General Chat

Arthur, its not your chest I'm waxing, now keep still and stop wriggling about.... Wax on........ strrrrriiiiiipppp , oh sorry Arthur that was my finger nail just got caught....

Follow me to the parlour... off with your clothes please and lie front down on the bed....... thats it, good, now this may hurt as its my first time, here put this in your mouth and bite down if you feel pain...... Wax on.... strippppppppp offf

Arthur, are you here to have our male special BSC wax??

right im back now where are my staff ELAINE & SUE GET UP OF THE FLOOR WHAT IS THAT SMELL

I could do your nails for you, not that they need doing of course, oh sorry, I mean, I would like to do them for you when they need doing. Walking away quickly, feeling very stupid....

Excuse me Maam ...touching forelock.....Nice tan!!!! and MY how your diamonds glitter!!!! Yer a fine figure of a woman..... Now do you think I can bring on my snakes for the Cabaret, if I wait much longer they will go to sleep. Thank you madam.... BC

Oooooo, get a load of her, she is beautiful. Bet she didnt get that outfit from Matalan!!!! And look at thoses nails, ladies pay me a fortune to have nails like that.... W.O.W. Check out that bling, my, my, stylish through and through. As for her hair, simply stunning compaired to my slicked back bob, wonder if the colour is natural....hhhmmmmm

[David Beard is seen to stop outside the main Entrance doors as a red, open topped sports car pulls up outside. David stoops to open the car door as an elegant woman is about to step out. Tall and smartly dressed in a beautifullly cut dress which shows of her tan to best effect - her long, auburn hair catching the breeze, she lifts her Gucci sunglasses with long red-tipped fingers and looks at the Security Guard from head to toe. With a shake of her head, she continues into the Reception Area and stands, surveying the scene of activity that greets her. David (Security Gd) is seen driving the car away] Dorothy G, joint owner of the complex, is a clever business woman, a hard task master, she has learned that to make her way in the world of business, one must be one-jump ahead of the game - it's still a man's world out there - so there is no room for sentiment - she is fair, just and reasonable, but will not suffer fools gladly. Respected amongst her peers, she is known by her friends as ''the fair Miss Frigidaire'' when it comes to personal relationships. She is currently widowed, so her one concession to the softer side of life, is her beloved pet Burmese Cat who is the idol of her life.

I need a man to practise on, we need to master the art of BSC wax before opening. Only requirment - must be male. Where is that LOU?? Is there an emergency going on as I cant find any one. So much to do, beds need erecting, oils need displaying, make up needs sorting, for goodness sake I cant do it all myself....

Oooooooo A man in uniform has arrived!!!!!! Hope he likes reptiles and tatoos!! BC

Arrived at last, got my quarters sorted, could really do with a double bed so that i can stretch my well honed bronzed musclar body and sleep in comfort. Off to do a recy to identify areas that need most security, will draw up a list of immediate needs. I am still looking to recruit an assistant male/female please apply at my office or report to reception and you will be directed to me or either of the owners. David Head of Security

Arrr David, there you are, I have it on good authority that you would allow Lou to practise the BSC on you, its going to be our male speciality, what do you say??

Emmmm Is it time for me and me snakes yet? They're getting restless. I can't promise to hold them back much longer. BC

Lou, my love I'm back. Welcome to BSC Beauteee. I have been around the island putting posters up advertising the Parlour. I see you have done a splendid job in here, the towels are fluffed, the floor is swept, I think we will get along just fine. What experiance do you have? I still need one more person, any offers??

I do hope so. No wonder you were drinking so much today then... you're a Gooner!!! Let's hope my lot do ok otherwise I'll be on it tomorrow which won't help as we have dance rehearsals all day! Madam Pepsi Flavell

Elaine - will you have the football on in the bar? I know you're not open yet but surely you could show the match (the Utd one!!) and we could have a few beers? becx

Cheers Elaine <glug> Cor that's good stuff <hic> give us another swig <glug> I'm feeling quite drunk already... who wants to have some fun? Madam Pepsi Flavell

hi elaine , nice to meet you . [ you arnt the same elaine i know from the aa meetings are you] i am sure we will be perfect behind the bar ! i would love to be able to wear roller blades, but i already.. hick.. fall over a lot, so might not be a good idea, and sorry gwynne- but i just gave 'andy the once [or maybe it was twice] over, and he is getting a week's sick note from the doctor ! exhaustion , i think. sue. xxx

I've been with my girls for the last hour choreographing a couple of routines! They're looking very impressive even if I do say so myself... Is the bar open? If it's not can I grab a sneaky Cosmopolitan? I'm gasping!! Madam Pepsi Flavell

Hmmmmmmmmmm. I think I'd better interview this Andy myself. I'll see him tomorrow. I'm off to the mainland now to audition a band for the cabaret. REM they are called, I'll report back tomorrow. Gwynne