General Chat

Pssst Miss? (It is the Snake Woman but she has covered herself in flour to hide her tatoos). Whom do I see about the Cabret acts? I am a Hungarian Fan Dancer of International repute...Would you like to see a little of my act?? She throws her 45in chest out and whips two large pink moth eaten fans from behind her back... Teetering on her 5in heels, varicose veins bulging, she dances around Reception to the tune of 'I. Have Lost My Heart in Budapest'

[Penthouse apartment - having looked through all her paperwork last night and this morning, Mrs. G decides she must have a quick lunch and then do a proper walk-round of all the complex. Picks house phone ] Hello ..... hello hmmm no-one seems to be answering. Wonder where that girl is who was on the Receptio desk yesterday evening .... I'll hang on for a few minutes (thinks, Oh Dear, I do hope I am not going to have to have words with a member of staff so soon after my arrival - very regrettable!) Mr. Blue comes through, obviously looking for his lunch ... he rubs against her legs and taps her knee. Putting phone back on the cradle ..... OK chap, come on then, you can have some more of that cold meat and milk. Tail up, he trots along behind her. Perhaps Lindy, that nice lady chef, can arrange to have some special titbits put by for you eh? The supper we had last night was good, wasn't it? He purrs loudly .......

Ahh Heln......Oh....It seems you have your top on back to front......Anyway, Gwynne wanted me to have a word. While it is perfectly acceptable to use your natural charms as we spoke about yesterday, she feels that there is such a thing as going over the top if you see what I mean....Nice lip gloss though dear. Claire CSM

My goodness! Bouncing on the matress, I can't be doing that. I might wrinkle my armarni suit, break my attractive horn rimmed specs, or my very neatly pinned hair might come undone....Oh, and Gwynne wanted you for something. Perhaps she will help you test the beds. I think I'd better pop along to my nice quiet office now....Dear me! (wanders off muttering) Claire CSM

Ahhh. Ok then. So will you be turing the matresses over and checking that there is fire retardant foam in, and making sure the fixings etc are all in order then? Good idea. Can't have any nasty accidents can we? Claire CSM

Hi Clare, Perhaps you could persuade Helen to dress a little more appropriately for a high class establishment. And go and have a look in chalet 101 to see if Dave is lurking there. I'll see you in the bar later. *sips vodka* Gwynne (ents)

Well I'm at a bit of a lose end now. No customers to service you see, and I am the customer service manager.......Any one got any odd jobs I can do to fill in??? Other than that, It's the bar for me! Claire CSM

Helen, There are no rooms in this hotel. Please read the brochure. The guests will be housed in chalets in the grounds. *sips vodka* Gwynne

I'm not deaf, Dave. I heard you the first time. Now get yourself off to the bar or your booze ration will be cut to zero. *sips vodka* Gwynne

Oh no you don't, David. You will finish refitting the cabaret bar, right now. *wanders off muttering* Tsk you just can't get the staff these days. *sips vodka* Gwynne

ok Dave see you in room 101

I have got to go and check the beds, make sure they are comfortable!! wont be long

ok Gwynne, (sulk,sulk) i thought i would look better in my own clothes!!! Less to wash and iron!!, hope its not going to be an up to the neck down to my ankles uniform,

*wanders into reception* HELEN go and put some clothes on. I think we may have to introduce a uniform. I can't seem to find our Dorothy or Mommy and there is so much to be done. I think I'll have a quick drink in the bar then a short siesta. I hope all the jobs are being done. Gwynne (ents)

oh Dave you noticed!! oh dear!! i think i'v got it on back to front lol

Just been checking out the flower beds, and digging up veg for Lindy. Lindy Ive put potatoes, lettice, tomatoes, sweet corn, and leeks in the kitchen. Looks like some of the roses have been picked. Hmm gonna have to keep my eye on this. Maggie

Hi Claire, i'm fine, been tidying the broom cupbaord!!! i am going to the reception area now if you need me!!!

Morning Helen, I am well thank you. How are you? Claire xx

morning all how are we today

Thanks Bumpy. Me and Hissies are still in the Pit. x BC