General Chat

PROPERTY DEVELOPERS MEETING: Admiral Dorothy has sent an envoy to me regarding property when we arrive. As King of the island and the only person who brought building materials, I shall first be building a palace. After that I shall be moving on to residential areas. Please leave a brief description of how you would like your property to be. Your King, Dan

Any chance I can try my resussitation techniques on the wet cold lady please Doctor - feel like a spare part at the moment! Jac the Mortician

Good evening everyone - Jac the Drac here - nice night for it eh? Been very busy today, so had nothing to eat - will be about later looking for a likely candidate (I mean meal....). I'm not sure but I think I met Elaine last night in the Italian Garden (mind you, with all those pyranahs and the crocodile, it was hard to see exactly who was being eaten! Anyone know the Italian for "put down that person you naughty crocodile?") Still no use for my trusty trochar yet - I think it's time the Doctor rounded up some "volunteers" for us to practice on, so that when we are really at need we will be perfick! Hey ho sluts and slappers, have a good night - perhaps see you later? Jac

Admiral, Elaine still hasn't shown up. Shouldn't there be a search party? I'll be very busy tomorrow sorting out the panto so I think we should look for her tonight. Gwynne

Ok back much better now. Couldnt sleep for the ache. Have been thinking about this strange man and his seeds. He was dressed a bit odd, sort of like Dick Turpin or Adam Ant with out the paint across his nose, a highway man or a pirate, sort of outfit. I thought he was part of the entertainment. One thing though that I noticed was his eyes, eyes, eyes, e......... Maggie

manda seem as your jumping ship around 5.15 i could take over in the bar until 5.30 p.m then they'll have to nominate somebody else.maybe one of the other scrubbers.(might be on monday if not can you look after paul for me.you know how he misses me when i'm not on)no tryin to nick my freebie holidayxxx(:

make it a large one chuck....not in to small measures.xx(:

thanks manda ,back on board and ready to finish my duty to the crew.being a scrubber is hard work you know!!!!!!!!(:

I'm on the trail of the man dressed as a cockerel think he's a Spurs supporter, think the only spirits in the cellar are the ones in bottles, so any cockerels or spirits ( not the drinking sort ) i get my hands on will disappear over board PDQ on the end of my boot. Please keep calm we don't want any panic on board, i'll be doing my rounds as soon as i can drag my self away from all these admiring ladies. David ( security ) Be afraid

Sorry, Manda, Audition will take until this evening. I'm very thorough. Gwynne

Morning all, Young Nigel and I will be auditioning for most of the day. Legolas has mended all the shoes and is quite happy living in the wardrobe. I'll let him stay now the wailing and elvish songs have stopped. I'm really very concerned about Elaine. I thought Security was going to her cabin? Did he get waylaid by the naughty ladies? Gwynne

Sorry, off to bed with a bottle and a crucifix. See you all in the morning. Viv A.L.

David - Security Guard!!!!! I have been told there's a man dressed as a cockerel who is coming towards my cabin; I am going to move my belongings to another cabin: I will be in touch in the morning to let you know which one. Thanks for your work so far: I do hope you sleep well, if not alone! Mommylonglegs! We definitely need to get these 'passengers' sorted out before we set sail tomorrow night for the Bahamas! If anything were to happen on the wide stretch of sea between the Azores and the Bahamas I don't think any of us will be safe. If anything untoward happens to us as we are sailing across there, I wouldn't want to rely on an unruly lot of drunken sluts and ne'er do wells in our lifeboat. I'll speak to you tomorrow. I definitely think we need a roll call, as this Lindy, whoever she is, has perhaps changed her name, we need to find out who she is before we bring her back on board. Although she DID sound very distressed! But perhaps that was just her amnesia talking. Did you let her have a Passenger List?

Hope the Revd hurries up...to do the exorcism silly! The Doc is a little high. Wonder if we now have a drug dealer on board? Doc, stop moaning. Oh, sorry. Thought it was you. Don't like the sounds coming from the wine cellar. David, we're very afraid! Viv A.L.

Cannabis.......are you sure. Mind you this strange man came up to me and told me he had these magic seeds and to plant them. If I did wonderful things would happen. Will keep an eye on these strange plants. Maggie

Gwynneth - think Elaine's with Revd Christopher ... !!!

Thanks Joy, We might get some sleep if we can quieten the Doc down. I'm pretty sure I saw Canibis growing in with the garlic and herbs. I hope the Doc isn't self prescribing! Viv A.L.

Right thats most of the garden put back as best I can at this time of night, my back is killing me will, be going to see the doc for some linament in the morning. Maggie

Revd on his way for exorcism once he's finished with Elaine and the prospective wife.

Sis recommends Bell, Book, Candle and the Rev. Viv A.L.