General Chat

'There seems to be a lot of running around... were you not aware that I was coming? My assistant spoke to your receptionist yesterday to confirm my appointment! Why is that young lady walking around wearing that sexually explicit dress??? Is there some sort of Fancy Dress party going on?'

'Why thank you young lady (Prissy Douglas is extremely patronising and annoying!) I've heard a lot about this place... it looks quite nice... but please answer me this... why does it smell of neat alcohol everywhere?'

[The Penthouse Apartment] Deciding to abandon her telephone ''warning'' she decides to go down to the Main Hall any way - as she passes Mr Blue, she tickles his ears, grabs her notepad and pen and strides off the elevator. Pressing 'Down' - she slowly fumes with temper ......

*Shriek* Someone was going to inspect the hotel. I hope the Doc or Dorothy is around to deal with it. I have the most dreadful headache. *dries hair very slowly* Gwynne (ents)

gwyene get yourself out of sight the inspetor is here (bumpy wisper's hoping she wazn't heard)

*wakes from drunken snooze* I seem to remember that a confident young woman was expected today for some reason. I wonder what made me think of that? Quick shower then I'll head for the bar and see if there is any food going. *trips over vodka bottle* Gwynne (ents)

ah hello welcome to the hotel please allow me to show you round my name oh yes silly me it's bumpy pleased to meet you (pssst elaine get in there & clean up that mess quick girl go go ) im the bar manager & very pleased to meet you (gives elaine a glare in the direction of the lounge bar)

<Well quite frankly I'm not impressed! That strange woman just roller-bladed straight past me! How does one get service here????> Prissy decides to investigate further... she decides to follow the stench of alochol and see if anyone is in the bar!

ah elaine we need to clean up asasp theeeeeeeee what happened to you? anyay never mind that you can explain later we nned to clean up the inspecor is is uh oh already here get moving girl quick i'll store them you go clean up that mess all we will be for the chop

Into the Reception strides a short but confident young woman with a stern look on her face. Prissy Douglas is the best of them all, the cream of the crop... and she knows it. She peers through her square rimmed glasses at her clipboard... <So this is it... the Utopia Hotel and Leisure Complex... looks nice... very nice... but I'm sure if I look hard enough I will find something wrong with this place... vermin... or maybe undertrained staff...> She sniffs the air... <What is that overwhelming smell of alcohol coming from?> Prissy walks over to the UNATTENDED Reception Desk and rings the bell RING RING, RING RING Prissy looks around <I wonder where everyone is...? I'm sure the office rang to let them know the Inspector would be calling today....>

ok ok what the heck has been going on here in my absence? why is there bottles all over the floor elaine

[Penthouse Apartment she is walking around, with phone in one hand and pen in the other - trying to balance a pad on which to write notes ..... Mr Blue is sitting on the sofa placidly watching her as she gets in more and more of a temper ...... Brrrrrrr Brrrrrrrr Brrrrrrr Brrrrrrrr Brrrrrrr Brrrrrrrr Brrrrrrr Brrrrrrrr and she continues striding about . . . . . .

*wakes up on floor of flat clutching vodka bottle* The light, the light................. too bright. Think I'll stay here for a while. Gwynne (ents)

[Penthouse Apartment - Mr. Blue has enjoyed his poached salmon and she has enjoyed a very tasty omelette, so having combed her hair, donned a smart business style dress, she is setting off to have a good look round the Complex: wishing to give that girl on the desk every opportunity to pull herself together - she picks up the house phone .......] Brrrrrrr Brrrrrrrrrr Brrrrrrr Brrrrrrrrr Brrrrrrrr Brrrrrrr Brrrrrrr Brrrrrrrrrr Brrrrrrr Brrrrrrrrr Brrrrrrrr Brrrrrrr getting increasingly impatient now ......... Brrrrrrr Brrrrrrrrr

Fifi's busy doing a quiz.

Swish! Swish! Think I'm losing me feathers.....

Sorry Buttercup thay was me!!! i just dont know where to put it, belongs in the garden if you ask me i know i will hide it in the cellar,

OUCH!!!! What a very SILLY place to put a cactus....BC

Ring..ring... Hello! what's you name! I can never remember. Please get down to the kitchen and fetch Miss Dorothy's lunch...NO! I can't bring it up...I am a CHEF.. not a WAITER.. I also have some poached Salmon for Blue. .....Bangs down phone.. damn cheek!.. lazy..so..and so.. Fat Lady Cook does the duck two step back to the kitchen.

Far Lady shuffles in... I am exhausted been down at the jetty all day supervising the off loading of supplies. If this lazy lot thinks I am gonna check and transport there supplies up to the hotel they have another think coming. I hope nobody is expecting lunch the hotel isn't even open yet! Maybe miss Dorothy needs feeding and that Blue! Boris please! stay away from that cat. Fat Lady cook Shuffles off to the interhouse phone...