General Chat

Mabe ah could do wiv a larf so put me name darn luv! Can ah pay yer in gin? I 'ope they're not really chipolatas cos ah wos 'oping fer sumfink a bit more impressive like! Elsie

Hey you gals the list is growing, now, Doll's coming and Fergie's just rang she wants to join us, good laugh she is an all, we'll get 'er to bring the nibbles for our chalets eh? fink I'd best share one wiv 'er, keep an eye open jest in case she needs keepin on the straight an narrow. HRH Mabel x x x

'ere put me dahn fer Bognor too lovey I got us a big bag of them kitkat cubes - dolores

Okay dokey Mabe. Just get the 'key' ta the Gas meter. Be round in a mo. Glad ;-)

Glad & Clara you know yer me oldest friends, already put yer names down, just make sure you give me the deposit tho, your both a bit tight wiv yer money. Be rownd in 10 minutes Glad, you got any of that cooking sherry left, and a Kit Kat. HRH x x x

OOHHHH ME ME ME. I alas wanted tu go tu Bognor Butlins. Very posh. An them chipolatas is just what I need (nuffink wrong wiv my eyesight). I fink I can just about rustle up the readies. If I'm a bit short I'll think of some way to earn a bit:)) Put me name dawn won't yer luv. A very hexited Clara xx

Me kettles alwis on but I am aving just a littel refresherment at the moment. Join me for a tipple? Gladys

Glady's now, yer know I have known ya since we were nippers, 60 odd years, so when we are out and abowt at Bognor , just call me Maj, so's the riff raff don't get familiar. You got your kettle on by the way? HRH Mabel x x x x

oooo Ya can count me in for that do!! I love a good ole Hen's nite. Never seems ta be many blokes there tho! Considring it's in a pub to. Mabe, can we still call ya Mabe or we gotta be all funny like and call you Maj or higness or somefink like that. Gladys x

Mild, you get them specs sorted me luv, cos yer gonna need 'em. Why d'ya fink I booked Bognor, the chipolatas are there that weekend. Carnt bloomin' wait I carnt. HRH Mabel x x x

'Ere count me in Mabe. Bogner regis 'as such a luverly ring ter it....dahnt yer fink?? Maybe we can 'ave a stripper, yer know, one of them chipperfields. Mind yer. Id better get me glasses sorted, as I can't see a fing. And yer wanna see fings when yer see the chipperfields... Mildred xx

Gor blimey luv, (er, I mean yer maj) I was gettin me bloomers in a rite kerfuffle - fort you'd dun a runner wiv the crahn jools fer a minnit! Fort the 'ole shebang was gonna turn inter a rite joke ..... funny, sum peeple on the telly seem to think it alreddy 'as.... ??!! Beattie XX

Well nah then gals, you're all gettin' yerself in a two an eight 'ere. I 'ave got Cammie knickers outfit all ready. It's the suit I 'ad fer our Mildred's wedding in the 1940's, It needs a bit of a take in and up, an theres a tear in the arm, but I fort I'd but a badge on it or summit. I've lent er that necklace I got in woolworths, all them years ago, ya know the one Glad, wiv the cross on it, it's nearly gold an all. Are you lot comin ter the Hen night? We're going to Butlins at Bognor (I know Mildred loves it there) Friday night til monday mornin'. It'll cost yer mind' fort I'd collect a tenner a week from yer all wiv a deposit of 23 quid, hows that sound? We can get the drink cheap, I'll go to France fer the day and fetch it wiv me. Put yer name down if yer comin, we'll get a charrabang there and back, so that'll be anuvver couple of bob. Get yer names down Gals. HRH Mabel of the Pace x x x

Well ya no why dont ya? Rumer as it that posh old lady Ethel - er with the Tiara, may be poppin in ta visit us with a pooter that sits on er lap! I fink Liz as lent her the pearls te go wiv the Tiara. I dont fink I can go te the wedding as me littel boy and his littel boy are aving birfdees again this year and they is aving them in April. So I fink ime gonna be busy with jellis and cake. Wher's Mabe? Since she made erself HRH, she dont wanna mix wiv us. Gotta go. Me daugta is goin out to see Jim for some eggcersise. Dint even no she had a lad! Dont tell me nething. Gladys

'Ere Glad !! Dunno wot she'll wear, but im sure I saw old moose face in the charity shop terday. She was arskin fer a discount on a string of beads. Real coy she looked too. Kept puttin' her 'and up by 'er face. I'd do that 'an all, if my face looked like a moose.... Maybe its 'cos old Liz wont lend her pearls to 'er. Mildred xx

Well thats 'is outfit sorted, wonder what sheel ware. Gladys

Ooo Glad that veil sarnds luvverly and if yer pull it darn over 'is face e'll look even better! Elsie

Dya no Elsie, I never fort of using them lolly sticks for me sosiges. Wot a gud idea! Ive just made a veil out of me ole nets and tride it on Bert. A reel treet he did look. ooo Ime so eggsited. Gladys - veil maker to her maj.

'ere Mabe. Doan they call it canopies or summat. ah allus fort a canopy were a posh tent. Anyhow, won't the sosijis be a bit big for the sticks or shud ah put em on lolly sticks? Got some great big uns in the co-op. Ow many will ah need? Ah do a luvverly bread n butter pud. Shall ah do that too? Fank gawd that tin weren't a grenadine eh? Save sum biccies fer me gels ahm jest changing me pinny. Elsie

Ive alwis found them sticks is never long enuf ta go rite frew the sosage. Alwis a bit of sosage left over at the end of the stick. Fancy party food huh! Bangers an mash anyday. Gladys