General Chat

Ooo sarnds very posh an clever! Ah got one o them lap dancing puters so ah know all abart the internetty! So when da we get ta read it then! Elsie

I was jest arsking some questions to this geezer and 'e said oh that would make a lovverly hooman interest story so I 'as to send him some more infermation froo the internetty thing Dolores

Well yer still aven't told us wot yer bin up ter! If it's in a paper up in Scottyland we carn't read it from 'ere! Come on luv, spill the beans! Elsie

nah it aint one ov them maggerzeens, its a quality paper from up the norf ov Scotland. Dolores indignant I is

Else I fink it's called readers wives, or summit like that. HRH x x x

Ere Doll wot ya bin up ter this time gel? Not bin in one o them funny mags ave yer? Elsie

oooh 'ere our Mabe - ya'll nevva guess wot! I only bin and gorn and ort me name in the papers again! Oh the shame of it all Dolores

Blinky bloomon 'eck Theres all this white stuff outside me 'ouse!!!! Slipped over it I did, when I went to go to the market. 'ope it ain't around on friday fer Bogna eh? Cammie & Fergie called this mornin' an sed they were comin on the Charra wiv us, that Fergie's got a lovely voice she 'as, as fer cammie, well wait til you see 'er dancin' sight fer sore eyes she is. If you gals can post wot yer takin on the Charra it will be 'elpful. I went to France yesterday an got the crate of brown ale, only drunk a few bottles I did, well 8, so plenty left fer is all. I've got me kettle on so if any of you gals can get rownd 'ere I;ll make ya a cuppa. HRH Mabel x x x

Mildred Luv I've only won 400 quid, last 'ouse you'd gorn 'ome, Cor blimey, we're gonna 'ave a real ol knees up now. Blow doin our own sarnies we'll buy 'em at Marky Spenceys, and I'll buy crates of Brown Ale, that should do us 'til we get to Bogna. I'm really made up I am. See you gals in the mornin' come rownd my 'ouse and I'll buy ya all cream 'orns, and I will get fresh 'uns, no yesterdays cheapies, bliky 'eck I'm chuffed I is. HRH x x x

Yeah I'm goin' bingo Mabe.... Gotta 'ave a win sumtime 'eh? That there bingo caller is a bit ovv alright aint he, luv the way 'ee 'andles 'is balls.....'an wehn 'ee sharts two fat ladies...'ee makes me go all a quiver...... 'Ere....ooze makin' the salmon sarnies fer the trip?...i've a tin in me cuboard...fink its one of me war stock.... Mildred x

Love a bit a crab I do Glad, 'ope it's Shipmans tho and not the stuff they sell at the market, was ill last time I 'ad that. You're right in the mood ain't ya gal, all them songs, you can be the leader of te singalonga's. Clara 'bout time you sorted that 'ol man o yours, pamperin 'im at 'is age, it's digustin that's wot I calls it anyhow. Crimplene dress sounds nice, we will all look like bloomin stunners we will, well outdo that Fergie and Cammie. Daisy gal you seem to know a lot abowt that shop you do, it ain't natrul it ain't, theres a name fer woman like you, ya know, but when you're in there next get me a pair of drawers will ya like Mildreds they sound good they do, and fur, whatever next. That stick fing ya got sounds a funny fing, wonder what ya does wiv it? Ask the woman next time yer in there eh love? You goin a Bingo tonight Mild? Meet ya at the bus stop if yer are. HRH Mabe x x x

Never saw them Mild. Wud be 'andy tho so fink ah'll get a pair when ah take this curling stick back. It doan work proper. Nuffink ta plug it in wiv, but when ah switch it on and try ta curl me 'air it moves abart and makes a silly noise. an it don't curl me 'air neiver. Elsie

'Ere gals I went in that stan hummers shop. Fort it woz a pet shop at first cos it said rabbits fer sale.... Borght one of 'em fong fings....they make a luvverly eye patch fer me lazy eye. Bought meself a pair of drawers wiv an 'ole at the crotch, 'andy when i need a wee on the coach, and we need ta go behind a bush. Mildred x

Jest bin darn that Anne wotsit shop. Yer rite Mabe they do sell choc shapes, but ah aint never seen nuffink like it. Ah showed one to mah Bert an 'ees feeling very inadee wotsit now! Ee didn't like the 'andcuffs eiver, sed they reminded 'im of the cop shop. The curling stick looks quite gud tho, ah fink ah'll 'ave a go of that nar. Elsie

Hiya Gals Sorry Mabe, I ad to go AWOL yesterda. Me ol man, Fred, says i've bin spendin so much time gossipin to you lot, that e thought it was about time I spent some time pamperin im. I've told Im that I'm off to Bognor wiv you lot on Friday so I've promised to spend a bit o time wiv Im this week to make up. I'll drop in fur tea when I can, but don't furget to keep me on the list fur the charra trip will yer. Got me new crimplene dress washed ready and me plastic 'ood is in me bag so I don't furget it. He's comin ome fur lunch soon, so I'd better make a move sharpish. Luv as alas - Clara x

Yer right bout me sister and her snoring! I better take me ear plugs wiv me! I'll be practisin me singin for that machine thingy. Seen one of them on the tele. Looks good. Need yer glasses tho cos ya have to read the words. It's a long way ta Tickle Mary, Its a long way ta go. Roll out the barrel Pack up yer troubles and go ta Bogna.... Lookin forward ta it. Kettel will be on Mabe. Only got crab, that do yer? Gladys xx

Mornin' all Gettin exciting eh, just a few days and Bogna 'ere we come. Daisy wots this chocolate then, sumone said it 'as shapes, shapes of wot, mis shape stuff? Let is know gal, at 76 you are the yougest, so know about these fingy's. 'ere Glad, corse your sister Lil can come, right laugh she is, but your gonna have ter share wiv 'er cos I remember her in the the war in the shelter, she don't 'alf bleedin' snore. Effy seys she's gonna bring 'er singin machine fing she's got, we're gonna 'ave a right laugh ain't we gals, carnt wait I carn't. Off down the market now, will pop in Glad on the way back, show yer wot I got an you can make us a cuppa, and a fish paste sarnie :) HRH Mabel x x x

'Ere, I dont fink that Bogna will know whats hit it when we arrives!!!! Dolores

I bet they dont do nickers in Mildred's size! Got me orders from the kids for sticks of rock. Not sure i can eat it tho as it sticks to ya teef. Ya say theres places left in the charabang Mabe? I mite bring me sis Lily wiv me. That ok? She dont do fings to show you up or anyfing. Ime a bit cream crackered so I fink I shall make me way to me bed. Put me hotter bottle in, got me bed socks so I shud be ok. Did ya see that Effy has gorn off to that posh hotel again tonite! Made of bleedin money that woman. Wont no wots hit her when she gets ta Bogna. Night Gals, see ya in the mornin. Gladys xx

Well Mabe yer'll be even colder wiv sum o that Anne wotsit stuff on gel! Ah'll see wot ah can get. Wot d'yer all fancy? D'yer no they even sell choclat? Yer wudn fink that wud sell in a knicker shop wud yer? Elsie