General Chat

Is Lindy (Fat Cook) around too? and possibly Slutty Jean? and all the others who came on in the last few hours - shall we give them a minute to turn up? Who's going to take the 'Chair' then?

I agree too Jenny.

I'm excused dirty hands I have long nails. I shall audition potential acts for the cabaret and supervise the refit of the cabaret venue. I will neeed a lot of strong (preferably bronzed) men Gwynne

Gwynne, Dorothy, I will second that. Jenny.

The complex on the island is very run down. It is going to take some time to get it all ready. It will definatley be all hands to the deck. Everyone must pull their weight and be prepared to get their hands dirty. Then there will be a Grand Opening.

I think we need to tread carefully. I don't want us reported to abuse just for enjoying ourselves. We'll have to be a bit more subtle. Gwynne

Hi I'm present!! Gwynne - yes, that was my worry too as I said at the beginning, things have changed a bit since last August - perhaps we could also make it clear that anyone who joins in takes all humour in the way it is intended - and not start getting all upset and uppity too!!

Oh goody, goodbye real life, hello island.

Hi Joanne. Glad you could make it. Dorothy and Gwynne will be along ina minute and we shall anounce our plan. Jenny.

How about a week of 'preparations' for the staff, getting the hotel ready to open for guests. We could advertise for staff etc Gwynne

I'm here. Where do we start, do we advertise for placements?

Ok I'm here. I declare the meeting open. Dr. Longlegs. Md.Me.

Hi all, I've had a thought. Bearing in mind the new GC regs about 'keeping it clean' maybe the sluts could be croupiers, gym assistants etc rather than 'official' ladies of the night. They could supplement their meagre income in the way they know best. I'm a bit worried that we'd get slapped if we ran a brothel. What does everyone think? We don't want the threads deleted before they even get going. Gwynne

Yes Admiral Dorothy I've got the tee shirt!!!, might be a bit worn and dated, thats me not the tee shirt, creak a bit, but the mind is sound and the bodies beautiful, so yes i'll be boss no sweat! David Head Of Security

Well, Security Guard David - that's a sweeping statement - presumably you have credentials to back up your claims that we women will be ''putty in your hands''!!

The Utopia Reunited hotel sounds good to me, i think we will need lots of French maids with feather dusters, trouble is if they clash with the slutty women, i as head of security could have a right dust up to contened with!!!!. So you think i'm bossy do you ladies!, i can turn on the charm when needed you know, just got to flash my beautiful well honed muscular body and you'll be putty in my hands. David Head of Security

Dorossy, Merci beaucoup, madame! FiFi XXX

Fifi - Never mind - we all know that you're keen - so your name will be put forward as one of the first to be counted in .....

YES YES YES. A Meeting will be held on this thread around 8pm tonight. Ohhhh, I am so glad I read the old thread and put this one up. Catch you all later. Dr. Longlegs Md.ME.

Thats good, eastenders will have finished at 8pm, see you then.