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Great thread, laughing so much the mascara has run. PMSL. Wish that I could add a song but I am laughing so much that I can hardly see the computor. Love and Peace Marianne.xxxx

When you're nudging,when you're nudging, The whole world nudges with you.

One specially for my kids. the nudges on the board go up and down up and down, up and down, the nudges on the board go up and down all night long. (sorry, best I could do with a toddler climbing on me)! Claire xx

Gwynne I reckon that's better than the original LMHO Pat x

A Little Bit More Dr Hook (not some inane Boy Band) When the boards have had enough of me And the threads falling down through the floor When you think I've nudged you all I can I'm gonna nudge you a little bit more. Gwynne

CHAMPAGNE SUPER NUDGER! How many special people change How many lives are living strange Where were you when we were getting nudged Slowly walking down the hall Faster than a cannon ball Where were you while we were getting nudged Some day you will find me Caught beneath the landslide In a champagne supernudger in the sky Some day you will find me Caught beneath the landslide In a champagne supernudger A champagne supernudger in the sky Wake up the dawn and ask her why A dreamer dreams she never dies Wipe that tear away now from your eye Slowly walking down the hall Faster than a cannon ball Where were you when we were getting nudged Some day you will find me Caught beneath the landslide In a champagne supernudger in the sky Some day you will find me Caught beneath the landslide In a champagne supernudger A champagne supernudger in the sky Cos people believe that they’re Gonna get away for the summer But you and i, we live and die The world’s still spinning round We don’t know why Why, why, why, why How many special people change How many lives are living strange Where were you when we were getting nudged Slowly walking down the hall Faster than a cannon ball Where were you while we were getting nudged Some day you will find me Caught beneath the landslide In a champagne supernudger in the sky Some day you will find me Caught beneath the landslide In a champagne supernudger A champagne supernudger in the sky Cos people believe that they’re Gonna get away for the summer But you and i, we live and die The world’s still spinning round We don’t know why Why, why, why, why How many special people change How many lives are living strange Where were you when we were getting nudged We were getting nudged We were getting nudged We were getting nudged Davex

Want some nudgers in your water. nudgers in your tea. What's all these crazy questions they askin' me. This is the craziest party there could ever be. Don't turn on the lights, 'cause I don't want to see. Mama told me not to nudge. Mama told me not to Nudge. That ain't the way to have fun, no. Open up the window. Let some air into this thread. I think I'm almost chokin'. From the smell of a stale thread. And that cigarette you're smoking. 'Bout scared me half to death. Open up the window, nudger. Let me catch my thread. Mama told me not to nudge. Mama told me not to nudge.

This thread aint big enough for the both of us Sparks

When you wish upon a nudge, makes no difference whose you budge, just make sure you cause no pain, if so refrain Then again, a gentle nudge, often folks will be the judge, if you feel you have to budge, play safe, name that nudge!

Maybe I didn't Nudge you. Quite as often as I could have. And maybe I didn't Nudge you. Quite as good as I should have. ~ If I made you feel second best. Girl I'm sorry I was Nudging. You were always on my mind. You were always on my mind. ~

Phantom Pat, Phantom Pat, Phantom Pat and his black and white cat, Early in the morning, Just as day is dawning, He picks up all the post bags in his van. Phantom Pat, Phantom Pat, Phantom Pat and his black and white cat, All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning. Phantom feels he's a really happy man. Everybody knows his bright red van, All his friends will smile as he waves to greet them, Maybe... You can never be sure, There'll be knock...[knock knock] Ring [ring ring] Letters through your door. [Hee Hee] Phantom Pat, Phantom Pat, Phantom Pat and his black and white cat, All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning. Phantom feels he's a really happy man. Hmmm'ing tune till end..

I am the Phantom Nudger, I nudge from down your way, and I can nudge, what do you nudge, I nudge the threads. I can nudge the threads all day, nudge, nudge, nudge, I can nudge the threads all day, nudge, nudge, nudge, nudge, nudge Louise :-)

silly games by janet kay I've been watching threads for so long, its a shame oh baby everytime I see a thread oh the pain boy how it hurts me inside cause every time we meet I play hide and seek I'm wondering what i should do should I dear come up to you and say 'how do you do' would you turn me away I'm so much to blame but I can't reveal my name I can see it in your eyes but i've got time to live this love I've got time to play my silly games sillyyyyyyyy gameeeeeeeeeessssssss yet in my mind i say If I make my move today I'll just pretend to be shocked oh baby its a tragedy what nudging does to me We don't even try I'm so much to blame but I can't reveal my name I can see it in your eyes but i've got time to live this love I've got time to play my silly gamesssssssssss SILLY GAMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Hiya Louise Have you been reading all these songs then? Brill stuff, I did a couple while having a late guinness last night/early morning LOL. Wonder who could be that shy then??? come out come out wherever you are LOL. Pat x

Please don't be shy Mr or Mrs or miss nudge, add a song of your own. We would love to meet you.

I think the phantom nudger wanted to add a song but was too shy Pat lol

ooooooooohhhhhhhh the phantom was 'ere LMHO Pat x who aint the phantom

Karen dug deep for that one didn't you? Yeah it's a good one LOL. :-))) Pat x

Don't nudge me this way i can't survive without your nudge so baby please don't nudge me this way Baby my heart is full of nudges and its all for you so come on darling do what you gotta do you started this nudge down in my soul and can't you see this nudging is getting out of control come on and satisfy is nudge in me cos only your good nudging can set me freeeee

(to the tune of a finger of fudge) To have a good nudge is just enough to give your fingers a treat, to have a good nudge is just enough untill its time to eat, its full of twisted goodness and very cruel and not sweet, to have a good nudge is just enough to give your fingers a treat