General Chat

Hi Jenny, You have mail. Soon potential workers and management will have a more detailed description of our complex. Please be patient as it is still at the printers. Gwynne

Madam Pepsi Flavell. I shall be turning a blind eye once in a while. Whilst we are not yet ready for paying guests, please feel free to take a look over our establishment. Daisy. The Casino Managers vacancy is not filled. Can I pencil you in???? Fairy Godmother. The Zoo Keepers job is yours. But I must warn you, we have a couple of strange pets that belong to a couple of the Managment Staff. I must warn you all. We have some very distinguished guests due to arrive from Australia. I want you all on your best behaviour. Or you will be booted out of our Hotel and left to fend for yourselves. I welcome you all to our Complex.

Becs sweetie. I think you are lowering the tone just a teensy weensy bit! Mommy has much grander ideas for the establishment (after all she banned my snakes). lol BC

Mommy - I have had a think and I'd really like to be a guest (operating my illegal brothel and supplying young fillies for the businessman attending conferences at the hotel) Please address me by my business name 'Madam Pepsi Flavell' from now on. Thank you Madam Pepsi Flavell

Oh Buttercup, a boa constricta in the bidet!!!! thats terrible you could have sat on that!!! and hurt the poor thing!! I will call Dave, cooy, cooy Dave, Some one in the room below you has its tail end Buttercup it's very long lol

Back again. Where was I? Oh, I shall have to take a peep at my list of candidates. Sorry to keep you waiting Ladies and Gentlemen. What a morning. My Family have just left Birmingham New street and will be arriving at Newcastle Central at 2.55pm. A little earlier than expected so they will be here at 3.30pm. I still have to bury the Gerbil, and put all the clean bed-linen on. Right. Lou, I should think we have the ideal job for you. But you will be answerable to our Head of Beauty. Welcome to the Hotel Complex. Baby Bec. Have you decided just what you will be best at? B C. Its Make your Mind up Time. Ahhhh. Now Gentlemen. Let me see if I can sort you out. BRB.

Helen - I don't see why not, if Mommy allows me to start operating in the complex then please come and see me to discuss this further. From what I've deduced so far it sounds like a lot of the ladies working at the hotel have a fixation with attractive young men so why not make some money whilst having fun? love becx (Madam Pepsi Flavell

oh tea and cakes great!!! just stocking the cupboards claire rubber gloves, bondage...errr i mean bandage., sticky plaster, alcohol wipes, don't let BC and the others suck these! rubber tubing ( for colonic irrigation) hand scrub, hand cream now my uniform i thought white, what do you think?? how does it look??? not tooooo short is it??? Bev

Helen: Excuse me Madam but something is amiss. I found something in my bidet which looks suspiciously like a Boa Constrictor. Would you kindly get the appropriate staff member to remove said Boa Constrictor. Thank you.

Cup of tea coming up Claire!! could do with some usefull hints and tips on how to be polite!!! through gritted teeth Helenxx

Do you think i could be an old fillie!!!!, i could do that when i'm not on duty in reception, i need a job where i can put my feet up lol Just dont tell anyone!!!!!! Love Helen lol

I will have a cup of tea, no sugar thank you Helen, and excuse me while I go to my office (next to Bev's by the pool/gym) with a large stack of goodwill vouchers to practice my well used and patronising phrase 'Of course sir, I fully understand your concerns and am sorry for any inconvenience.'......Oh of course I don't expect to have to deal with many complaints as this establishment looks set to be first class, so I will also devise little incentives like Buy one manicure, get a nail varnish fee (I think they are called BOGOFF's) Get the scones out Bev. Claire xx

Daisy. I've forgotten....Am I your Mommy or what???? xx BC

Daisy - I think you should be an enigmatic novelist who stays in the top storey penthouse for months at a time!? I think I'd be best suited as a dynamic careerwoman who runs a successful business based in the hotel (= a Madam who supplies young fillies for the businessmen using the hotel for conferences etc.). What do you think Mommy? becx

Any wine Nell..? I mean milk??

all this cleaning, its ever so dusty!!! trying to keep me reception desk clean is hard going, ting,ting still i'v got me little bell, anyone making a cuppa yet!!!!!! suppose i'll have to do it then TEA UP everyone,Scones, doughnuts,hot buttered toast,ryvita, for those on a diet!!!!

Is the zoo keeper's job still vacant?

Future customers. Husband: O'h look Luv, a new Hotel is opening soon. Wife: Yes, we must drop in when it opens, they tell me its 5 star, and silver service.

Sorry about the Snake Lady business. Meant to apply to the Circus Thread.......

Before I contiue further, can I enquire of your receptionist (as I consider the first point of contact in a business to be essential in the first impressions of customer service), is she suitably practiced at handling minor complaints, for instance, can she bat her eyelashes at the male customers and apologise for any minor inconveniences while smiling dazzelingly, or admire female clients hair/babies/dress ect in a suitably patronising manner, and thus deflect many of the trivial complaints that a customer service manager should not have to deal with? Clairexx