General Chat

up and up they climb, up and up, and up and........

go and investigate.so they climb the vine ........

the whale appears and look who walks out of the mouth - its not Jonah, its .....

climb up to the top and see or pick some grapes off the vine for tea?

to calm my nerves when you do finally brand me on the butt like daisy our pet cow............

"Stop! stop," she shouted - "Just what are you doing to Doc?" "He was shouting 'Brand me, brand me," replied Balin. "No I wasn't," protested Doc, "I was faint with the pain of these things." He managed to remove the chopsticks from his nose, and waved them at Whiter. "I was shouting Brandy, Brandy."

up his nostrils

look at the soot stains .no i said soot stains in my carpet!!!

dwarf, why don't you wipe you feet before you go tramping in someone else's house?"

he was covered in coal soot and treading it all through whiter and the dwarves house ."you dirty little...............

could he see five dwarves, and the Pizza man standing in a hole. Or was it Uncle Fred, down on his knees. He went over to them, and yes - Whiter was right - six Dwarves. The newcomer was Balin, who was looking for directions to the Mines of Moria.

hot fudge sundae. They all went inside, sat down by the fire, and stuffed themselves until they were filled. One by one the Dwarves headed up to their room with seven little beds, and they all fell asleep. The ice cream man said goodnight to Whiter, Fred and the Pizza man, and drove away. Uncle Fred went out to the barn, where he slept on top of a pile of hay. The Pizza man went out to get on his bike - only to find he had a punture. "We have a spare bed with the Dwarves. Why don't you stay the night, and head home tomorrow?" The Pizza man agreed, and Whiter showed him up to Dopey's bed, which was right at the end of the row of seven, next to Doc. He thanked her, and she headed of to her own room. The Pizza man just could not get comfortable on Dopey's bed, and decided to sleep on the floor instead. Whether it was all the noise he made, or something else, we do not know - but Doc had a really bad nightmare. He dreamed that Dopey was back, sleeping next to him - then he was gone again. The he dreamed that Dopey was calling out to him "Doc, Doc, Doc - only you can help me Doc." When Doc finally awoke, his bedding was soaked in sweat, and his pillow wet with tears. Within him Doc had two voices arguing against themselves. One voice was saying "Get rid of the others, and then Whiter will be yours." The other voice was saying, "Confess what you did to Dopey - tell the others. Only then will you have peace." What should Doc do? He did not know. He just did not know. One voice had already planned a full confession, and the other had a plot to get rid of Bashful. He knew he had to decide soon - which way would he turn?

mushrooms and chilli. The home delivery person turned up a day later, on his bike. "It took me ages to find this place," he said. "It is so isolated." He handed the meal to Whiter.....

"Deers testicles!" exclaimed Whiter - "Oh, and I hope that's not what they mean when they say on food packets "may contain traces of nuts"

and with deers testicles aswell.a nice combination whiter said.................

in the Haggis. "I hope that is a vegetarian Haggis", Whiter exclaimed "I just could not eat a real one, knowing what it is made of." "What is a real one made of?", asked Happy, curiously. "I'll tell you", replied Whiter - it is...........

sleazys pink wellies and mac chucked on the floor."sleazy pick your flasher up and your wellies.you haven't been chasing the sheep this time".....................

only to find the beds were still unmade, the breakfast dishes unwashed and

back to the dwarfs pretty cottage in the woods.............

sleigh through the white stuff.................