General Chat

Mabe, you aving a littel moan cos your ole man forgt ta put lottery on for ya? Ya wudnt know wot ta do wiv all the muney anyway! Ime orf now to start gettin me glad rags ready for this do wot ime goin to on Satday. See ya gals ther. Gladys

Mildred, I tried that 'at on yesterday, and I wouldn't 'ave it if they gave me 20p, or a quid come to that, but I suppose the mustard colour, may go wiv your straw colour 'air that you call blonde highlights! I've been so busy today ain't stopped I ain't and still goin I am, just gonna cook me bit o scrag end, us pensioners just don't get enough money give to us, I gets all me rent paid an that yeah corse I do, but I only 'ave 70 quid over at the end of the week, and that means I can't go Bingo on a thursday, unless I've 'ad a win that week, these yung 'uns don't know they were born do they? Mabel x x x

Sarnds luvverly Mildred. Mabe goin wiv yer 'is she? ah tried finkin of England but it jest wasn't enuf so ah fort daimonds might 'elp. Then it were too late cos ah was up the duff an me da 'ad a shotgun to Bert's 'ed. Millionaire? Wot a joke. Ah'll be scrubbing uvver folks floors fer years to pay off wot 'e owes! Da said ah were a right little scrubber! Elsie

Lets ope yer outfit dont clash with er majestys. Gladys

'Oi ! you lot ! Saw a loverly hat at the jumble sale. Lovely mustard colour wiv blue flowers on it. Knocked em down from 50p ta 20p. Got ta get a new frock from the charity shop ta match it tho. Cant go to the weddin' all uncooporated can I ? Mildred xx

Cor, what boring thoughts you lot have! Close yer eyes and fink of Sean Conry the Bond bloke. Gladys :-)))))))))

I just closed me eyes 'an fought of England........ Mildred xx

No offence Mabe. 'es got a face only a muvver cud love! Told me 'e was goin ter be a millionair so ah jest closed me eyes an fort of ....... diamonds. Life's jest one big disappointment innit? Elsie

Else Your Bert 'ad a funny colour face afore the bloomin supa glue, don't like to be the one to tell ya, but 'es an ugly ol so & so, no offence luv, but 'e is. Mabe x x x

Mildred Mah Bert used that stuff only silly ole b***** got it mixed up wiv sumfing called super glue. Wasn't arf funny but 'e cudn't larf at all and 'is face went a real funny colour. Elsie

'Ere Glad Mind yer teef dont shoot outa yer mouth wiv all that larfin. I know yer use that poundshop fixitent stuff. Just make sure yer got yer tennas on gal, I know wot yer like when yer get going. Mildred x

Do ya know Mabe, I nefa fout of that!! Wonda if it wud work on me air? I tell ya one fing tho - ime not puttin me ead frou the mangle! He he he he. O no. Got me gigglers back. Gladys xx

Glad Ain't you got a blue rinse anyway? Mabe x x x

ere Mildred. Try using news paper cos that as bigger sheets than bog roll. Whats Effy on about wiv her spellin? She spells same as us so she cant be too bad can she. Daft moo. Gonna get me air done tomoro for the posh do. Fout I might ave a blue rinse. Wad do ya fink gals? Gladys

'Ere Effy Got any bog paper? Them balls 'ave done haddock wiv me bowels. Them square bits of paper aint no good.... slides everywhere. I know yer use that posh bum rag. Yer know, that blue stripe Tesco valuable stuff. 'Erd its soft on yer ar*e. I 'erd yer can't spell proper no more, .....put more water wiv it gal ! When yer doc said take more dose, he diddn't mean Gin..... Mildred xxx

Oi Effie Darlin' your spellin is fine, and you sertaintly ain't fick or nuffin, your just like the rest of us, clever ol gals. Now that stretchy car fing, is it made of that lycra stuff then? By the way went up the cop shop, the inspector, nice bloke he is, gives me sumfink called a caution, cos of me and the post office man, 'ad me fingerprints taken, ohhhh when he got 'old of me 'and I went all gooey eyed, 'es popping in ere later on, for a .............cuppa. Gotta go knock at the door, could be 'im. See ya saturday Eff

Watcha gals Me brain still copes wiv reading this lot (just!!!) - and oh my gawd - do I larf :-))))) - could do wiv them new nikkers. Me brain has probs spelling me replies - but it's getting easier. And I av trubble membering what woz said - not that I'm fick or nowt - just a bit poorly at mo. Stick wiv me gals - loves you all. From her wiv a stretch limo - hehehe Yer mate Effy who can't wait fer Saturday xxxxxxxxxxx

I was larfin at the fout of them chickens wiv their funny walk. Bit like then poor cats sum ave been talkin about somewhere else. Then I was picterin ole Mildred tryin to nit a jumper with them there noodlies fings. Thats it, I'm orf agin. Gladys

Come on Gladys me gal - spit it out - you must av stopped larfin be now p.s. What yer larfin at - or shouldn't we arsk :))))

Wen I stops larfing I might have a chat wiv you. Gladys