General Chat

'Ere mabe, yer can ask the new gal dahn the road ter elp, that Martine, fink she's a good-un,....... 'erd she makes nice fish paste sarnies.... Mildred xx

Well! I sees ya lot get invites and jobs. Me? Na. I can do posh I tell ya. I spose ya wont me to be one of them that stand and wave flags at the poshes. Not been so fended since ya sed me nets was not white! Gladys :-(

'ere Glad I 'eard that you woz bein arsked ter do the brides veil - cos yer nets is sooooooo white! Dolores

Oh Dolores, me knees is gon all week now they as. Wot a privlig. Wot will Bert say wen I tells im!! Gladys :-))))))))))))))))))

Ere - ow am I supposed to put pineapple rings on sticks? The stick will go through the oles.

Ive alwis found them sticks is never long enuf ta go rite frew the sosage. Alwis a bit of sosage left over at the end of the stick. Fancy party food huh! Bangers an mash anyday. Gladys

'ere Mabe. Doan they call it canopies or summat. ah allus fort a canopy were a posh tent. Anyhow, won't the sosijis be a bit big for the sticks or shud ah put em on lolly sticks? Got some great big uns in the co-op. Ow many will ah need? Ah do a luvverly bread n butter pud. Shall ah do that too? Fank gawd that tin weren't a grenadine eh? Save sum biccies fer me gels ahm jest changing me pinny. Elsie

Dya no Elsie, I never fort of using them lolly sticks for me sosiges. Wot a gud idea! Ive just made a veil out of me ole nets and tride it on Bert. A reel treet he did look. ooo Ime so eggsited. Gladys - veil maker to her maj.

Ooo Glad that veil sarnds luvverly and if yer pull it darn over 'is face e'll look even better! Elsie

Well thats 'is outfit sorted, wonder what sheel ware. Gladys

'Ere Glad !! Dunno wot she'll wear, but im sure I saw old moose face in the charity shop terday. She was arskin fer a discount on a string of beads. Real coy she looked too. Kept puttin' her 'and up by 'er face. I'd do that 'an all, if my face looked like a moose.... Maybe its 'cos old Liz wont lend her pearls to 'er. Mildred xx

Well ya no why dont ya? Rumer as it that posh old lady Ethel - er with the Tiara, may be poppin in ta visit us with a pooter that sits on er lap! I fink Liz as lent her the pearls te go wiv the Tiara. I dont fink I can go te the wedding as me littel boy and his littel boy are aving birfdees again this year and they is aving them in April. So I fink ime gonna be busy with jellis and cake. Wher's Mabe? Since she made erself HRH, she dont wanna mix wiv us. Gotta go. Me daugta is goin out to see Jim for some eggcersise. Dint even no she had a lad! Dont tell me nething. Gladys

Well nah then gals, you're all gettin' yerself in a two an eight 'ere. I 'ave got Cammie knickers outfit all ready. It's the suit I 'ad fer our Mildred's wedding in the 1940's, It needs a bit of a take in and up, an theres a tear in the arm, but I fort I'd but a badge on it or summit. I've lent er that necklace I got in woolworths, all them years ago, ya know the one Glad, wiv the cross on it, it's nearly gold an all. Are you lot comin ter the Hen night? We're going to Butlins at Bognor (I know Mildred loves it there) Friday night til monday mornin'. It'll cost yer mind' fort I'd collect a tenner a week from yer all wiv a deposit of 23 quid, hows that sound? We can get the drink cheap, I'll go to France fer the day and fetch it wiv me. Put yer name down if yer comin, we'll get a charrabang there and back, so that'll be anuvver couple of bob. Get yer names down Gals. HRH Mabel of the Pace x x x

Gor blimey luv, (er, I mean yer maj) I was gettin me bloomers in a rite kerfuffle - fort you'd dun a runner wiv the crahn jools fer a minnit! Fort the 'ole shebang was gonna turn inter a rite joke ..... funny, sum peeple on the telly seem to think it alreddy 'as.... ??!! Beattie XX

'Ere count me in Mabe. Bogner regis 'as such a luverly ring ter it....dahnt yer fink?? Maybe we can 'ave a stripper, yer know, one of them chipperfields. Mind yer. Id better get me glasses sorted, as I can't see a fing. And yer wanna see fings when yer see the chipperfields... Mildred xx

Mild, you get them specs sorted me luv, cos yer gonna need 'em. Why d'ya fink I booked Bognor, the chipolatas are there that weekend. Carnt bloomin' wait I carnt. HRH Mabel x x x

oooo Ya can count me in for that do!! I love a good ole Hen's nite. Never seems ta be many blokes there tho! Considring it's in a pub to. Mabe, can we still call ya Mabe or we gotta be all funny like and call you Maj or higness or somefink like that. Gladys x

Glady's now, yer know I have known ya since we were nippers, 60 odd years, so when we are out and abowt at Bognor , just call me Maj, so's the riff raff don't get familiar. You got your kettle on by the way? HRH Mabel x x x x

Me kettles alwis on but I am aving just a littel refresherment at the moment. Join me for a tipple? Gladys

OOHHHH ME ME ME. I alas wanted tu go tu Bognor Butlins. Very posh. An them chipolatas is just what I need (nuffink wrong wiv my eyesight). I fink I can just about rustle up the readies. If I'm a bit short I'll think of some way to earn a bit:)) Put me name dawn won't yer luv. A very hexited Clara xx