General Chat

brilliant - so glad to see this resurrected today- this is what our friend really stood for... Jess x

From me too Effy love Clara xxxx

Effy Gawd we made yer larf wiv our 'antics diddn't we ? Take our love and laughter wiv yer gel, an' remember It's not goodbye....it's 'see yer later'. Finkin' of yer all this day, Love Mildred and the Gals. xxxxxx

Wot ! Wiv me arferitis ! Besides if I bend dahn too much, me drawers slip dahn...elastic not sa good these days. Blinky time them kids went up the chimmneys 'an inter service. Instead ovv roamin the streets..... Us oldun's are right aint we gals ! Mildred x

'Ah luv kids Mild but 'ah cudn't eat an 'ole one! Doan be such a miserable ole bat! Doan yer remember bein young then? Ah remember sum stories abart yer gel that'd make yer 'air curl. Why doan yer get art there an play wiv em? Elsie

'Mornin gals ! ooow are yer all terday? Bleedin' kids owtside playin' footie. carnt be a day ovver freee! Bloomin thugs they are. Runnin about on the grass, Kickin' their balls. Now thats 'arrisment it is aint it gals? We old uns are not gonna put up wiv kids playin', arfter all, we carnt remember wot it was like ta be a kiddie, so I fink they should all grow up an' go work up the chimmneys like in the good old days. Nah were did I put me teef ?? Mildred xx

Fanx Mild ah'm on me way! Shall ah fetch sum o me cakes wot ah've bin makin all day? The fag end were fer Bert. Ah collected loads of em and he woz dead chuffed. Took 'is mind off me gettin 'ome a day or so late cos o that Angel an 'is 'arley. Elsie

'Ere gals ! Got me photos back from Bogna ! Theres a luvverly one of Effy 'an Mabe dancin' on the table. Mabe yer 'ad yer stockin' at arf mast, an' yer nose were red, but it's a good 'un all the same. Me good old brownie camera diddn't half get some good shots. Elsie bendin' over ter pick up that fag butt she found. Delores when 'er teef fell out as she was larfin, when Mabe fell of the table. Yer all can come round gals, ill get me kettle on, ta make a brew....... ....... 'an don't ferget ta bring some fish paste sarnies..... Im 'ungry..... Mildred xx

Doan yer go waiting up fer me gels, ah may be garn a while. Getting the 'ang o this 'arley Davidson nar an it's much better than one o them Annie Winter curling sticks ah can tell yer! Ah've got me own set o levvers an there's no way this Angel is from 'ell. Ah'm in 'eaven. Elsie

'Ere gals ! I'm glad ter be 'ome are you? Nuffink like yer own warm bed, wiv all them grey blankets ta keep yer warm. 'An yer own tea from yer own pot. Guess wot gals? Mabe sent me a postcard from sarfend !....yeah she did yer know ! Only kwpt on ridin' wiv that Heels Ample 'an his bike.....yer true yer know ! Stayin' in the Sea Dragon B & B....the cheep one...remember gals ? Dunno when she'll be back tho...... Mildred x

Well gals - what can I say. I spose you bin wonderin where I was, but ya saw what a looker e was that took me on is motorbike!! I was absolutely terrified when e got up to 80 but luckily the wind got underneaf me ood an slowed us darn a treat. Ad to do a quick repair job on me 'air though. Got to go fur a lie down to recover - catch yer all later. Luv as alas - Clara xx

Goodness me nah this IS excitin, Mad Dog Del, 'as given me a lift, cor we didn't 'arf go fast an all, 'e stopped orf at some sort of caff an bought me a MC Dougalls well summit like that, cor it wernt 'alf nice meat fing in a roll it was, even 'ad onions. oops maybe shouldn't of 'ad them! He's just asked me if I wanna go to sum dance fingy wiv 'im, well liitle luv, bin good ter me 'e 'as didn't like ter say no, so I won't be 'ome ternight gals, Mad Dog said I can sta 'at 'is, seys I remind 'im of is Nan, sweet little fing 'e is. 'Ope you all got 'ome alright luvs. HRH Mabel x x x

'Ere gals Wot a larf ! Seeing Mabe 'Itchin' up 'er frock ta get on that enormiss bike. Bit 'ard when your'e four foot nuffink eh ! Har har. Funny fing woz, when Mabes plastic 'ood blew owt like a paratoot, as the bike zoomed off. Bit like one of them there racin' cars. Narh , this 'eels angle I just gawt on wiv, he's tied me on wiv me spare stockin's. Carnt be too carefull 'eh gals ? 'Ere ! summone giv me one of them sarnies before we go-o -o- o- o- o- o- o.......................................... Mildred xx

whaaaaaaaa ' ya saying lovely, can see yer marf movin' but me ears is all funny - all I an 'ear is them brooooooooom broooooooooom noises. dolores

Ere gels, weren't it nice o them to stop an give us a lift. ah ain't never been on the back o one o them bikes. Wot an engine. Makes yer go a bit unnecessary doan it? Elsie

'ere gals - lets stand in the middle of the road and see if they stop dolores

Well we've been on the Roadside for 5 hours now, fort this charra was a cheap un, never gonna listen to you again Clara, about a bloke you know can get us a cheap coach, well it might've been cheap, but where's the bloke ter mend it eh? Good job we 'ad some brown ale left an sum of that cake ya made Elsie. Bit dark 'ere ain't it gals, whats that noise then? 'ang on theres blokes on motorbikes comin terwards us, cor blinky blimey I fink there stoppin' Oh my gawd....... HRH Mabel x x x

'ere Elsie I finks we musta 'ad a dodgy fish paste sarnie Dolores

O ma gawd it's Monday an ah doan remember nuffink! Me head feels like an 'amster's runnin' rarnd it in a cage an me tongue feels like the bottom of the cage. Ah do 'ope ah didn't do nuffink embarrassin gels? Elsie

ooooooooooooooooo me poor 'ead, where am I??????? Dolores