General Chat

Think security dept needs to do some rounds. Large Pernod and coke please Liz

ATTENTION. Right, now I've woken from my drunken stuper of last night and I find we're all at sea.......THE BAR IS OPEN!!!!!! First drink on the house and who wants a hair cut? Ah, you AC? Viv.(Hic)

OOOOOOOOOOh Anne, you fibber. I didn't steal the cards at all. I've been in my cabin all day with the elf who is mending my red shoes. I think we'll have dinner sent to the cabin. Gwynn

Good evening fellow utopians, its been very quiet since the call for 'scrubbers to the poop deck' went out, Jean and I have Mel Gibson (sent Mel Smith in a kilt to the doctors cabin, don't think she noticed the switch) and an elf playing tiddly winks. Hows he doing that with his hands tied up behind him. I think I'll send the weirdo back to Gwynne' Jean lol

Sneaky Daniel: Who apparently needs a magnifying glass for something! I don't want to drive a lorry straight away! When I return from our lovely Cruise!

Time to throw Admiral Dorothy overboard. She's gone crazy with power. Crazy with power I tell you! She wants to drive a lorry!

Evening everybody: According to the BBC weather forecast this afternoon, we're in for a bit a rocky ride this evening (Down Jean!) there's more stormy weather heading its way to Britain and it's off the SSW coast at present. Perhaps if we head a bit further West we may avoid it, but no guarantees. Just going to check the food supplies in the Galley. Be back later. Be warned! We may get blown off course, then don't know where's we'll end up! MOMMYLONGLEGS: THanks for doing all the lists. That's great! Talk to you later!

Ive lost my silicon implants large round things one was being chased by a dog, anyone seen them??

im not going to be around at 6 so it's a buffy for you all i shall put it out just b4 6 i will be back b4 last order's at the bar. enjoy the meal see you later

as I live in southampton I can ride to the docks on my bike then with everything strapped on my back, I hope it dosn't rain!. jenny

Jill, I can't speak for Jean, but I hav'nt had Sean Bean not bothered by him or Daniel the sweet young thing, he's a bit busy with his articles at the moment.

ok......we've got plenty drink here now...managed to catch up with all the "offies" before shutting and setting sail last night.... vodka, brandy, gin, rum me heartys, bacardi, whisky - scottish and irish, malt whisky, sherry, vermouth, martini, beers, lagers, ciders, alcopops galore!!, red wine, white wine, rose wine, sparkling wine, champagne!!, ales......anything I've forgotten so I can restock at Lisbon... Did someone bring mixers or are we drinking neat!! now once we've started on the wee swallies...i'm up for a game...what we playing?? Any men on board yet that the sluts aint had???? I still got plenty viagra here... Suppose you want all your drink, viagra and men brought directly to your cabin Marion since you are No1 lazy bugger....? Anyone requiring any intellectual conversation can meet me on A deck this evening for stimulating blethers.. Jill x

Gwynne stole the playing cards, trying to bribe a sweet little elf with them. We don't need cards the Brothel staff are already in the buff and looking good, Jean could do with a bit of a steam ironing though!

Thanks Jean, Its the first time I have been a slut and I'm, lovin it, wished I'd started sooner. Good thinking about the clap cream, the less we need to bother the doctor the better, and she blabs your business all over the ship!

Some nice big bouncy ones I think

Plenty of balls on my trolley, which type would you like and how many.

Have we any balls? there are so many games you can play with them. But we shall have to be careful of them going over board. Jane

#Hi Jean Glad you've recovered from last night. I've heard of douches and when I heard that you were a slut and that I was going to be one, I thought I'd bring a couple along. I'm not really infectious I just have a few wee festers from stick jumping, Doc gave me some ointment and everything A OK now. The boys and lads are all standing to attention waiting for your administrations, bit of a scratchy itchy bunch, bet they hav'nt been near the surgery.

Office work all done so I'm off to join Manda on the top deck. What games are on offer?

Hardly surprising the elf is ill, he's a game little devil, he had slutty Jean doing cartwheels half the night, he even had the lazy bugger Marion attempting them, but as ever she could'nt be arsed. Lynda