General Chat

So ... is Slapper the other end of Cleggs Lane ? Joy

Am outnumbered again!! I'd been worried, Linda, because I couldn't find your previous answers and thought you'd been deleted ! Joy

well, Linda - you've disappeared?? Eagles v Notlob Saturday?! Joy

Well, now I am really confused ! and that's not difficult, I am really still in Corfu doing Zorba's dance etc!!! Yes, very good holiday, thanks, daytime temperature about 75 (fahrenheit), really good. And you should have heard me scream with excitement when I read that Palace had won Monday evening!!! 2-0!! Anyway, I've forgotten how to stir, am feeling too amenable and friendly, still in relaxed holiday mode. However - Linda says that Slapper "is no more" - but Dave says ok - so does this mean there are 2 Slappers??!! Joy (Glad all over but possibly not going back to being WPC Glad! - short of time at present)

Just back from holiday ... so please update me on progress / lack of / where is Slapper, please???!!! I really, really need to know!!! stir! Joy

At last Linda - a response! thought you had joined my clients in the sky!!! Where are you girl when I need you? there is a smoking debate going on and you are not joining in - all I get is "I need to stop smoking etc etc". Well girl, its not good enough - get on there and say your piece! Sorry, forgot I was supposed to be nice to people - it's very difficult (more difficult than giving up the dreaded weed!) Jacqui

Is there no justice in this life??????????? If you win something fairly and squarely, surely it is only right and proper that you should be awarded an accolate of some sort? I won a competition recently, however, another person was credited with the win - how unjust is that??? In my new guise as friend to all, I am trying to think good thoughts to both the usurper and the person who awarded them the win but I must say, I am sorely sorely grieved and it is taking all my newly found patience and strength of character to stop me FROM BLASTING THEM TO OBLIVION!! Jacqui - lol just for you Linda!!!

i know, suppose it me, its the golding thread, looking to see if anyones searching his surname etc, no offense to him, just bugging me how you nudge it up. maybe when pmt has gone, it wont bug me, who knows. its the 3rd time tonight though that its been at the top, as soon as it hit page two, oops, its at the top of page one again, crazy. LOL. someone shoot me :-)

Linda, Will you please laugh at my haha thread!..nobody's laughing, sob sob!..

Good on you girl - get some moaning in - do some for me whilst you are at it - I'm not allowed to moan as I am a good girl I am, with a halo and everything - but if you was going to moan could you please also mention certain male people on this site who are awarded the prize of winning a quiz when they didnt, and then didnt even own up to it (lol) and the fact that Michael Fish didnt answer my rambling e-mail to BBC weather today, I didnt win the Lottery on Saturday or Wednesday (alright, its the Irish Lottery and we as a syndicate havent won a blood cent for at least 12 weeks) and the rates bill has just come in and I'm skint!! Thanks a lot for that! lol Jacqui

well Jacqueline i would, but at this moment in time, i do not feel like being nice, especially if people are doing certain things, now if i want to moan im gonna, especially since ive only just come back on line and that certain message is now at the top of the message board again, cant stand sly things, wouldnt expect it from a child nor would i put up with it so therefore not from an adult, so ok, i have earache,toothache and pmt, n maybe im directing my pain towards this certain thread, who knows and who cares, going pass caring today. am numb . now im going to ring ever broadcast going. :-(

Nichola - dont know what on earth you are talking about - dont you realise that the weather is far more important? Waffling on about the Records Board gets you nowhere, whereas waffling on about footballs and rain gets you - precisely nowhere also. Perhaps if by waffling this time you are still frustrated, then you are perhaps not waffling and moaning enough - have you considered further action - like the press? or tv? I am trying to be a good girl and not moan at all, and it is very difficult (especially when the likes of Jim have a pop at me for trying to be good!) I could cry I really could, but am trying really really hard to think nice good thoughts about everyone and everything, so for goodness sake girl, get your self together - have a right loud bloody good moan, one worth moaning about and you will feel a lot better! lol Jacqui (very tongue in cheek as I am actually waiting to have a right good go at someone - 3 days of being good is killing me - woof!)

:-) Linda, knew it, i was the only one who has noticed, which im not sure is a good thing, LOL, as i must be sad to notice it, LOL.

am back once again for yet another moan, which i seem to keep doing lately, have no reason why this is bugging me, as nothing on this site normally does. but everytime i go on to the records office, when i 1st come onto the site, the same message is always at the top, how come, because you keep changing your last message by deleting it, to replace it again, and again, and again, so its looks fresh, now surely it cant just be me seeing this, also i must be the only person its bugging, LOL, please nudge in the normal way, either leave nothing or a smlie etc, this way is so sly. cant believe something like this is bugging me soooooooooo much. :-) thought id feel better for leaving this, but this time i dont, huh, LOL.

Halo still intact, however dark brooding thoughts are coming into my head as we speak - lol weather appalling today and its my main gripe, apart from it being Monday and I would prefer to be elsewhere rather than work - still I should be grateful Ihave a job, and goodness knows I am grateful, and after the rain the sun will shine, and the little birds will be singing, and all will be well with the world (crikey, this being optimistic and cheerful is hard work, a lot easier to be a grouchy old cow) Must be off now to polish the halo - Jacqui in the Kennell

Hee hee Linda, I seem to sound err.. Scotch, ha ha, reckon that David would look good on a Motorbike, dressed up as Clyde!..

I know I have been a paragon of virtue for 2 whole days now but I must, I simply must have a moan about whoever controls the weather!!! Today, bathed the dog - smelly job, involving lots of washing of dogs bath towels. Planned to plant about 500 bulbs in my newly landscaped garden after washing aforesaid doggie towels. Towels out, blowing nicely, then down came the rain - mud everywhere from the borders, towels sopping wet, dog out in rain and in mud - another bath? I think not!!! I know there is such a thing as a rain dance, is there such a thing as a fine weather dance? I dont just mean stamping one's wellies and jumping up and down effing and blinding - that's par for the course (well, was before Friday!) If anyone has any influence on the person who controls the weather (be it Michael Fish,God, the Devil or whoever) could they please put in a good word for me, so I CAN GET MY BULBS IN!!!!! Jacqui

Jim - you are already testing my new found patience to the bone!!!! lol Holier than thou, Jacqui

Jacqui's no fun any more.

PLEASE NOTE - I have tried (unsuccessfully) to delete my portions of this thread re; next door's little angels and my fence. Just kept coming up page cannot be displayed? From now on in, the little "angels" can kick 7 bells out the fence even though it did cost £2000 and took my better half and brother 3 weeks to complete. No, I have not won the lottery and can move to the Cayman Islands, it's just that from today onwards I am going to be a good human being, tolerant to all mankind, with the patience of a Saint (Bernard?) and will only think kind thoughts about everyone. Jacqui - who is turning over a new leaf!