moment! I' shall be resting my hand and wrist, because they're tired with pressing the b....y button on my cursor. Cursor's a good name for it! Rounding up...? well, pulling together might be a better phrase, for all those 'Slack Alices' we seem to have on board. Speak to you tomorrow when my temper and wrist is better. 'Nite

Dorothy! Do you need councelling!? Hand & wrist? what will you be up to through the night? and then be able to round up what????? My office is available if you want to talk about (and give me some ideas!) A C

David, that's a good idea! Catch them all and round them up! This communication system has really got to me, am taking to my cabin, to give my right hand, wrist etc. time to recover for tomorrow.

Oh Dr Longlegs! You have now revealed what we get up to on our nights out! (pissed & fed!!!!!!) ps. was a good night though, really enjoyed it A C