General Chat

What's happening? I thought we were going to be rescued!!!! David, bronzed, muscular hunk of a guardsman, what IS going on???? The Black Widow appears to have run off with Pirate Fear, Dame jean and Lady Marmalade are conspicuous by they're absence: Baz, Mr FixIt, seems to have done a runner. . . . I do hope one of those planes or the ship did notice our message, I'm really, really wanting to go home!! Fat Cook, Lindy, I thought you said we had roast goat for supper last night!!! So what's this other one that you and that Croc. are trailing about? David, You lovely bronzed hunk of man, is there ANY chance that the ship might come back for us do you think?

everybody....i gound a bottle of rum!!! woo hoo EM

Dame Jean: I think's thats a very good idea: Let's do it this evening in the hope that everybody will be back in camp by then from where ever they've spent the day. I'm going to wander along the beach, see what I can see. Speak to you later.

dont forget that i have to hide away after 5.30 as i have lost my anti melting pills, if i find them i will join in the roll call...if not i havent gone missing!

OK EM, will regard you as in camp. wonder who else will turn up?

looks like there isnt anyone around at the moment- oh well- more rum for us! EM

Hi everyone, I was just collecting more fire wood. Ooh! a bottle of rum we have the perfect mix, juice from the pineapples and sap from the green coconuts. Dame Jean, Apologies, about your Gerty ,but I got the impression that you did not just find her "wondering around." No matter! The new Gerty needs milking.! Admiral, I was at the look out point and saw a loadful of woman in a lifeboat rowing towards shore, they sounded very happy so I assume they are on their way back from one of the Pirate Ships. E.M. I will take that bottle off of you and mix us some cocktails shall I? Before, that drunken lot get here. FAT LADY

yes please do that- ill have a nice strong one tho pleae EM

Here you go ladies, Rum Cocktails, drink um straight from from the coconut. I had better do something about dinner, lots of goat meat left over as there was a mass exodus last night ... Fat Lady

DINNER MENU GOAT STEW in a thick gravy of potatoes and onoins. CORNFLOUR BREAD CANNED PEACHES AND CREAM Fat Lady (Off to feed my lot, they won't forgive burnt offerings a second time.) ;-))))))))))))))))

Oh damn and blast!!!!! Where is the Dr? I seem to have contracted a nasty icth in the never never region. I had my anti VD serum like a good girl but I think here is a bout of something going around this island. I have kept my hand on my tuppeny bit so so I have no idea where it has come from? Lady M p.s - Are we not being rescued now?

Hi All, Never guess what`s happened. The `pirates` you must have seen me with, were a film crew making a swashbuckler type film,and I spoiled it. Well anyway, they said they will be back with a larger boat to pick us all up, in a couple of days. That should give us chance to gather everyone up, and collect together all our belongings. They did say, that this island, although out of sight of any other landfall, is in fact only about 30 miles from the mainland. So, I for one am going to get my things in order, have a good meal, and then a good nights sleep.

I'm Just back from my long paddle, met Baz and got the good news. Off up the hill to gather my bits and pieces, find fat cook and get something to eat and sneak off with that bottle of rum and enjoy the last few hours on this island, if your around Dorothy come and join me!!, bring your own cup, and bottle if you can find one. David

Well I reckon thats a good excuse to celebrate!!! Pass that whisky please. Lady M

David, I heard you say Baz was around again!!! and that there is a boat heading our way, thank goodness!! Yes, I will have some of that Rum Cocktail . . . . oh, Hi Mandy, Dame Jean, where's Lady M, the Black Widow and EM got to now! We never seem to have much of a crowd round this camp fire do we? When I've had this, I shall accept Guardsman David's invite and join him in a Celebration drink at the top of the hill.

I'm here leader, the fire is looking mighty fine this evening, ging gang gooley gooley gooley gooley etc etc. Lady M

Do you know that must be telepathy, I ws just singing that to myself!

Has anyone seen the Black Widow lately? The last I remember was her swimming out to that ship last night!

As I said before - sixth sense!! hahahah Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda, we'll come a waltzing matilda with you. etc etc Lady m

(thinks: this site is getting to be a real pain in my neck!!! literally! It is SO slow!!!)