General Chat

George, who is lurking in Reception picks up phone as, as usual, there is no one on duty!! G'day - wadda you want?

*Fat lady cook picks up the in house phone and dials reception*

David enters the bar, hello ladies pint of bitter please, flops down in a comfy chair, phew i'm worn out, been charging here there and everwere, first it was that waste of space crocodile was supposed to have eaten a child, then some crazy australian playing silly bu---s, then a sheik who was'nt a sheik, then he was a sheik, police running in all directions, camels all over the place, and to cap it all Dr Legs throwing a wobbly and storming off with her nose in the air, oh yes then there was a bundle off rags dancing about so i shoved it in the swimming pool, it was making some funny noises. Think i,ll go and report to Mrs houty touty might get another drink in the penthouse. David H>o>S

Forlorn figure standing with a quickly cooling basin of...er... a waxy mixture.... I could have been someone....she muses......but so could anyone....Was that from a song? she wonders....I have been an entertainer for so many years...tried everything....and here I am waxing hairy bottoms.... sob sob

are you working elaine or not there are people waiting to be served yes hun what would you like? can you hang on a mo dear ive only got 1 pair of hands where are my other staff elaine? (im off for a bath now i'll be back tomorow night)

Seeing as you've been so nice Elaine... you can have him after me... he probably won't be much use to you though! LOL Becx (Casino Manager)

happy hour ladies & gent's first drink free then all drink's after that half price yes my lov what can i get you ?

Sorry Elaine but on this Island I get the men... it's a bit like a parallell universe! lol becx (Casino Manager)

Madame Joanne. I am more of, what you would call, a Floater... But I have plenty of experience with ping pong balls...I mean....waxing Sheiks and Arthurs....I watched you carefully the other day....and have been practicing on Fat Lady Cook's headless chickens....

well keep up the good work & maybe i'll premote you but a the mo you are all the same level as each other i only wnat employee's that are willing to work as hard as they play so to speak

Ere we go again, more to do.. Come in and make yourself comfy, I'll just close the doors. What are you booked in for? A massage, yes thats fine, if you could slip into the gown and hop on the bed please.....

lol, do I call you winnie or BC??? Are you on the staff or are you a guest helping out?

Hello Madam Joanne. Winnie The Wondrous Waxer at your disposal....spot of forelock tugging.......

Ohhhh hello every one, so sorry I have not had a chance yet to come and see you all, I have been sooooooo busy in the BSC Beauteee Parlour. This is the first break I have had since Saturday. Do I have any more staff yet?? I cant continue to run the place by myself for much longer. Lou didnt come back and one of my clients today told me a girlie called BC was offering waxes... is this correct, and if so is she permanant?

hey i had prob's with my pooter i couldnt sign on line all weekend i think i'll have a nice cold glass of coke with ice & lemon ahhhhhhhhh that's better im sorry i left you the lurch over the weekend i didnt mean to.

Preston is a lovely name...<bec spies the tanned hunk himself> and what a lovely... smile... 'Hello Preston, here's a can of beer from Elaine... she said her husband thought you'd like one...' <snigger snigger> becx (Casino Manager)

Elaine sweetie, be a treasure and cover for me will you please? Have an injured ankle biter at home and a very important meeting to go to. Have left recipe for the lethal, I mean lovely, Crazy Daisy cocktail. Will look in later! Daisy PS Give that Hairdresser woman, Betty Grable or some film star's name, a drink will you?

******** DINNER MENU ********* APPERTISERS Ceasar Salad Crab Stuffed Portobello Mushrooms SOUPS Cream of Broccoli French Onion with Parmesan Croutons FISH Wild Salmon with a Lemon Herb Sauce. Spicy Louisiana Catfish Macadamia Nut Crusted Tilapia Served with papaya Mango Relish and Ginger Lime Sauce. Fillet of Plaice Stuffed with Crab and Coriander Sauce MEAT Aberdeen Angus rump steak with peppercorn sauce Brisket of wharfedale beef, mashed potato Half local pheasant, braised, mash potato and savoy cabbage Breast of local woodpigeon, potato rosti, wild mushroom sauce Rack of Lamb with Roast Potatoes..served with Rice and peas DESSERTS CRÊME BRÛLÊE Light vanilla-bean custard with a caramelized sugar topping JACK DANIEL'S MUD PIE Coffee-crunch ice cream pie with whiskey-chocolate sauce OLD-FASHIONED SUNDAE Rich vanilla-bean ice cream, topped with house-made hot fudge, whipped cream and a cherry SHADOWBROOK CHOCOLATE MELTDOWN Rich, dark chocolate cake with a molten truffle core. Served with whipped cream and créme Anglaise Fresh Fruit Tray RED and WHITE wine of your choice. COFFEE and BRANDY Platter of Cheese and Crackers ********************* CHEF

<Bec falls over due to excess jewellery..>

Really? Must go and check him out... <bec heads for the watersports dripping in platinum and pink diamonds...>