General Chat

sorry bev oh boy i think you may be right there but i need the staff do you think an ad in the paper would bring anyone in ? she fell in the fountian again so i sent her to change

Joanne a word of warning. Your helper Sue is flitting unsteadily all over the threads today. She will be no good to you. I know a very handsome muscly barman called Andy. You would like him???

Helen, yes it is perfectly acceptable to use any feminine wiles you think you can get away with to keep any customers off my back...er I mean to ensure that they have a pleasent and memorable stay. Claire xx

'ANDY ! just how 'andy is he ? sue.

oh yeh i could do with a barman luckly ive only given sue a week's trial if he can pull a pint or mix cocktail's he's hired tell him to report to me at 6 in the lounge bar im just off to inspect my apartment

do i really have to give you your first warning before we even open? elaine where are you? im just off now

Re our first booking Mr and Mrs Windsor, perhaps it may be appropriate to leave a little gesture on their pillows in honour of their being our first customers? Any suggestions? I thought perhaps a full makover for Mrs Windsor, or is this a little extravagant? What does the upper management think> Claire xx

ah joanne, are you going to warn me about 'andy ? cos if he is a pal of cb 's.... well !! lol, sue.

Andy works out every day......say no more......

Hmmmmmmmmmm. I think I'd better interview this Andy myself. I'll see him tomorrow. I'm off to the mainland now to audition a band for the cabaret. REM they are called, I'll report back tomorrow. Gwynne

I've been with my girls for the last hour choreographing a couple of routines! They're looking very impressive even if I do say so myself... Is the bar open? If it's not can I grab a sneaky Cosmopolitan? I'm gasping!! Madam Pepsi Flavell

hi elaine , nice to meet you . [ you arnt the same elaine i know from the aa meetings are you] i am sure we will be perfect behind the bar ! i would love to be able to wear roller blades, but i already.. hick.. fall over a lot, so might not be a good idea, and sorry gwynne- but i just gave 'andy the once [or maybe it was twice] over, and he is getting a week's sick note from the doctor ! exhaustion , i think. sue. xxx

Cheers Elaine <glug> Cor that's good stuff <hic> give us another swig <glug> I'm feeling quite drunk already... who wants to have some fun? Madam Pepsi Flavell

Elaine - will you have the football on in the bar? I know you're not open yet but surely you could show the match (the Utd one!!) and we could have a few beers? becx

I do hope so. No wonder you were drinking so much today then... you're a Gooner!!! Let's hope my lot do ok otherwise I'll be on it tomorrow which won't help as we have dance rehearsals all day! Madam Pepsi Flavell

Lou, my love I'm back. Welcome to BSC Beauteee. I have been around the island putting posters up advertising the Parlour. I see you have done a splendid job in here, the towels are fluffed, the floor is swept, I think we will get along just fine. What experiance do you have? I still need one more person, any offers??

Emmmm Is it time for me and me snakes yet? They're getting restless. I can't promise to hold them back much longer. BC

Arrr David, there you are, I have it on good authority that you would allow Lou to practise the BSC on you, its going to be our male speciality, what do you say??

Arrived at last, got my quarters sorted, could really do with a double bed so that i can stretch my well honed bronzed musclar body and sleep in comfort. Off to do a recy to identify areas that need most security, will draw up a list of immediate needs. I am still looking to recruit an assistant male/female please apply at my office or report to reception and you will be directed to me or either of the owners. David Head of Security

Oooooooo A man in uniform has arrived!!!!!! Hope he likes reptiles and tatoos!! BC