General Chat

Two double Vodka's and two double Gordons Gin's please barman, Oh and whatever you would like. 'Gwynne, I really need to tell you about my problem. Can you come to the ladies with me?' Hope nobody follows and evesdrops.!!!

Vodka and vodka, please, Jenny. Gwynne *smiles winningly at barman*

'Gwynne, I have a slight problem. I must talk to you before the night is out. But let me get you a drinkie first. What is your poison?

*throws arms around Jenny* It's shoooooooooooooo good here, Jenny. Lotsh of vodka. Gwynne

Jenny very carefully walks to the Bar. Her black suede trousers are far too tight and have caused a 'Wedgie' (sorry spelling.) Gritting her her teeth, she walks past a few geezers that she pretends not to know, hoping they will not tug at her arm and ask her to join them. The last few steps to the bar are rather hurried. She almost falls as she reaches her friend Gwynne. ' Oh Gwynne, I am so pleased to see you here'

*rushes onto dance floor dragging Daisy with her* That's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat I really love those Tiger feet. *prances around in drunken manner* Gwynne

some one help I got cramp in me hips now any one going to help me up, what is that smell Pat have you been getting close with some eh eh

Now Jenny you know what Gwynne is like on a Saturday night when she's had her vodka? (although you'd think she'd be immune to its effects at this stage LOL). Ruth tell that DJ to play Tiger Feet, that'll let Daisy and Gwynne use up some energy :-) Daisy did you say I smell like Evening In Paris??? doesn't Gwynne where that woolies stuff normally??? Pat x

I may be a bit hung over but i'll be there with my CDs, Jenny. Come over to the bar. Gwynne

What am i missing? Gwynne, hope you are going to be able to join us for breakfast in the morning!! Jenny.

*Links arms with Daisy* Quick before smelly Pat gets back. *pats hair* Gwynne

Have they played any Slade? don't tell me I missed it!!!! or mud?

Still at what? What's she insinuating? Buy you a drink Gwynne? *smoothing down skirt and hair* Daisy

You girls still at it!!!! I've just been out to the chippie!!!

C'mon, Daisy, let's go to the bar and see if they have any peanuts. Gwynne

Some sort of dead animal I think! Daisy

Wouldn't let them near a Youth Worker poor bloke will get it with Gwynne's handbag, better off getting a bouncer :-) Oh No Rambo isn't the bouncer is he??? Pat x

What's he wearing on his head? *helps Daisy up* Gwynne

He's very tall or is that just because I'm on the floor? Daisy

*grabs Daisy's ankle and pulls her down* Take that *swipe* Who's the fat bloke in the iffy get up? Gwynne