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I need a man to practise on, we need to master the art of BSC wax before opening. Only requirment - must be male. Where is that LOU?? Is there an emergency going on as I cant find any one. So much to do, beds need erecting, oils need displaying, make up needs sorting, for goodness sake I cant do it all myself....

[David Beard is seen to stop outside the main Entrance doors as a red, open topped sports car pulls up outside. David stoops to open the car door as an elegant woman is about to step out. Tall and smartly dressed in a beautifullly cut dress which shows of her tan to best effect - her long, auburn hair catching the breeze, she lifts her Gucci sunglasses with long red-tipped fingers and looks at the Security Guard from head to toe. With a shake of her head, she continues into the Reception Area and stands, surveying the scene of activity that greets her. David (Security Gd) is seen driving the car away] Dorothy G, joint owner of the complex, is a clever business woman, a hard task master, she has learned that to make her way in the world of business, one must be one-jump ahead of the game - it's still a man's world out there - so there is no room for sentiment - she is fair, just and reasonable, but will not suffer fools gladly. Respected amongst her peers, she is known by her friends as ''the fair Miss Frigidaire'' when it comes to personal relationships. She is currently widowed, so her one concession to the softer side of life, is her beloved pet Burmese Cat who is the idol of her life.

Oooooo, get a load of her, she is beautiful. Bet she didnt get that outfit from Matalan!!!! And look at thoses nails, ladies pay me a fortune to have nails like that.... W.O.W. Check out that bling, my, my, stylish through and through. As for her hair, simply stunning compaired to my slicked back bob, wonder if the colour is natural....hhhmmmmm

Excuse me Maam ...touching forelock.....Nice tan!!!! and MY how your diamonds glitter!!!! Yer a fine figure of a woman..... Now do you think I can bring on my snakes for the Cabaret, if I wait much longer they will go to sleep. Thank you madam.... BC

I could do your nails for you, not that they need doing of course, oh sorry, I mean, I would like to do them for you when they need doing. Walking away quickly, feeling very stupid....

right im back now where are my staff ELAINE & SUE GET UP OF THE FLOOR WHAT IS THAT SMELL

Arthur, are you here to have our male special BSC wax??

Follow me to the parlour... off with your clothes please and lie front down on the bed....... thats it, good, now this may hurt as its my first time, here put this in your mouth and bite down if you feel pain...... Wax on.... strippppppppp offf

Arthur, its not your chest I'm waxing, now keep still and stop wriggling about.... Wax on........ strrrrriiiiiipppp , oh sorry Arthur that was my finger nail just got caught....

[Putting the Cat cage down she speaks to Joanne and Buttercup] Good evening!! [smiling and shaking hands] you must be part of the team here? Oh, Beauty Parlour - oh yes, you seem very efficient. And yes, of course I would want you to do my manicure - no my nails are my own thank you, just lucky like that I suppose, will you be offering massage and aromatherapy too? Snakes? Oh, are you a snake charmer - how wonderful, I love snakes you know - fascinating creatures - so aloof aren't they? I've often thought I might like one for a pet, but I don't think Mr. Blue, here would approve!! Tell me, is Dr. Longlegs about do you know? I really would like to speak to her, and learn how the recruitment is going. Have you seen the maintenance men yet? Unfortunately I got held up at the stupid car-hire company who wanted to fob me off with some dreadful 4-wheel thing - so practical and ugly - well, I'll just wander and have a look around. I hope that our Chef has arrived, because I could do with having some supper prepared and brought to my apartment. If you see her would you tell her I'm looking for her. [Picking up the cat, she walks on slowly].

She spoke to me, did you hear that, SHE SPOKE TO ME... YESSSSSSS. I must leave a leaflet for her showing her what we offer in the Parlour. I'm so excited, I just cant hide it, yeah yeah yeah .

Joanne!!! Arthur!!! STOP IT!!! PMSL

could everyone call me bumpy on this thread as we will get mixed up with me & the other joanne thank you from bumpy the bar manager

Why thank you Arthur, I will be seeing you again?? Dont forget, the new growth can cause itchyness, so keep moisturised wont you...

hehehehehe. It certainly did go past my eyes. lol

er hello everyone, sorry i'v been away for so long!!! got lost in the broom cupboard

Seeing Helen Excuse me, young lady, what are you doing? You look a little dishevelled - I sincerely hope that you will not be greeting our Guests looking like that!! Now, pull yourself together, there's a good girl, and see if you can contact our Chef for me, I shall continue to look around and then retire to my apartment and await my supper. She walks on .......

has andy my bar man arrived yet? i need to speak with him. oh elaine roller blades are not practical in runing a bar i see the useless work men fixed the door to the bar

Arthur... Is it my snakes that have put you off me??? or my tatoos which cover most of my body?

um marm could i intrest you in a drink for our fine lounge bar?