General Chat

Oh What a busy morning. I am absolutley shattered. I really must go and update my Situations Vacant Board. Or I shall get really mixed up. All these lovely people wanting to join us in our new Hotel. Just hope we have some paying customers turn up. Wait until you see our Opening Announcement. You will really be able to see what our Beautiful Hotel Complex and surrounding are like. Must take a breather. Duty calls. Jenny.

Elaine. I will give you a job as Bar Person on a weeks trial. Please keep you apron clean and dry. I am sure you will scrub up well, given time. Jenny.

i could do with a foot rub, my feet are killing me, it must be these 4' high heels, talk about here's me head me a**e is coming!! Helenxx

As I used to be a holiday rep can I be on the Entertainment Team? We used to do sketches, dances and a striptease! becx

I agree with Claire therefore shall base myself near the gym and pool after all that is where all the hunks will be................er i mean the majority of accidents is likely to happen Bev

Elaine. Once again the head of Bar Management is a Fulltime position. Where I do not doubt your capabilities, are you sure you are up to it? We do not want a Manager who is going to be drinking all the profits and turning up reeking of spirits. Jenny.

Well I can be in the office at certain set times of the day. Of course I believe that walking over the complex and observing and chatting to clients/guests (especially Bevs nice blokes) and perhaps forestalling any complaints before they arise is a very important part of the job. Claire xx

No problem, have experience of plastic surgery. what about uniforms??? what colour and do you want me to wear a hat?? Bev

Bev, I think you will do nicely. The job is yours. Welcome to the Comlex. You will be expected to help out in my surgery at times. I am hoping to be able to find time to do the occasional Face Lift and Tummy Tuck. Jenny.

Claire. This is a full time Position. Are you available during the day? You will be responsible for all complaints about anything and anything. You have a delightful Receptionist to help you. She is at present in the Main Reception helping to sort out. Jenny.

I am from Bridgwater in Somerset It would have to be parttime hours, but i don't mind doing some on-call. I specialise in cardiology (good for when they have heart attacks in the gym/bedrooms) i can perform CPR and mouth to mouth resusitation (but i restrict this to young good looking males) and if necessary can be called on to assist with the colonic irrigation. Bev

Bev. Sorry I did not see you sitting there so quietly. Is this Bridgenorth, you hail from? We have no nurse as yet. Exactly what field are you trained in? Do you want Full or Partime employment? Jenny.

HELLO WHAT ABOUT ME???? BEV

I would like to apply for the customer service managers position. I am very good at fobbing off......I mean placating the customer and showing genuine concern for thier complaints. blah blah blah. Claire xx

Deanna. Do you have experience in this trade? The Hairdresser job will be sorted by our Beauty Therapist. I am sure she will be pleased to take you on. Consider yourself a member of our Staff, Welcome. Jenny.

Am I getting a job or not? Deanna

Good Idea Winter Drawers. Are you offering your services? Or shall you be one of our Filthy Rich Guests. Jenny.

oh look i have a little bell on the reception desk, ting,ting my what a lot of rooms, who's doing the cleaning then, my dave you are strong lifting all that wood!!! where's Tommy its really lovely here!!

If you've got any unwanted trees on the estate, then let me know, I'm your feller. Brian, ;-)

has the head nurse post been filled? only i haven't heard anything Bev