General Chat

*stern frown* Helen, I am in charge of hiring and firing entertainers so your appeal to Bec is to no avail. Have you finished programming the computer? And put those away. Gwynne

Thanks Claire, is it ok if i shake me assets a bit as well, they might forget what they wanted to say then!! is that acceptable?? i have marked file 13 as the rubbish bin!! do you like the lip gloss?? i can pout a bit as well!!

have you been at the bubbley lol(laughs) here let me give you a hand out whoops i nearly followed you in then (gives her employee her jacket) i think you need to change out of those wet clothes i will go have a look round the bar lounge you can show me round once your dry there's a good girl

I can gogo dance, but i can't sing but i would love a chance to shimmy!!! Please Bev, can i

Gwynne. Snakes plural.... And sorry dont do crocs. (sulk sulk) I am a qualified Snakeologist.....

Ah Helen, I see you are back from your lunch. You asked for a few good customer service tips as the front of house person. 1. A bright cheery smile always relaxes a customer, so slap on the lip gloss....oh, I see you already have. Good girl. 2. The customer is always right, even when he is blatantly and obviously wrong and trying it on big time. Just smile sweetly as above and tell the customer (without admitting liability) you understand in a sympathetic tone. 3. An offer of the crummiest cheapest freebie as a good will gesture always goes down well if you cannot placate them with your natural charm. 4. If they ask to see the manager, tell them she is in a meeting. They will hopefully get bored with waiting and go away. 5. They can always put the complaint in writing to myself and I will give it due care and attention (alternatively, deposit in file 13). Claire xx

Buttercup, I'll let you know about appearing in the cabaret. I'm not sure it's exactly what a high class resort needs. However, I'd appreciate it if you could pop down and feed the crocodiles in the menagerie, maybe you and your snake could be a special feature there. I'm sure you will draw the crowds. But please don't dangle any babies over the crocs. Gwynne

Gwynne - Lulu and Tootsie have said they'll be croupiers!

Hi baby Bec, Sounds good - maybe one or two could be croupiers in the casino - good tips there, and the chance to nab a rich husband. I'll need a few acts for the cabaret - tasteful, you understand. can any of them sing? Gwynne

OOoo the Cabaret!! Forgot that! I need some extra dosh, do you think The Amazing Tatood Woman would go down well with your lot Jenny? Its very tasteful.... BC

could you please point me in the right direction as to where my apartment is? as i would like to look round before i start my duties has anyone ordered any drink for the bar? & how many staff do i have ?

I have spoken to the girls and they've agreed to be retrained as gogo dancers for the cabaret bar... what do you think? Madam Pepsi Flavell

Nurse Bev. I shall answer to Jenny until the Hotel opens. Then could you please refer to me as Dr. Longlegs. The Oxygen is to be stored in the area near the Fire Escape. Could you please make sure that they are chained to the appropriate spaces. If you could put all the drugs into the walk in safe. I will leave it up to you, as to where you wuld like to put your bandages etc. I shall have to leave you to it for a while. My family calls. Dr. Longlegs. MD. ME.

sure im not 1 to sit down on the job (so to speak) you wont regret it i'll bring in the profit's & i wont drink them as im tee-total

Hi, Joanne. Here we are again. Are you sure you are up to the Head Bar Managers vacancy? we do not want you overdoing it. The job is yours if you are sure. Jenny.

Jenny i can't find the keys to the drug cupboards to lock these pills away, and the GLAXO man wants to know where you want the oxygen cylinders???? why do we need oxygen cylinders??????/ Nursey Bev

Where is JEAN THE QUEEN OF TARTS aka the housekeeper? You had better get your 'skinny legs' over here as fast as you can and sort out this MADAM PEPSI who is trying to 'HUSTLE' your 'TURF.' Heh! heh! that should put the cat amongst the pigeons. 'Come along Boris'! Lets waddle over to the kitchen and lite a fire under DAVE the handyman and his sidekick and you can nip them on the backside if they are not yet done. Fat Lady Cook

back from lunch now!!, just got to straiten my skirt and top, and tidy me hair!!! wow what a lunch,

sorry to bother you but does any one know where mommylonglegs is please

Ah, Dr Jenny, I see you anticipated me there. I'm a little afraid that the authorities may decide we have to be discontinued. Gwynne