General Chat

Ere - ow am I supposed to put pineapple rings on sticks? The stick will go through the oles.

Oh Dolores, me knees is gon all week now they as. Wot a privlig. Wot will Bert say wen I tells im!! Gladys :-))))))))))))))))))

'ere Glad I 'eard that you woz bein arsked ter do the brides veil - cos yer nets is sooooooo white! Dolores

Well! I sees ya lot get invites and jobs. Me? Na. I can do posh I tell ya. I spose ya wont me to be one of them that stand and wave flags at the poshes. Not been so fended since ya sed me nets was not white! Gladys :-(

'Ere mabe, yer can ask the new gal dahn the road ter elp, that Martine, fink she's a good-un,....... 'erd she makes nice fish paste sarnies.... Mildred xx

Cor blimey you gals I go owt fer the day and it all 'appens don't it. I 'ad to go to Windsor terday to sort this weddin out, Liz 'as gawn an 'ad a tantrum, so it's been left to me to sort it. I told em Elsie can do the sausages on sticks and you Clara will make the pineapple and cheese on sticks, Mild I seys you can do the pudin,said you do a luvverly spotted dick, and Dolly, well you are such a good cook you can make the cake, that mix you get from Tesco's is bloomin marvelows it is, said you'd bung a bride and groom fing on the top, and there you 'ave it a banqwet, fit fer anyone. Over the next few weeks I will be away a bit, cos I 'as to go a lot to sort Cammie's dress owt, she needs loadsa help. On me rownd to yer now gals to 'ave a cuppa and them broken biccis. HRH Mabel of the Pace

Ya silly ole goat!! why didn ya tell me it was beans in that cupbord. Had us all a dither ya did. we was worrid about Dolores there being all banged up and esploding. Gladys PS Fanks for askin like Dolores, me nets are doin fine.

Blimey...It must ave been Bert timing his emotions in the outhouse...beans are keepin 'im regular aint they... Mildred x

oh wot a relief!!!!!! oh blinky eck! fort I was doomed I tell ya DOOMED Dolores

Ere! yoo lot! wots' that daft moo doin wiv er finga stuck in me tin of bake beans? Bert

gorritirf! wait fer me gals, 'ere dont yer fink this ring is lovverly. wots that tickin? its in yer outhouse dolores

Ah told yer it wos the wrong number. Some geezer called Saytun and sed e cudn't give a monkeys!! Ah fink yer right Mild - ahm gettin art nar. Elsie

'ERE !!!! Why we all 'Iding in 'ere wiv Dolores and 'er grenada ? Quick!!!!! owt inter the garden before it blows........ Mildred x

Er ah no it's free numbers the same, but ah always get it rarnd the wrong way. 666? Elsie

Well wots their number then??? Dolores

Not you Doll - don't want yer taking yer finger off the fingy! Elsie

as anyone got a mobile phoney thingy? we can call the old bill carnt we dolores

Oo let Doll in? I 'ope yer've got yer finger frew that pin Doll or we're all fer it! Did anyone fink ter ring the orforities before we came in 'ere? Elsie

Good Job i've got a swanvesta 'ere...narh no one parp or well all blow up....... an it aint even firework night... Mildred x

Blimey - move over gals - just got in there before yer slammed the door shut - ere as anyone got a match carnt see a flippin fing in ere Mildred Gladys - ows yer nets? Dolores