General Chat

'Gwynne sweetie, Preston is as poor as a pirate. I paid for the ring! Not that he's marrying me for my money...' (Bec worries as Preston has yet to sign the pre-nuptial agreement...) Becx (Casino Manager, Bride-to-be and Multi-gizzilionairess)

*memo to the Doc and Dorothy* We are paying our staff too much. two of the male staff can afford expensive engagement rings. Suggest an across the board cut in wages of 25% Gwynne (Ents) - on her third vodka

MEMO to Gwynne: I will not be leaving my position as Casino Manager once I become Mrs Miller. Preston respects my career and has kindly agreed to be a stay at home father and raise our children. Yours Becx (Casino Manager, Bride-to-be and multi-gizzilionairess) P.S. Preston and Heston are members of staff not guests

*stamps her pretty red sandal* I really could do without the staff marrying the guests. Where am I supposed to find replacements for these girls? I hope these twins aren't conning the poor trusting girls. I saw one of them leering at a chamber maid this morning. And I keep finding plastic flowers in the garden. I hope the guests don't notice. I need a drink. Gwynne (ents)

Now that I have amended the Menu for that weirdo in a raincoat I had better get back to the kitchen and start on the Dinner. What was Maggie mumbling about a wedding cake? What wedding cake? I know we don't have any weddings booked!.... Fat Lady Cook

'ELAINE!!! Have had some great ideas about the Bridesmaid and Matron of Honour dresses... Have spoken to Stella (McCartney) and she has some lovely lilac chiffon tutus that would look BEAUTIFUL!... thought about corkscrew curls pinned back with flowers?..' Becx (Casino Manager, Bride-to-be and Multi-gizzilionairess)

Spent a busy afternoon nurtering flowers for wedding, dreaming of brides and grooms and bouquets, and cake, and oh my god what will she want me wear, peach, blue, lilac, green. Groans I only like black, can a matron of honour wear black???? Feeling thirsty again, gardening is very hard work. Runs off to the bar for a quick one. Worring about the outfit, please dont want some insipid mamby pamby pastle shade. Shudders at the thought. Maggie

(Bec is in a very pensive mood... wonder if my lawyer is right... I do love Preston but I so have to protect myself... I wonder if he'll sign the pre-nup'?...) Becx (Casino Manager, Bride-to-be and Multi-Gizzilionairess)

Yes...she mused....it looked exactly like Stalin or was it Lenin???? ....and if my memory serves me right... it was on the right and left buttocks....quite startling it was..... She sits there, fondling Umpy's ears absent mindedly....and thinking....thinking....IF the twins were her long lost sons...they would all have a touching reunion...and she would be a VIP at the Double Wedding..... and THEN she would have those two ghastly gold diggers as daughters in laws!!!!!!! Dont think so!!!! Nah best to say nothing...I am happy as I am.....

'Fantastic Elaine! Will try and make it to the cocktail do but Preston wants ANOTHER early night...by the way, does Heston have a funny birthmark... on his right buttock I think...?' Becx (Casino Manager and Bride-to-be)

FAT LADY COOK - Are your French Chips the same as French Fries??? 'cos if they aint then could I have some French Fries please?? Thank you

She is sitting quietly with the camels...slight hangover....when two Handsome men walk by chatting and laughing. Twins....She looks at them through hooded lids.....they remind her......of a time long ago when she lived in Siberia.....Sylvia the Scintillating Sandancer.... (difficult I know to understand)....She had a mad passionate affair with a Cossack..the result being.....Yes..Twins!!!!!!! Sadly she had to have them adopted as she had her career to think of....But she often thought of them. They had a peculiar birthmark exactly on the same spot as their father....in a very personal place......I wonder????????

'I'm only joshing soon-to-be sister-in-law!! I'm so excited about this wedding... Vera (Wang) is flying in later to measure me for my dress and Jimmy (Choo) has already rung to congratulate us and beg me to let him do my shoes...' Becx (Casino Manager and Bride-to-be)

'Now now Elaine... Of course you'll be the centre of attention... everyone will be wondering how YOU managed to snare such an attractive YOUNG man...' Becx (Bitchy Casino Manager)

'Oh Elaine' <kiss kiss> 'Fantastic news sweetie!!! And I LOVE the idea of a joint wedding... Preston and Heston could wear matching suits?? We'll just have to make sure we marry the right men! lol' Becx (Casino Manager who's is 22 and does NOT need botox!)

*mutters under breath* As if I hadn't got enough to deal with what with work and Mumsie going missing.................. Now 2 of the staff want to get married here. I hope they realise how much they'll have to pay. Gwynne (Ents)

(i see i wasnt missed while i had prob's getting on line anyway only here for a while) i wonder if the big boss has made up her mind about bar snacks? cool lemonade with ice & lemon ummmmmmmm that's better now then i think the stock need's checking

*Fat Lady has left the Barbeque satisfied that all the guests are enjoying their poolside lunch and shuffles back to the kitchen* Eeek.....look at all of these boxes of fruit and veg piled sky high!... If I don't get kitchen help soon I shall be looking for a job on another Island...she mutters... BORISSSS... leave the onions alone..you know they give you gas...There will be lots of leftovers for you to share with that plant later...that reminds me I don't want you hanging around with that Venus Fly Trap...go and find a camel to play with...

Elaine.....WOW, congrats, I would love to be matron of honour. How exciting, and yes will do the flowers, just let me know which ones you want and I will nurture them so they are perfect for you. Toasts Elaine with a very large vodka and coke.

What lovely flowers! I think I'll pick some for the bar. Oh. Plastic. Hmmmmmmmmm. I must find the gardener and see what's going on. This isn't acceptable. Gwynne (Ents)