General Chat

Have done a quick survey, main points are the garage doors and locks need sorting, i've found one only secure garage, so have put mrs houty touty Dorothy's car in, got to suck up to the top people don't you know, did you see how she looked at me, like some thing nasty on her shoe she had stepped in, will have to give her a wide berth and keep my head down. Must leave a memo at reception for Dave and Tommy the maintenance men, Hi Helen can you give this to Dave for me please he's sure to be along soon, he seems to pass through reception regularly, it's to ask him to do garage doors and locks thank you, I shall now retire to my office to catch up with some paper work, please leave messages at reception. David Head of Security

if anyone see's Jean, will you tell her i have just spotted a gorgeous man, he looks like he needs some attention!! i will have to make sure he's ok, kiss of life and that sort of thing, i could be away for some time!! please keep her away from the broom cupboard ta

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (slumps in corner, resting head on suitcase) FiFi la Rouge ('oo does not 'ave ze Broadband, so eez miles be'ind everybody else!)

some daft nit has locked the celler & need to put the rest of the stock in there someone find the key's please

Joanne!!! what on earth did you do to Arthur?????? i have had to smother him in calomine, he looks like a lobster!!!! please keep an eye on what your girls are doing, are they trained??? Nursey BEv

Bumpy. Keep yer hair on...have'nt got zee keys...sorry the keys..whats all the fuss. Relax, sit down, chill out....

BUTTER CUP WHERE ARE YOU I WANT MY KEY'S BACK NOW

do you have my key's

the last time i saw the cellar key Buttercup had it!!! and a huge bag of straws, i dont know what they were for

Oh, ah am so sorree! I am not used to ze Engleesh. Ah 'ope to learn it better, if ah get ze job 'ere. Sank you for ze refreshment, but ah am very tired at ze moment, would eet be OK eef I 'ave a leetle sleep before ah talk to ze boss, s'il vous plait? FiFi la Rouge

Hello there! Oim luking for a job as chambermaid! Top o the morning to ye. Three sheets to the wind? Yeh I can do that. no problemo... pssst can I bring me snakes?????

oh and Jean, discretian is my middle name nod,nod wink wink

ok ok who nicked my celler key's ? i want them back NOW

oh yes Jean, the hours would be fine!!!

hello Jean, yes i have just seen miss rouge, she was in a bit of a flap!! i think she is looking for tulose la trek, and she has looked everywhere

do you need any help Joanne?? i could do big bertha if you like, i have a huge tube of immac and an epilater for those awkward places, failing that i could always use me prunning shears

Fifi. EEt iz probably coz zey do not know vot you are zaying!! lol BC

Right girls, take a seat, help yourself to tea/coffee. I would normally make it but I have far too much to do, very understaffed sorry. No more bookings tonight please The girls and Big Bertha will take all evening, no disturbances either please. I am not contactable until morning. Thats if I can get through this evening. Lets get started then......

hello Jean, helen bell here, you wanted to see me!! ....Thinks.... i'v got me lippy on, hairs nice and neat, legs shaved, low cut top showing just right amount of cleavage,

Oh, Madame Jean! Ah am verry plizzed to meet you! Ah 'ave lots of experience in ze 'otels in Paree, an' ah 'ave brought ze brand-new fezzer dusterr and ze Frainch polish, so ah 'ope someone will take a shine to me - er, ees zat 'ow you say? Oh, pardon! Ah mean, ah 'ope ah can give someone ze 'shiner'. Ah 'ave ze maid's uniform dans ma valise - ze black mini-skirt, ze frilly, white blouse and ze frilly chiffon apron. Zat eez what we wear in France. Do ah 'ave to show anybody ma credentials? FiFi la Rouge