General Chat

MILDRED an' 'ow do YOU know wot my Alberts socks smell like???? can you tell me THAT??? 'ere Ethel, get anuvva cup owt - I'm on me way rahnd - bloomin 'eck, wots the world domin ta if yer owd man aint even safe from flibbertygibbets like that there Mildred Dolores oooh eeerrrr , come over all flustered and 'ot now

'Ere Delores That cheese smelt a bit like 'yer Alberts old socks..... Mildred xx

Ere Effie I 'ear yer 'ad visiters. 'ope yer 'ad a luvverly day ducks. Ah've bin away sumwhere forrin. Yer shud see the state of the buildings! All falling darn an' broken! An they eat this forrin food. Ah frew sum coins in this enormus farntin an there was lotsa luvverly blokes. If ah'd left mah Bert at 'ome ah might 'ave pulled! 'otel was quaite naice. 'ad it's own armed guard an everyfink and lotsa posh people. 'ah arsked if they knew Mabe but they jest gave me one o' them looks. Gotta get on wiv me cleaning nar gel but see yer later. We'll 'ave a cuppa an yer can tell me all abart yesterday. Luv Elsie.

ere Mildred me duck, our Albert 'as some of that there soopergloo so 'e can sort yer teef! Dolores

'Ere you lot ! Last night I nearly broke me teef on a big bit of 'Ard cheese. Been in the pantry since new year. 'Ad a nice waxy jacket on it, tasted real ripe it did. Looked alright once i cut the fur off...... Saved me buying that Elam cheese...... Mildred x

Mabe, Viniga is ok on the chips but lay off the Vodka! ope yer tum is betta soon gal. Took me littlun to shops yestaday cos she needs a posh frock for a do at skool. Bort one that cost as much as me rent for 6 months! Rent mans not gonna be too pleased!! Saw some luvly tiaras too but she dont one cos she dont wanna out do Effy. Time for a cuppa. Gladys

'ere Doll them chips was lovely, but I have been up all night with digetions, so when yer at the chemist can you get me a bottle of jollop luv and pop it round me 'ouse, I'll put kettlr on. Ta Mabe x x x

Doll darlin' I ain't allowed chips luv, there bad fer me guts they is, but if his made some, well it'd be hard to refuse 'im, go on then bung em in a bit of newspaper and send 'em round. Ta darlin' your a good 'un. Mabel x x x

ere Mabe, afore ya goes lovey - want me old man to make yer some proper chips??? Dolores

'Ere Effie 'eard you had visitors today, 'ope they behaved themselves, and you an all. Been down the market today, bought ya a nice bit of cod, will bring it up to you in the morning. The cats got it's eye on it it, but I told 'im thats for our Effie, and he looked at me as if to say, well let 'er have it then, thought that was nice, but then I turns me back an 'e swipes it from me, but not to worry tho gal, I got it orf of 'im and run it under the tap, so as good as new it is. Well girls I have an early start in the mornin, so I am orf up the stairs as well. see ya termorra. Mabel x x x

Well gals, I'm off up the apples and pears. Can't keep me eyes open, so ope my Fred aint ad any fig rolls if they make the earth move like you said Dolores. Night all - catch yer tomorro Clara x

I fort I felt the earf move there me duck, but its our Albert - 'e scoffed two full packs of 'em fig rolls and thundered out the back passage to the ouside lav!!!!!!! oh eck - e's' shoutin fer 'is pipe - its gonna be a long night I fink dolores

Dolores me duck - we talkin fig rolls ere not JCBs :))

well my Albert ses they would shift a ton o' bricks or summat - so I natrelly soomed 'e meant the 'ouse dolores

Can't one of you gals elp me out ere? I'm tryin to think of owe to explain it to Dolores.

errrrrr no, not egactly:))

ere Clara - u means like movin 'ouse???? dolores

Ooh I say gals, do you think you could spare one of them fig rolls fur me. They supposed to be useful as well as tasty yu know. Can't go into detail ere but just let's say they supposed to get you on the move - an I don't mean ouswork :)) Clara x

Oh Mild I'll 'ave one of them ta. Don't matter they are old either once there in yer tea it'll taste the same, and yer ain't gotta put yer teef in , 'ave ya Mabe x x

'Ere Mabe Ive got some of them fig rolls from scabby Joe on the market. Fell off the back of a lorry. Dirt cheap they was. Made in outer mongolia. Bit old and soft, bit like a few old gals we all know hehe. Never mind, no one will notice once we dunk em in. Mildred xx