General Chat

Jelly and Ice cream but will have to be green jelly love green jelly, and marmalade sandwiches for Rupert's pal Paddington!

course you can come Julie all welcome!

*stamps foot* Don't like green jelly. Can there be red jelly as well? Gwynne

OK Gwynne small plate of red just for you!

*Beams broadly* Gwynne

Ohhhhhhh. *Rushes off for a day long pampering and beauty treatment* Gwynne

Sally I cetainly havent got clinophobia but I am Omnipotent!

Oh, PM - it's so brave of you to admit that publicly - I'm sure there's treatment for it.

lol! Wendy just been admiring your pic and the other two guests on the wedding pic have been named now!

Best witlesses a girl could ask for!!

Hello your right 'orribleness Mr PM sir and all you other fellow cabinet members, All is well in sunny Europe! Have managed to sort out our concrete cow problem! After many days of high level talks in Brussells it has been agreed that if we provide the cows with nice natural wool jumpers they will conform with regulation E12986347gh758695456. Found a bunch of EMPs wandering around aimlessly and so have set them to the knit, one purl one task which they have taken to with alacrity! Am feeling very pleased with myself and so would like to know if I am invited to the Bear's bash? - I do like a good party! Yours expectantly, Helen Minister for European Affairs and Knitting Circle Co-ordinator

Lol Wendy - 'witlesses' please tell me it wasn't a typo. Gwynne

No typo, Gwynne. lol

JUST A LIST OF SOME OF THE BEARS COMING TO RUPERT'S PARTY TONIGHT THERE WILL ALSO BE CELEB'S AND ALL THE MINISTERS AND ANYBODY ELSE ARE INVITED Albert the Cockney Bear Aloysius Andy Pandy's Teddy Baloo (Jungle Book) Bamse Barnaby the Bear Barney Bear Berenstein Bears Big Boy Willy Big Teddy and Little Teddy Bingo Bear Blubber Bear Bobo (Simpsons) Bolke the Bear Bongo and Lulabelle Breezly and Sneezly (polar bear and seal) Br'er Bear Carebears Corduroy Droes the Bear Fozzie the Bear Gentle Ben Goldilocks and the Three Bears Gretz Teddy Bears Gummibears Hair Bear Bunch: Square Bear, Hair Bear and Bubi Bear Hillbilly Bears Humphrey Bear Little John (Robin Hood) Mary Plain Oliver B. Bumble Paddington Paw Paws Petzi Pierre Panda Pippeloon Bear Pooky (Garfield) Roosevelt Bears Rupert Shoe Shop Bears Smokey the Bear Snuggle Sooty Stubbins Super Ted Teddy Edwards Teddy Robinson Teddy Ruxpin Teddy Trucks Terry Bears Tessie Bear (Noddy's friend) Tough Ted Winnie the Pooh Yogi Bear and Boo Boo + Bertie the Bas***d for Sally! Nearly forgot one very special guest 'GAYNOR BEAR' !!

I HAVE PUT A SPECIAL GUEST IN THE ALBUM NOW 'GAYNOR BEAR'

My PM I regret to in form you that I will not be able to attend tonights bash. Lady Bear awoke at 4am with pains in the appendix area and feeling sick. with the NHS system none too good in hours of twighlight, My daughter(Julie Bear) and I took her of to hospital at 8. 30am . We had quick examinations but still were at hospital for 3 hours. They have ruled out appendix but it may be gallatones Had injection and pain killers now at home resting . Never rains but what it pours! Incidentally B'ham gave you 3 points to assist you in your escape from the drop. Hope you have good time but I never liked Andy Pandy and that goes for his bear. yours Rupert.

Sorry about Lady Bear Rupert hope she is OK and the pair of you take it easy. By the way Birmingham did not give us points they are below my team in the league they needed the points desperatly themselves and Manchester City cant possibly go down they are mathamatically safe! WE WILL HAVE YOUR BASH ANOTHER TIME THEN!

Sorry to hear of your missus's problem Rupe - hope all will be well. I've cancelled the grub for tonight (it's gone to a Night Shelter so no waste) the chocs go in the fridge, the booze........well it can be replaced - lol Sorry the bash is postponed for obvious reasons, but at least I'll be able to attend the next one hopefully. love to all - off to barbers for short back and sides!! JAX

Hope Mrs Bear soon gets better Rupert, take good care there :)

Dear all ,just popped on to tell you that Barbara is now tucked up in bed going to sleep her tablets off and recover from her very early morning. Pain she tells me is diminished and I have told her if like most women she is not telling me the truth I shall smack her bottom. I think she has improved a bit cause her eyes lit up! I am sorry to have messed things up but my heart would not have been in it and I would be up and down stairs to see all is well. When my grandson turns up Ihope to have some pics put on of the 'missus' then you will be able to see what I mean when I say she's lovely! She certainly does not look 73. Goodnight all will be in touch tomorrow. Rupert PS thank you for your thoughts.