General Chat

ime comin in. Move over Elsie. dya no, I fink that was one of them suvineery fings. I no the ole man kept it in wiv the tins cos he fort it wud be safe there. Gladys

Ah'm already darn me Anderson Shelter gels anyone else coming? That Doll's a bit uv a loose cannon int she.? Elsie

Mildred - LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!!!

Blimey were's me tin 'at ?? Bleedin' pussy im me way.....quick in Elsies shelter.... Mildred xx

finks maybe I 'ad better get up the 'orspital - me fingers going blue! If I wiggles it a litlle bit............ .................................. ...................................

I'll just find the fone book an call up the army peeple an see if they can elp ya! Dont let go. Just stay there....... Gladys :-0

I fort it were a funny shape. Oh no - me fingers stuck wot will I do??????? Dolores

Dunno delores Print rubbed of in 1963.....each ones a luverly surprise Mildred x

Don't pull that ring!!! It ain't no tin!! Thats one of them greenaid fingys that me ole man kept as a suvineer.!! Gladys

oooh luvverly Mildred dolly, 'ere ya go. Wonder wots in this tin??? I 'opes is somfink nice Dolores

'Ere Delores I like a bit a sauce ! Swap one of me war tins fer an egg cup of yer sauce gal.... Mildred x

'ere gals - look!!!! theres that new gel from down the street - right nice manners shes got - sez 'er names Martine or summat. 'Ave invited 'er to the next knees up - Dolores 'ere Mildred - we got an 'ole jar a mint sorce 'ere

'Ere ! You all 'erd bout that Colin the bleedin sheep?? Only went 'an snuffed it arfter bein' accused of allsorts. Shock kills yer know, nuffink a cup of sweet tea wont cure.... Still, got a nice lot of lamb chops on the quiet,....nudge, nudge....wink...wink...say nah more.... Mildred xx

Hiya Gals Now look ere Mabe - I'm appointin meself spokesperson fur us all. If yur really are goin to this ere do, we'll ALL expect a ticket - won't we gals. I think it might be a good idea if yer sit me next tu 'arry though. I ave a lot of hexperience wiv youngsters, cos of our Bert and Doris. I can give im plenty of advice on owe not to get up to mischief (an owe not to get caught if e does!!). Am off to the jumble sale tonite. Well, I'll need a new houtfit an 'at won't I. Any of yer comin wiv me? Kettles on and broken biscuits out when yur ready. Luv as alas - Clara xx

Lady Mabe Why Dy'a fink Lizzy ain't goin' ? Cos I'm gonna be there, thats why, and she don't like the fact I am bettererer than she is an she can't 'ack it. You 'ave got an invite Mild, but I've put ya next to Andrew, 'e ain't gotta woman at the minute, so ya luck might be in there gal. Clara you are just bleedin jealous love, You be a bit more friendly luv, and I may just get an invite and I could sit ya next to Cherie, if you'd like, you'd 'ave loads in common, like talkin about bein in court all the time :)) I'll ave some o them broken biccis Clara, get the kettle on darlin' and I'll tell ya all about the weddin' HRH MABEL of the Pace x x x

'Ere Effy !! I 'Erd the Queen aint going ta Chas & Moosefaces weddin'. Yer fink, there might be a space on the top table an' all. Maybe if yer donate yer lime green toaster an' wear yer crown, they might let yer sit wiv em. 'Ere ya might sit next ter that prime munster Stony Flair. Nah that be a tale ter tell.... Mildred xx

Hiya Gals Well Effie Luv - I give in - I ad visiters last Friday to try and keep up wiv yer, but I can't keep doin it regular. Even tho I buy broken biscuits from the co-op, it still gets too pricey fur me. Keepin up wiv the Jones's is one fing but keepin up wiv you Effie, an all yur visiters, is darned impossible. Naw then, what's all this nonsense about Lady Mildred an Mabel HRH? Whats the HRH stand for anyhow Mabe - 'Ave recipe andy', 'er rented ats' 'ave rotten andbags' 'er royal - ardly'. Come on naw luv - yer can't kid a kidder. Yer no more royal than what the rest of us are, even if I ave seen yer at the bingo wiv that plastic crown on yer ead. We still luv yer, even tho yur are common as muck - yer don't need tu put it on fur us lot duck. Got tu dash - see yer for tea and broken biscuits tommoro? Luv as alas - Clara xx

Bloomin 'eck Mildred you've only gone and let the cat outta the bag ain't ya? You've put yer title down, now I'm gonna 'ave to own up to who I really am, and put my title ain't I, and you know I 'ate bein a show orf. Now I'm gonna get loadsa fan mail, beggin letters an all sorts, that Clara will be on the blinkin bloomin earole and so will that Elsie. If I've told ya once I've told ya a bleedin fousand times don't say who you are, wait 'til ya get rownd me 'ouse later, I'll give you an earful I will. Get the kettle on the hob, and you can get that cake yer brought down the market last week an you've been 'idin I'm gonna give ya a piece of my mind. HRH Mabel of the Pace

'Ere Mabe Oo yer fink yer are?? Bleedin royal Harseness. Bleedin lie bout that crown of yers . Yer got it in the pound shop fer a quid, along wiv that maradonna brassiere that makes 'em all pointy. Gawd knows oo yer tryin' ter impress. Give us me vest anyday, Then me charlies can keep me knees nice an' warm. Lady Mildred

Oh cor blimey, what a night I've 'ad, everyone in the 'ouse as this sickness and the uvver end, bug, nasty it is, an I ave a nasty coff, and then theres the white stuff outside, what a day, an I still 'ad ter go a work fer a bit, I dunno, us old uns never get a break do we. Effie me darlin, you askin me to cum an collect me tiara luv, wots a matter wiv ya, don'tcha want it fer when you shop at the co-op? I dunno I go the set for £1.49, an you're not wearing it, go on put it on do yer housework in it, or yer crotchettin, thats what I does, wiv the uvver one I got, didn't tell ya about that one, cost me £3.59, that did, nah sorry Eff I can 'ere ya sayin' can you borrow it, nah you carnt cos I 'as that fer me bingo nights. About this Caff yer got Eff, can anyone come, cos me and the gals could do wiv a day owt, we could get a charra down there, as it got a big enuff car park fer it? Gotta go someone wants the bucket YUK! Louv ya all Mabel x x x