General Chat

Am creesed up! I caana stop laffin! Aav had an aawful day wi aal them cheeky bairns. Nowt waars (I'm creased up, cant stop laughing, had an awful day with those cheeky kids, nothing worse) Aaw Peter I'm so out of practise! I dont get much chance to practise the lingo these days, best laugh I've had in ages, you sure started summat here man Magi

Aye if tha black bullits. Kim aa work neaa tow laa init snaz in summa up there. Yi kin see peguins withoot fridges in aal.

does anyone wanna bullet

i am a posh geordie, never was allowed to talk the lingo. but i will tell ya, i van ni couped o`wer on the stairs the day

Nar ya not am keepin in aye on this fred forra leest in oor. (No you are not alone i shall be observing this thread for the next hour)

My Mummy was from Tow Law, do i count? I love it up there, but only when I am on my own!!! lol

Any body from Walker or Byker the heart of Geordieland. I have yet to see a message from aal them bonny lads and lasses.

Hey Our Peter, if youz ar havin' stottie cyek save uz some man! Ah bliddy miss me stottie when Ahm away doon sooth. Greggs divvent dee it doon here. As a matta of fac wuh nivvor had a Greggs doon here til last year--these southerners are a bit slow on the uptek like. Andy, I shall talk all proper for you my dear. Jesmond Dene must have been a lovely place to live. Millfield House makes a good coffee if I remember right. There is a lovely craft market on the Armstrong bridge nearby. This Geordie natter's al vey well burrit's mekkin uz miss yem like, man.

Gud neet ivry body av gorra gan in try me thong on!

I'm not a Geordie but my dad was born in Heaton (no trace of an accent though), my maternal grandparents were born in Whitley Bay & Monkseaton, as was my great uncle who lived in Jesmond Dene for years (Millfield House, now a cafe and business centre)

Cough cough, nudge nudge.

A kin taak proppa if a hev tee. E.G. Darling would you be awfully kind and parse me another lump of stotty cake before ye gan oot ti the coal bunker. in put up thi bleeza in aal pet if yi divvint mind.

Love it folks, can just picture Jimmy Nail when I look in here!... keep talking Howay! :))

DEEA ME A DIVINT REEALIES WARRA WIZ START IN WI AAL THIS HEEA. DEE YIZ THINK ITS GITTIN A BIR OOTA HAND NOOW? KEEP IT UP LASSEEZ. IZ THA NEE MORE BLOKEEZ WANNA SAY NOWT LIKE?

av just gettin the younguns to gan te kip, the thowt the cud stop up till yon time cos thar off school the morra. its champion when the gan up the dancers. A divint nar where ya cussins been sal but its been an aaful day heeya. Karen the limo wus fer me marras borthday (not sayin who auld or al git a clout on the lugs off a). A cud right fancy a chinkies mesel but a canna be fashed te gan and git it and it teks yonks fer them to fetch it. Sheilax

Sheila, Wey, Ah knew me couzin was lyin when he said it was sunny an' waam oop ther. It's nivvor waam oop ther! Mind you, it's been propa baltic doon here an' all this arty. Ah've gorra gan noo--Ah'm supposed to be writin' an essay on American culsha! Should be aboot Geordie culsha Ah kna, bu the Open university hasn't gorra course fer that--yet! Sal

Me bloody intanets been off since yistaday bait time so thowt add let yiz knaa am still watchin this fred. Gorra gan oot ti see me mutha in fatha but aal be back efta. Peeta

Mornin aall ye lush geordies. Sal, talk aboot bein posh ye shudda seen us last neet, aall dolled up to the knockers gannin oot in a limo! not bad fer pit folk lol. wey its bloody baltic up here the day wi skitey bits aall ower the shop, av nearly cowped me creels gannin oot to the bin. Tarra fer noo and mind wat yer aall deein. Sheila x

Karen hinny, yer've gorra stop mekkin uz laugh man! Howay an tell us it rained al day up there? Ah was braggin' ter me cousin aboot the gorgeous sunny day wear havin in the sooth, an he reckoned it was gorgeous away up yem an all! Ah was reet annoyed like, cos ah was hopin' he'd tell uz it was al wet an' clarty up there! Checked out the sand-dancers' website--it's geet good! Sheila, yer divvent see spuggies doon sooth--ther too posh doon here for spuggies! Ah miss me seagulls an all! Sal.X

Eeh Karen this is hard walk ritin doown geordie