General Chat

Hiya Gals Just got the tickets fer Bogna. We go next friday night, got the charra pickin us up at the pub, The Prince of Wales, very apt I fort that. We 'ave a few seats left, so bung ya name on 'ere if yer comin, gotta get the Brown ales in, so numbers are needed. Can sumone bring sum of that stuff that they do on 'en nights, from a shop called Annie Winters or summat like that, they sell all that saucy knicker stuff and fings, Elsie told me about it, gawd knows how she knows. Don't know about you lot, but it's bloomin parky 'ere, got 2 pairs of drawers on, and me liberty bodice, under me nighty. Night gals see ya tomora. HRH x x x

Mildred luvvie 46HHH? pull the uvver one (oooeeerr misses!) You might 'ave been that in the 70's but you've put a bit a weight on since then ain't cha, so stop tellin prky pies darlin' you are wot you are, a BIG woman, nuffink rong wiv that, just don't pretend t' us that you'rs all skinny an stuff. I like that nudge an all, 'ave ter take me teef out tho ter suck it. Cor blimey Mildred you bough me back sum memories there wiv Charlie Chaplin, cor 'e woz a looker gal wern't 'e? I watched many a film sittin' in the back row wiv sum bloke or uvver, those were the days eh? While I'm 'ere Effie, only got us the bleedin' top chalet at Bogna fer the 'en night, it's even got a barf, fort I was gonna 'ave ter take the tin one, and theres a COLOUR telly, cor blimey we'll be livin the life of bloomin' riley there. won't we? Loads a luv ter ya gal, get kettle on, gonna pop rownd in mo, got yer sum new drawers at the market this mornin, you'll luv 'em HRH Mabel x x x

'Ere gals !! Wots wiv the nudge & push ups eh? Narh in my day, we bought a ha'penny wurf ter chew at the pictures. A nice bit of nudge wotchin Charlie Chaplin woz luverly. Then we'd cum 'ome te a nice bit a stew, kept warm on the stove fer 3 days. Push 'ups are anuvver fing.... Bleedin hussys wearin' em nahdays. Bring back corsets, 'old em in gals....that's the way ter go.... Borght meself a new brasserie yesterday. A nice 46 HHH. If I try 'ard enough, 'an roll 'em up, I can get 'em in alright. Me knees feel cold narh tho....... Mildred xx

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ooo well, I will ave the crimpleen dress but as its bloo I best get a yella at ta go wiv it. Here Mabe, who will I be in wiv? Be kind ta me pleese. Gladys

Words of advice 'ere gals, 'ot orf the press it is. Crimplene is the new silk, and yella is the new black fer this season, so crimplene and yella is the order of the day fer Bogna. HRH Mabe x x x

Doan no if ah've anyfink posh enuf fer Bognor so better get darn the market. Doan wanna be too posh tho so wot shud ah look fer? Crimplene sarnds noice, praps wiv a bit o netting? Elsie

'Ere gals I fink Anne should share wiv old mooseface, dahnt yoo? 'Orseyface and mooseface sort of go tergevver nice.... Betty can 'ave a delooks chalet if she wants....all gold knobs 'an all.... .... cost 'er a few bob, but its worf it ter get away from 'er old man and 'is grumblin'. Glad ter se yer back Effy, diddn't send me a bleedin' postcard tho' did yer ? mind yoo.... ..... fink iv'e a few toffees stuck at the bottom of me 'andbag fom that trip ta margate last year....I'll ave one of 'em, that'll make me feel better... Mildred xx

'ere lets 'ave a knees up round yours then Else. Bye the way Eff, I have got nice bit 'o 'addock from the fish man this mornin, d'ya fancy a bit of that with sum taters/ Carnt wait fer Bogna, If yer like Eff you can share wiv me an Fergie, tho I bet that Anne wants ta get in on it an all, she's a snotty mare she is, but get a drink down 'er neck and she's a bit of a gal she is. HRH Mabe x x x

Blimey Effy - didn't arf give me a shock gel! There ah wos finking abart me 'eadscarf and plastic ood an all of a sudden ups yer pop! Shall ah stick the kettle on gels or open a bottle o sumfink nicer? Ah made sum luvverly shortbread yesterday - or was it last mumf? Elsie

'ere Effy - bet it were cos yer 'ad run out of clean knickers. catch yer soon lovey, Dolores

Soon as our Effie hears of a do bein planned, up she pops! Course ya can come to Bogna wiv us. More the merria and Ime sure it will be betta than that posh Hotel place you bin hidin in. Nice ta see ya back wiv us normal peeple. Me sister has said I can borro er nice bloo crimplene number for Bogna. Will look a treat it will. Do ya fink we need ats? Gladys Got the kettel on. Tea anyone?

OOHH Gaynor (sorry Effy) luv. Just noticed yer back. Great ter see yer. You'll ave ter start finkin what yer goin ter wear fur the 'en do. I suppose it will be the crown again? Don't know owe yur goin to beat that fantastic 'airdo though. Luv an big 'ugs - Clara xx

Bloomin 'eck Effie, you gave me a fright there, thought I saw yer round the Co-Op then I fort nah can't be you, you're in the Sarf of France or somewhere 'ot, or was is Soufend? Glad yer 'ome gal, get kettle on, bought yer som of yesterdays cake while I was out. See ya soon luvvie x x x HRH Mabe x x x x

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO eck it aint arf grand to be back home gals - :-))))))) Big hugs and cuddles to yer all Gaynor xxx

Ere Mildred an Elsie. Never mind the eadscarves. Don't yer fink we'll need the plastic oods? What if it rains an we get our air all wet? Clara x

Ooo Mild ah've got a luvverly eadscarf yer can ave a lend of gel. It's orange, yeller, blue n green flars. Go a treat wiv yer frock. Elsie

'Ere gals I'm gonna wear me new dress i inharted off old Selma Beeharse, when she rolled over arfter 'avin one sausage too many. Its a luverly orange an' brahn stripe....'An guess wot gals?? Its made of pure Nylon....narh thats quality..... 'Ere...we can sit on the pomenade in one of them fancy 'utts, 'an eat ahr winkles by the sea. Dahnt ferget yer headscarves gals tho'......Bit parky 'an we dahnt want ter get mo-numier.... Mildred xx

Ere Mabe - I ope yur was not incineratin that I'm mean wiv me money. Why, only yesterday I put a penny in a colectin tin (don't it get hexpensive since they did away wiv farvins and alfpennies). Now gals - what yur finkin of wearin for this 'en do? I was finkin peraps of wearin a lovely green crimplene shift dress, wiv darts in, what I picked up the ovver day at the jumble sale. I only paid 10p fur it and it must be an heirloom cos I remember me gran avin one like it. What yer fink eh? I got a bit hupset yesterday. This Dora woman (ave yer met er yet) who moved in tu that posh ouse round the corner. Well, I was doin a bit o cleanin for er and she says to me 'Clara - I fink you could do wiv tryin to improve ow yer talk' well I arsk yer. I says to er ' I'll av yer know missus that I ad private electrocution lessons from that Mrs Malaprop. Got ta dash now me ducks. Luv as alas - Clara xx