General Chat

'Ere you lot ! Last night I nearly broke me teef on a big bit of 'Ard cheese. Been in the pantry since new year. 'Ad a nice waxy jacket on it, tasted real ripe it did. Looked alright once i cut the fur off...... Saved me buying that Elam cheese...... Mildred x

ere Mildred me duck, our Albert 'as some of that there soopergloo so 'e can sort yer teef! Dolores

Ere Effie I 'ear yer 'ad visiters. 'ope yer 'ad a luvverly day ducks. Ah've bin away sumwhere forrin. Yer shud see the state of the buildings! All falling darn an' broken! An they eat this forrin food. Ah frew sum coins in this enormus farntin an there was lotsa luvverly blokes. If ah'd left mah Bert at 'ome ah might 'ave pulled! 'otel was quaite naice. 'ad it's own armed guard an everyfink and lotsa posh people. 'ah arsked if they knew Mabe but they jest gave me one o' them looks. Gotta get on wiv me cleaning nar gel but see yer later. We'll 'ave a cuppa an yer can tell me all abart yesterday. Luv Elsie.

'Ere Delores That cheese smelt a bit like 'yer Alberts old socks..... Mildred xx

MILDRED an' 'ow do YOU know wot my Alberts socks smell like???? can you tell me THAT??? 'ere Ethel, get anuvva cup owt - I'm on me way rahnd - bloomin 'eck, wots the world domin ta if yer owd man aint even safe from flibbertygibbets like that there Mildred Dolores oooh eeerrrr , come over all flustered and 'ot now

Mornin Gals Ooh dear, I ope that Mildred aint bin misbeavin wiv Dolores fella - ther'll be trouble at the mill!! An as fer that Daisy - well - she reckons as owe she's bin abroad. She'll be tellin us next that she's seen where the Pope lives (she can't arf spin a tale). She says it was called Rome, well I'm not surprised the buildins was fallin down. Dora (ya know that uppity one from number 18) once told me that Rome wern't built in a day. So if it only took um two days to put it up, it probably didn't take it long to fall down either. I af ter tell yer all - I'm goin to be busy today. I ave the ouse to clean and tidy cause (guess what) I'm not goin to be outdone by Effie (lovely as she is) I'M AVIN VISITORS MESELF TONITE !! Catch up wiv yer all tomorra. Luv as alas - Clara x

Sorry an all Doll but Mildred's rite abart them socks luv! Clara ah doan fink it was built at all. Looks like all the farnadayshions is still there. Rubble n stuff all over the place an the rest of it is only 'arf finished. Be nice when they've done it all tho eh? Elsie

'Er gals, take no notice of that Elsie, she's always tellin fibs, she ain't bin to no Rome, she'e just bin raoamin, saw 'er ol man earlier and 'e sed the've bin to soufend, for the day, she finks it forrin tho, so I spose it don't reely matter. D'ya reckon she bought us back anything tho, I like me stick of rock I do. I bashes it on the door in little pieces and it can last me a night if I ain't got me teef in. I'm just orf out now, gotta take some kids out down the park. I leave um when i get there tho an 'ave a cuppa an a slice of Gypsy tart, well they get on me nerves kids alsways asking ya qwestions an stuff. I say say to em, ask yer muvver when ya get 'ome, well bloomin kids nowadays don't know there born do they. Anyone coming down the park for a cuppa? See ya later. Mabe x x x

Ah'll give yer Sarfend Mabel. Hurrumph! Ah 'ad ter get on a plane an everyfink an ah broat back sum top totti fer all you gels but I ain't letting yer 'ave 'im nar! See yer darn the park later. Elsie

Ill come wiv yer mabe, Ill bring some of that 'Ard cheese fer the ducks, they aint got nah teef ta break. Mind you their bleedin beaks are 'ard. Chased little Johnny pooperpants & bit his backside...now that was a larf... Mildred x

Evenin' all Just put some kippers on fer me tea. Made out I wanted some bits fer me cat at the fishmongers. Got a head and a few tails, fer next ta nuffink. Cook em up & no one would ever notice the differance. Need ta buy a new 'at fer the royal weddin. as me bleedin cat widdled in me other one. Bought a lovely yella one at the charity shop. Big wide brim like the one I wore to our Phyllis weddin' in '64. Bit of a pong of moff balls but at least it will keep the mozzies away. Cost a quid but she gave it ter me fer nuffink, cant fink why tho. mildred xx

Hiya Else & Mild Bit taters in the mould down that park wern't it, and them bloomin kids, don't know why they let them in the park I don't, making all that noise, and runnin rownd ya. You'd fink there muvvers would tel 'em to shut up but they don't do they. did in my day seen an not eard was kids, just as should be now. Those two liitle fellas I took were as good as gold they were. The one in the pram 'ad his reins on so couldn't get owt an the ovver fella, well he just wernt orf for an hour so's we could 'ave our cuppa, good kid e is. Anyhow gonna go a bed naw, all that fresh air ain't good for ya. See ya tomorra up the Market eh? Mabe x x x

Hiya Gals Just back from bingo got a full house I did and guess wot I got? Only a bloomin tea cosy, got 4 already, so I says to Jim, the caller, Oi Jim I've already got 4 of these and e seys, No you ain't 'e said you got 5 now, Cheeky git. Fought if you could Efiie wiv all your needle working skills, if ya sewed up the spout and 'andle 'oles you coud make me an 'at, cos it's a lovely pinky green colour, goes wiv that coat I got in the 50's. I'll bring it rowned later I will fer ya to 'ave a look. 'ave the kettle on luv eh? Mabe x x x

linkin 'eck gals - is that all you do is moan abaht my old mans feet???? I bets it were really yer kippery bits Mildred. OOh Mabe - sure you could gove one of them there teacosies to that couple dahn the bottom of yer road thats finally gettin 'itched dolores

Mornin' Delores 'Ere you mean old Winnie and Cedric?? Blimey 97 and a half is a bit old 'ter be wearing white aint it? I mean, theve been co-harberin' fer fifty seven years 'an livin in sin aint 'urt 'em ! Blimey It'll be like a snail race, shufflin' darn the isle on them zimmers of theirs. 'Ope they don't take too long, 'cos i'll be wantin' me sherry after and me fish paste sarnies... Mildred x

Hiya Effie and the gals, how you all doin terday? I've 'ad one of them, whatchermacallit days, productive I fink its called, saw that on the telly, good word, been out posh I have, will tell yer all about it termorrow over tea and toast. We've ad snow we 'ave, but not like we used to get it years ago, nah this was'nt proper, just like our summers they aint so 'ot are they? Goin a bed now got me 'ot water bottle 'ot and me curlers in, the cats out and the doors is locked, so see ya in the mornin, have a good night me darlins wontcha? Love from Mabel x x x

Mornin' Gals, Goin out early terday, bloomin cold tho, even the cats back in doors on her chair, by the fire, she'll stay there all day now, wish I could. If any of ya go to the Co-Op terday, can yer get me one of them bed jackets, they've got em on special £4.75 they are really good quality acrylic, get me a bright pink will ya I'll give ya the money when we 'ave our cuppa later on. Gotta go the bus is turnin the corner. Mabel x x x

Wotcha Mabe Ah'm off art in a mo so ah'll have a look in the co-op fer yer. Seen some on the market too wiv matching slipperette fingies and an 'at. Real nice. Might get a bright green one fer meself. No snow here ducks - not yet anyroad. Back ron. Elsie

Mornin' gals ! Know wotcha mean Mabe, me poor old pussy was nearly frozen. 'Ad ter thaw 'Im out by the leccy fire. First time i've 'ad ter put both bars on in 3 years. Mind yer, he was as good as new arfter a good cuddle 'an a drink of milk. Sure he 'ad a silly grin on his chops, 'as he finished them left over fish 'eds... Mildred xx

Hiya Gals Missed yer this mornin. I ad to go to the dentist fer a check up. She gave um a clean and polish but I didn't see no beeswax. I alas thinks that brings up the shine when yer polishin but I suppose that would have cost extra. She says as owe one of me teef might need a cap. Silly moo - owe does she fink I can fit an 'at in me mouff. I know it's a bit big but..........(don't you lot dare answer that!!). Anyway, I picked up a bit of gossip while I were up the town. Mabe, me old mate, youv'e been sussed. I ran into me cousin Doris an she does a bit of cleanin fur a woman named Chrissie (what sort of names that fur a woman I arsk you). Well, do you remember them boards and freds that somebody was on about the uther day? I found out that our Mabe has been wastin ere time on em as well. She was making out as owe she goes to the theatre - as if!! Well, she thought she was incog....incogny.....wouldn't be recognised cause she was usin a pretend name. Callin erself Lynda she was (delusions of grandur or what!!). But then she forgot erself and put Mabel. So Mabe, now we all know what yer up to. Next time we all drop in fer tea and biscuits, we'll be lookin fur the dust, if youv'e bin wastin yer time on them freds. Well ducks - must fly - catch yer later. Luv as alas - Clara xx