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nudge nudge me do, you know I'll nudge you. I'll always be true , so pleaaaaaaaaaaase nudge me dooooooo

When I was just a little nudge I asked my nudger What will I be Will I be posting On my own threads? Here's what she nudged to me Que nudger, nudger Whatever you nudge, will be The nudger's not ours to see Que nudger, nudger What you nudge, will be When I grew up and nudged in love I asked my nudge-heart What lies ahead Will we have nudges Day after day Here's what my nudge-heart said Que nudger, nudger Whatever you nudge, will be The nudger's not ours to see Que nudger, nudger What you nudge, will be Now I have Nudges of my own They ask their nudger What will I be Will I be posting on my own threads? I nudge them tenderly Que nudger, nudger Whatever you nudge, will be The nudger's not ours to see Que nudger, nudger What you nudge, will be Deepest apologies to Doris Day :)

I'm the phantom nudger I nudge it all day long I'm the phantom nudger What am I doing wrong> Oo argh, oo argh aye. Oo argh, oo argh aye. Apologies to the Wurzels Dave

Do you nudge me, (Oh do you nudge me) Do you nudge me, (Oh Do you nudge me) Do you nudge me, (Oh do you nudge me) Nowwww that I'vvveee been nuuuuuuged! Louise

(to the tune of wannabe) Yo I'll tell you what I nudged, what I really really nudged, So tell me what you nudge, what you really really nudge, I'll tell you what I nudged, what I really really nudged, So tell me what you nudge, what you really really nudge, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really really wanna nudger....nud...ger.

PLeeeez delete them, let them go, My nu- -dges just dont want to know.............. Pleeez delete them let them go, Phantom nudges just should'nt show.......

killing me softly with his NUDGE, killing me softley.....etc etc beware the man with a nudge!

Nudging Hood.... Nudging Hood, Nudging thro' the Glen.......(glen? in nottinghamshire?).......With his Nudge of Men..Nudged by the Bad, Nudged by the good....... Nudging Hood- Nudging hood........nudging hooooood!

I saved the last nudge for you, two lonely nudgers together, I fell in nudge with you, this last nudge will be forever...... la la la la...... louise

It ain't what you nudge, it's the way that you nudge it It ain't what you nudge, it's the way that you nudge it It ain't what you nudge, it's the way that you nudge it That's what ****** me off. Gwynne (having a little rest)

When there isn't a nudge about you do feel lonely, When there isn't a nudge about you're on your only... louise :-)

I like a nice little nudge in the morning, I like a nice little nudge with my tea, and when it's time for bed I like to nudge all the threads... Louise

I nudge, you nudge, I nudge you to, nudge, I nudge you nudge me, nudge Louise (Bay City Rollers - I think)

This is a really funny thread, I'm giggling so much it's hard to type! Papa don't nudge, 'cos I'm in trouble deep Papa don't nudge, 'cos I've been losing sleep But I've made up my mind, oohooh, I'm nudging that thread!

10cc NUDGING HOLIDAY I was walkin' down the street Concentratin' on truckin' right I heard a dark voice beside of me And I looked round in a state of fright I saw four faces one mad A brother from the gutter They looked me up and down a bit And turned to each other I say I don't like nudging oh no I love it I don't like nudging oh no I love it Don't you walk thru my words You got to show some respect Don't you walk thru my words 'Cause you ain't heard me out yet Well he looked down at my silver chain He said I'll give you one dollar I said you've got to be jokin' man It was a present from me Mother He said I like it I want it I'll take it off your hands And you'll be sorry you crossed me You'd better understand that you're alone A long way from home And I say I don't like nudging no no I love it I don't like nudging oh no I love it Don't you cramp me style Don't you queer on me pitch Don't you walk thru my words 'Cause you ain't heard me out yet I hurried back to the swimming pool Sinkin' pina coladas I heard a dark voice beside me say Would you like something harder She said I've got it you want it My harvest is the best And if you try it you'll like it And wallow in a Nudging Holiday And I say Don't like nudging oh no I love her Don't like nudging oh no I love her oh yea Don't you walk thru her words You got to show some respect Don't you walk thru her words 'Cause you ain't heard her out yet I don't like nudging I love it I don't like nudging I love it Don't like nudging I love her Davexx

Nudge me on a Sunday apologies to Marti Webb Don't write a letter when you want to nudge Don't call me at 3 a.m. from a friend's apartment I'd like to choose how I see the nudge Take me to a thread that's breaching the peace, Nudge me on a Sunday please Let me down easy No big song and dance No long faces, no long looks No deep conversation I know the way we should spend that day Take me to a thread that's a bit of a tease Nudge me on a Sunday please Don't want to know who's to blame It won't help knowing Don't want to fight day and night Bad enough you're nudging Don't nudge in silence with no word at all Don't get drunk and slam the door That's no way to end this I know how I want you to say goodbye Find an ancient thread all covered with fleas Nudge me on a Sunday please Honest, I was hoovering when I started to sing this - and I felt the need to share. Gwynne

Nudging in the morning. Nudging in the evening. Nudging at suppertime. Be my little nudger. And nudge me all the time. Nudging in the morning. Nudging in the evening. Nudging at suppertime. So be my little nudger. And nudge me all the time. Put your nudge around me. And nudge by stars above. You'll be nudging forever. In a heaven of love. Nudging in the morning. Nudging in the evening. Nudging at suppertime. Be my little nudger. And nudge me all the time. This thread is so hilarious. Jenny. xx

Loved it, Claire, Why don't you just ................... write another one? lol, Gwynne

Ok Gwynne, here's another especially for you then. (all rocky horror fans know the tune) How d'ya do I See you've met my faithful nudging man He's a bit brough down 'cause when you knocked he thought you were a nudging fan (didn't you Freaky)! Don't get hung up by the way I nudge Don't judge a nudge by it's cover It's not much of a nudge by the light of day but by night I'm one hell of a nudger. Claire xx

Oh, all right then. Just one more. (apologies to Dionne Warwick) Do you know the way to nudge a thread? I’ve been awake so long. I may go wrong and lose my head. Do you know the way to nudge a thread? I’m going back to find a thread that's dead. Nudging is a way of life now. Couldn't stop it even if I tried. In a week, maybe two, they’ll put me inside. Weeks turn into years. how quick they pass And all the threads that once were dead Are at the top again instead Do you know the way to nudge a thread? I’ve been awake so long. I may go wrong and lose my head. Do you know the way to nudge a thread? I’m going back to find a thread that's dead. Nudging threads becomes a magnet. It can pull you far away from life With a nudge in your heart you’re causing strife. Life turns into dust and blows away And there you are without a friend You nudge your threads all night and day. I’ve got lots of friends who nudge the threads Do you know the way to nudge the threads? Can’t wait to get back to nudging threads. Gwynne (housework neglected, family starving)