General Chat

Didnt fink poshuns like you had farmer giles! I know old Ethel had em cos you could here er ollering right down the street. Sure ya culdent use them crutch bags for your giles? Ope ya get em sorted soon luv and ope the bombs work. Glad

Sorry abart that gels. Ah 'ad to go darn the old nick to fetch Bert 'ome. They've taken all 'is plarnts nah and charged 'im. Ow can yer charge somone fer growin plarnts? Anyroad, got back an jest 'ad a little sip a gin an ah must ave bin so tar'd ah dropped orf. Woke up this mornin wiv a fumping headache and someone's nicked all me gin! Them crutch bags sarned classy. 'ope yer've got a nice orange, yeller an green one fer me cos it'll match me parachute fong wot Dolls makin. Jest poppin art to get some more gin. Elsie

Oh Gawd Blimey, I'm late fer me bus, but just popped in ter say, won't be about til tonight, got a problem wiv, the bloke down the post office, he said I gave 'im a pat on the bum, i didn't, you know me gals, but the ol bill wanna see me now so i've got an appointment at half past ten, and they said i could be there a while, so when i finish I'll go straight ta afternnon bingo down the center. real put out I am I wanted to go to the market this morning, Get us a bit o cod Mildred, I'll pay ya later luv. Mabe x x x

Mornin Gals I ave just realised Mabe, that I never got round to defendin meself, when you wus castin nasturtiums on me character tother day. I told yur before, I was standin in that line of gals at Kings Cross cause I thought they was in the queue fur the butchers. When that car pulled up and the man said owe much, I told im, I said "I don't know yet till I get to the front of the queue but they must ave some cheap steak or summat to ave a queue this long. Am in a bit of a rush today. I gotta get me nets dolly blued an clean me windurs, so I'll catch yur all later. Luv as alas - Clara x p.s. I bet that Effie don't after clean er winders-I bet she as a windur cleaner. Er bein so posh an all. I mean, she must be if she can afford tu travel in an extra long stretched car !!

'Ere ! I'm gorna 'ave a moan ! Yer know what I bleedin' 'ad in me wheels on meals dahnt yer? Bleedin nooples, long stringy fings that I could 'ave done me knitting with. Got one stuck in me teef an all. And these chicken balls.....blimey, 'ad no idea chickens 'ad em, no wonder they walk funny. Blooming said it was chinese new year, they said, tradition they said, s*d bleedin' tradition, give me bleedin fish n chips anyday. Fort fings were lookin up when I got ta me arfters, wot did I find??...bleedin' fortune Kickie. Bloomin' fancy name for a cracker I say, took a bite, and bleedin' nearly choked. Silly bit of paper inside. Wonder why it said, "That wasn't chicken". Mildred xx

Wen I stops larfing I might have a chat wiv you. Gladys

Come on Gladys me gal - spit it out - you must av stopped larfin be now p.s. What yer larfin at - or shouldn't we arsk :))))

I was larfin at the fout of them chickens wiv their funny walk. Bit like then poor cats sum ave been talkin about somewhere else. Then I was picterin ole Mildred tryin to nit a jumper with them there noodlies fings. Thats it, I'm orf agin. Gladys

Watcha gals Me brain still copes wiv reading this lot (just!!!) - and oh my gawd - do I larf :-))))) - could do wiv them new nikkers. Me brain has probs spelling me replies - but it's getting easier. And I av trubble membering what woz said - not that I'm fick or nowt - just a bit poorly at mo. Stick wiv me gals - loves you all. From her wiv a stretch limo - hehehe Yer mate Effy who can't wait fer Saturday xxxxxxxxxxx

Oi Effie Darlin' your spellin is fine, and you sertaintly ain't fick or nuffin, your just like the rest of us, clever ol gals. Now that stretchy car fing, is it made of that lycra stuff then? By the way went up the cop shop, the inspector, nice bloke he is, gives me sumfink called a caution, cos of me and the post office man, 'ad me fingerprints taken, ohhhh when he got 'old of me 'and I went all gooey eyed, 'es popping in ere later on, for a .............cuppa. Gotta go knock at the door, could be 'im. See ya saturday Eff

'Ere Effy Got any bog paper? Them balls 'ave done haddock wiv me bowels. Them square bits of paper aint no good.... slides everywhere. I know yer use that posh bum rag. Yer know, that blue stripe Tesco valuable stuff. 'Erd its soft on yer ar*e. I 'erd yer can't spell proper no more, .....put more water wiv it gal ! When yer doc said take more dose, he diddn't mean Gin..... Mildred xxx

ere Mildred. Try using news paper cos that as bigger sheets than bog roll. Whats Effy on about wiv her spellin? She spells same as us so she cant be too bad can she. Daft moo. Gonna get me air done tomoro for the posh do. Fout I might ave a blue rinse. Wad do ya fink gals? Gladys

Glad Ain't you got a blue rinse anyway? Mabe x x x

Do ya know Mabe, I nefa fout of that!! Wonda if it wud work on me air? I tell ya one fing tho - ime not puttin me ead frou the mangle! He he he he. O no. Got me gigglers back. Gladys xx

'Ere Glad Mind yer teef dont shoot outa yer mouth wiv all that larfin. I know yer use that poundshop fixitent stuff. Just make sure yer got yer tennas on gal, I know wot yer like when yer get going. Mildred x

Mildred Mah Bert used that stuff only silly ole b***** got it mixed up wiv sumfing called super glue. Wasn't arf funny but 'e cudn't larf at all and 'is face went a real funny colour. Elsie

Else Your Bert 'ad a funny colour face afore the bloomin supa glue, don't like to be the one to tell ya, but 'es an ugly ol so & so, no offence luv, but 'e is. Mabe x x x

No offence Mabe. 'es got a face only a muvver cud love! Told me 'e was goin ter be a millionair so ah jest closed me eyes an fort of ....... diamonds. Life's jest one big disappointment innit? Elsie

I just closed me eyes 'an fought of England........ Mildred xx

Cor, what boring thoughts you lot have! Close yer eyes and fink of Sean Conry the Bond bloke. Gladys :-)))))))))