General Chat

Gwynne and Jenny :-))) LMHO Pat x

We were both that tired and uptight, that we say our goodnights and get into bed. Norman has these really wierd Pj's that are all stripey. He apologises and says, 'Mummy packed for me' Here I am, in a lovely pure silk nightie, and feeling very cold and lonely. After about ten minutes Norman starts to wriggle about. I tell him ' I am very tired' So he says, 'OK we will get to know one another more in the morning' Will tell you all about it tomorrow Gwynne. I can hear Mudd playing in the bar, it's one of my favourites. Under the moon of love. Lets go for a little walk............

*rummages in handbag* *Produces kipper* Hits Jenny with it. Gwynne

I have not finished yet. We finally manage to get the card out of the door. Norman is sweating profusley by now. He puts our suitcases on the floor and goes into the posh bathroom and washes his face. I just sit there thinking !!!! OMG What have I let myself in for. Anyway, I really must get to the point, Gwynne.

*rummages in handbag* *gives tweasers to Jenny* Try these. *sighs with disappointment* Gwynne

Anyway, we decided to go to our room. Had to use one of those cards ( Like a Bank Card ) to open the door. Put it in and the door opened. The lights in the room came on. Read the message on the wall in front of us and realised we had to take the card out, so we could lock the door. But the card has been pushed SO far in, we cannot get it out. It is lost. How doI get it out????

*yawns* No, no, Jenny, it's fine. *Lights fag and prepare for long wait* Gwynne

Hope I am not boring you Gwynne. But I really feel the need to tell you exactly how it all begun.

Get to the good bit. Get to the good bit. Gwynne (still taking notes)

Norman, was very quiet. He hardly said a word. But kept on holding my hand, very tightly. He was very worried about his Mum. He told her a little white lie. Said he had the chance of promotion and had to stay at a nice hotel overnight, so to be up very earlier to meet his prospective Boss.

And then...........................? Gwynne (taking notes)

Well. It was like this. We got to the Hotel and checked in. All was fine. Decided to have a couple of drinks to help us unwind, because we were both very nervous. No trouble what so ever at the Reception Desk.

*assumes trustworthy expression* Tell me more. Gwynne

GWYNNE!!!!!!! Please dont tell Daisy, she will be disgusted. Jenny, now wondering if she can tell even her best friend her secret.

*panics* Gwynne *looks round for Daisy*

I dont know how to go about getting it out!!!

He used one of those ( Thingy me Bobs ) But we have lost it.

*checks handbag for pregnancy test kit* Tell me more, Jenny. Gwynne

Great, no one else is about. Gwynne, this is very personel. Have have a lovely night out tonight, but i think i went a wee bit too far.

I'm right behind you, Jenny. *mind boggles* Gwynne