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off my santa good girls list for good..................

but whiter wasn't wearing the snorkel upside down it was sleazy!!!!...............

that pink mac that sleazy keeps wearing to frighten the reinderr with...................

guarenteed whiter .you'll have the shock of your life...........

and stuffing her face with mince pies..............

lapland to see the big man himself.FATHER CHRISTMAS.where whiter than white could sing and dance to merry carols in the white stuff...............

the wombles, Noddy going crazy as this tale becomes stranger and stranger. No more chariots or monsters around the corner to frightened them. So where now for our merry travellers is it to bed or is to .....

Yes it is but look who is that coming through the mist it looks like Dorothy and her dog ......

like --- who is that mask man ---- can't be it's .....the ....

a wooden leg that went thud as he walked. Now it was the day after tomorrow - all was calm as the dust settled they realise that it was gone with wind. The chariots of fire rumbled through the dawn as a new beginning as the woman in red came to the door and called someday my prince will come to ......

King Arthur followed my his knights. As they set up camp there was a loud explosion as the whole area erupted in molten larva and rocks were propelled into the air. Slowly this began to grow into a peak and grew and grew and.....

whiter............

found King Kong hiding on top of the mountain. Suddenly the Lord of the Rings appeared, hey I am in the wrong story he exlaimed and dashed off into the distance. Wait yelled Snow White don't leave me, Lisa has gone away and I am alone. The Lord did not answer and disappeared. King Kong gazed from his lofty perch and called out. The call of the wild echoed and then ...................

a sprinkle of fairy dust. As he thought a dwarf with a wooden leg came hobbling by and collided with him. A few expletives later they joined company to search for the fairy dust to no avail. The dwarf with the wooden leg fell down the enbankment and landed on a cushion of leaves, there in the mist was a small creature it was a.....

he concocted a potion to finally wipe out the other dwarves once and for all.................

Dopey. She gathered the six Dwarves around her. "It's all very well dragging Dopey around with us, but after all he is dead, and we should get round to burying him. The smell is getting to be a bit too strong for my liking." As she spoke, Doc (who was holding on to Dopey) made his head nod in agreement. Unfortunately, the thread that the Dwarves had used to try and re-attach it broke, and the head rolled away. Sleepy ran after it, and the Dwarves decided to go back home and bury Dopey. They loaded him (and his head) into the cart, and made for home. When they got there, they thought for a while, and then decided to bury him next to the path between the cottage and the diamond mine. That way, they could walk past him twice a day when they went to and from work. So, carefully taking him down off the cart, they placed poor Dopey on the ground. They went back to the cart, and collected their shovels Doc began singing “Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, it’s off to work we go…” The other Dwarves looked at him in amazement. “This is a serious and somber matter” said Whiter. “Why are you singing?” “It was done in the best possible taste, “he replied. “It was Dopey’s favorite song. I was singing it to honor him.” So, with shovels on their shoulders, the Dwarves marched around the burial plot, singing “Hi-Ho” as loud as their little lungs would let them. As they began shoveling the soil they sang “We dig, dig, dig, dig….” Soon the hole was big enough, and Doc went back to the cart to collect poor Dopey. No one saw the evil glint in his eye, and the twisted smirk that came across his lips. He took the body over, and three of the Dwarves helped Doc carefully lower him into the pit. They covered him up, and patted down the soil. “As we don’t have a headstone,” Whiter said, why don’t we mark the place with his little shovel.” They all agreed that this would be a good idea, so Bashful went over to the cart to collect it. He returned, looking rather pale, carrying a shovel in one hand, and something else in the other. “Remember how the thread broke a while ago?” he said “Well, we forgot to bury this along with the rest of the body.” Doc really had to try hard not to laugh – that was what he was smirking about earlier on. What an evil Dwarf he was – if only the other knew – but Doc was determined that they would never find out. He was already formulating a plan to get rid of the other Dwarves. Eventually he would be the only one of the seven left. It may take a while – but to him it was certain to happen – he WOULD have Whiter all to himself.

no sounds like the wizard of oz.if so wheres the wicked witch....................

overwhelmed with emotion and sat down to her embrodiery. She then wondered what is this all about and whether she was Rose Red or Snow White or indeed some other person in wonderland. Is this the end of her tale, alas she ponders.....

the little men in white coats were dancing up a storm and singing "Take me home again....."

basket. Suddenly there was an explosion and she fell off her bike and tumbled down in the arms of Sylvester the catman who carried her off to .....