General Chat

Doll Just got back from the market, got 2 pairs of drawers, hardly worn they wernt, gusset all intact, 2 for 50p , that should last me 'til bloomin Christmas 2007, off to bingo now, just got time, see ya. Mabe x x

:-))))) - wot a larf. Just fawt I'd av 5 mins on the boards and Paul has just rung - will be 'ere in 10 mins - time to get me rollers out. Catch yer all later - byeeeeeeeeeeeee Effy xxxx

BREAKIN NEWS - BREAKIN NEWS Just got back from the shops and you'll never believe what they've thought of now. Yu can get plastic hoods to prutect yur air if it's rainin. Some av even got coloured edges. Thought one or two of yu might like one fur the meet. I ave tu go now tu prepare the tripe fur tea but if any of yur wants one, put yur orders in and I'll send em over with the pigin, when I send the pinnie. Lots u Luv - Clara xx p.s. not sure abat gettin one fur that Mabel though - not naw she cussed me u sellin stolen goods!!

Mabe, am a yorkshire lass mesen, dunt really understand all this foreign stuff. Will nip darn t'local market and see if I can find me mam a new pinnie. see ya Jack x

'ere Jack lass - you think you are confused!!!!! lol I are totally befuddled! eeh - could you get a tub ov mucky fat and an oven bottom fer me old boy dolores

Me old wireless broke terday, was gonna go and but a commutor fer meself, but fought better not, once them mouses breed, theres no gettin rid. Will aff ta umm instead Mildred

Forgot to mention Nellie - I'll need tu know if yu want a colored edge or just clear. p.s. I REALLY got ta go now - leave requests for hoods below

Hi Clara, get us a couple will yer Luv, always make a good present them platic hats an wiv coloured edgin, well I never, what the bloomin eck will they think of next, what is the world coming to, coloured plastic hats tut tut, They'll have fones you can carry bout wiv ya next, I always use the phone box, if ever I have to fone our Jim, lives in bloomin essex now e does, in arlow, bit bloomin posh for me there it is. Nellie Luv, pass us a glass of that will ya, don't care its the cooking sort i've got a bit of an 'eadache, so that'll elp when i take me asprin. Jack we dont mind you foreigners comin on 'ear wiv us cockneys, we are salt of the earth we are, we'll elp you out if you dont undersatnd us, wont we girls? Doll what you on about love? you've ad too much of nellies sherry aint ya, talk proper gal. Mabe xx

Hi Effie You had yer posh guest yet? I polished all the silver on me hanky last night didn't I, and you said how nice it looked, but I'm sure those spoons aint real silver gal, cos as I polished they all went black, I did tell ya tho you dont get real silver for a tanner a spoon, do ya luv Mabe x x

Hi Mabel and Effy Got yur message. I shull be goin out in the mornin to get the plastic oods. I am goin tu bring a dozen as I know when the others see them they'll be jelous and want one. I leave it to you two to decide which of tothers are elegant enough to wear em. So next time yu see a piggin fly over and drop somat, don't bother tu duck. It'll just be the pinnie and plastic oods. Lots u Luv - Clara xx

oooh Clara me duck, carn I 'ave a puce one to go wiv me pacamac? Doloress

I'll see what I can find Dolores:))

Clara, always knew you were well orf, but how come you can afford to buy a dozen oods then, they are 1/6d each, so times that by 12, thats a lotta money, you had a win on the old bingo then? Mabe x

eee Mabe dearie, Clara fahnd a ten bob note in the leg of her drawers lovey. and I 'ad free 'alf crowns secreted in me stays Dolores

see this funcion wot youse are 'avin' - 'ooose makin' the sarnies? I got a nice pot o' fish paste here dolores

Yore a bit posh! we woz gonner ave drippin..... Beattie XX

Doll you make a mean sarnie you do em eh. Beattie you got any drippin over? could murder a bit of drippin on toast, got any bread an all? Ta luvvie

Beattie - how are ya me old china! I will bring me own cup - its bone china dont yer know! This is good fish paste , will scrape the top of the jar and it should be awright dolores

well doll, the old mans out of me barnet for a week - 'e's gorn abrawd and left me on me jacks wi' the saucepans. Taken 'is best whistle n daisies 'e 'as too. lookin forward to a good neesup on the 12th - got me gin all ready 'idden in me titfer. tell me if you need a translator me ol china!! Beattie XX

Mabe, ere yer are lovey, a naice cup o' rosie and a dollop of drippin on yer toast, just ignore them green furry bits. Dolores