General Chat

Guess what? I'm still awake! In absolute agony(and it'sgot nothing to do with vodka...lol...) Will help myself to a coffee... Our Lynns busy moving, Ady's off for a month, where is everyone? Magi

Im still here but going shortly Magi! Davex

hello everyone sorry havn't been around for a couple days still in mourning tony you know why and now our nathan too omg , I need a strong drink what has tony left from easter and I need to drop off some brown bros for tony I owe him so I will just drink some of what's left and sit here feeling really down as me knees still hurting and me footy team lost and now my hero is getting operated on for a stuffed hammie I'm just a mess , so please drop in and cheer me up here at daves while he's asleep LOL Lara

G'day..(sniff).... everyone. Cant talk for very long......(sob).........(sniffle.) I am a broken man.....(gulp) Lara, can i cry on your shoulder??? ( sniffle ) Headlines: Nathan Buckley has been ruled out for eight weeks after undergoing surgery on his injured hamstring. Collingwood footy club skipper Nathan Buckley has undergone surgery overnight on his injured hamstring and will be out of action for at least two months. STREWTH!!! Nothing left for me to do.........(snuffle).......might as well........ go jump off a bridge.( sob ) Dont even feel like a beer........ (and thats bad.) BUT....il'e force one down ( grabs a V.B....No!!!! make that a slab of V.B's out of Daves fridge.) :>)) Maybe!........ if i grab me old 1960s School Footy boots out of me closet, and head down to Collingwood Footy club, i might be able to fill in for Buckley, until he returns. Yea'h....i could run around and take a few one handed screamers over the pack...... or kick 7 or 8 goals for the magpies. I can just here it on the Radio: New Collingwood Vice Captain is.......... ***Anthony Hull*** Lockyer kicks the ball to Rocca.......Rocca handpasses to the running Fraser....Fraser kick's a high ball...on .....and on .....it goes.....to the fifty metre line....HULL.... has taken a one hander on the fifty metre line. He goes back....( steady now )......runs forward......and kicks a lovely 60 metre torpedo ( Straight between the big sticks, post height) Siren sounds: Collingwood wins by one point. Aaaahhhhh......feel better already. ( hic ) Go pies. Tony Oz :>))))))) Happy April fools day.lol

Tony tony tony I (sniffle) know mate its a tragedy we can only hope the op will do the trick I'm still hiding in here from that lot in wa they havn't stopped laughing boo hooo , and I needed you when they were all picking on the maggies where were you ?hiding too I guess (sniffle) sorry have to get a tissue now yes you can cry on my shoulder cause not many others would understand HEY TONY I've just had a thought maybe his op was a April Fools joke what did you say NO,ohhohh here I go again( sniffle ,) and can you really mark one handed and kick gaols well get over to the club right now and volunteer please we need you bye for now need more tissues I'll just take one of those bottles of Brown Bros in case I need another little drinkie poo Lara sniff sniff xx

Perhaps Ill have to get Tony to explain the rules of Aussie football sometime and Ill explain the off side trap in soccer pass me another beer please Dave

morning all. One comment for Tony and Lara. GO PIES TIME FOR BED,NITE ALL PAULINE

Not seen my Australian High Commisioner about for a day or two must be busy sacking the government, never mind have another drink Dave or Magi for that matter? Dave

I wonder if the High Commisioner will be popping in for one tonight oh forgot he may be on that tunnel! maybe the Turkish ambassader might though! Dave

Hi everyone just drove four hrs. home from Melbourne and am absolutly pooped thought I'd just call into say hello and have anice cold glass of something any sweet sickly stuff in daves frig like crouchen reisling or spatleise will do oh theres some and a good comfy chair Ill probably be like goldiloccks and fall asleep and when all in the uk wake up there ill be asleep in dave's chair and some good news where's anthony have to find his afl thread we won we won and guess whon we beat ya hooo see you all later after dinner here bye love Lara xx its 31 c degrees in melbourne today and about 36 here Phewww

No we are all awake here Lara 9am here in the UK welcome

Morning from us downunder. 10:00am here on the East coast of Oz. Probably about 1:30 am in U.K and Dave will be ZZzzzzzz. or watchin a late night movie on Tele?? Preety warm here to day in Melbourne 32c with hot winds. It's mid Autum in Oz, but you wouldn't think so. ( well not by Melbourne's standards anyway.) still feels like summer, and had the air-con on last night. Winter is only six weeks away?? ( June ) Our ( Lara, Pauline, and my ) Magpie Footy team beat the crappers out of the 'Blues' last night. The tension was nearly to much for me to bare, as we had to come from behind to win the game, so had to calm myself down with a bottle of Tawny Port.LOL Dave, i hope your footy team won mate. Was watchin a bit of Charlie's wedding last night ( our time.) after the Ozzie Footy finished of course,was a bit dissapointed i didn't get an invitation. My better half is a Royalist, and loves all that sort of stuff. When we come to England in Sept. my better half wants a look at Buck Palace, so i said if i can get in the back door somehow, we might get a free ride back home to Oz!!! as our convict ancestors got free passage 150 years ago. ( Deja Vue ) LOL Have a great day. Tony Oz

Morning Tony yes my team Manchester City beat the mighty Liverpool 1-0 last minute goal but they all count dont they but we throughly deserved it we plaayed very well and our acting manager Stuart Pearce (psycho) is doing a fine job I hope they give him the job full time now Kevin Keegan has departed. Hope you are well I will e mail you later today or tomorrow! Dave

Hi Dave. Got your Email. I have been having Connection problems with my Cable server. So if i dont respond to anyone, i apologise. My line keeps dropping out every few hrs and some times up to 7 hrs before i can get back on line. It's a miracle that i have connection at the moment, as from 10am (our time ) i have only just been able to get back on line, and it is 5:45 pm now. I have a Techo coming out on thursday to check the Cable link coming into my property from the external Power supply. Cheers. Tony Oz

Hi Tony got you e mail back no worries!

Hi All Hope you had a nice Easter, I have been back and forth to Melb for the last two weeks....Tony arranged for some really nice weather, but got carried away on Sunday...I agree with Lara...very HOT!! for this time of year. Vickie

Hi Vickie hope you are good take care! Davex

Hi Dave I am very well...and you??? Have you seen Tony about??..I see he has been having connection problems. Hope he stocked the fridge before he went off...LOL Vickie

Hi everybody fridge restocked loads of snacks even got kangaroo burgers for the Aussies and Turkish delight for Mags! Not seen Lynn from Swansea for a bit have got some haggis for her she is Scottish! Dave

Morning you lot not many visits over the last few days and where is Magi? Not seen Lynn for a while either hope you are all ok? Davex