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Joy LOL while singing it :-) Pat x

In the deserts of Sudan, And the gardens of Japan From Milan to Yakatan Every woman's every man Nudge me with your rythym stick, nudge me, nudge me Je t'adore, Ich niebe dich, Nudge me, nudge me, nudge me, Nudge me with you rythym stick, nudge me slowly, nudge me quick, Nudge me, nudge me, nudge me! In the wilds of Borneo And the vineyards of Bordeaux Eskimo, Arapaho Move their bodies to and fro Nudge me with your rythym stick, nudge me, nudge me Das ist good, c'est fantastique, nudge me, nudge me, nudge me, Nudge me with your rythym stick, it's nice to be a lunatic, Nudge me, nudge me, nudge me! Nudge me, nudge me, nudge! In the dock of Tiger Bay, On the road to Mandalay, From Bombay to Santa Fe, O'er the hills, and far away Nudge me with your rythym stick, nudge me, nudge me, C'est bonne, und ist ech nicht! nudge me, nudge me, nudge me, Nudge me with your rythym stick, two fat persons, click, click, click, Nudge me, nudge me, nudge...me Nudge me, nudge me, nudge me! nudge me! nudge me! nudge me ow! Nudge me, nudge me, nudge me, nudge me, nudge me, nudge me, nudge me, nudge me ow! nudge me, nudge me, nudge me, nudge me, nudge me!

NUDGEBUSTERS! If there's something strange on the General Board Who you gonna call? Nudgebusters! If there's something weird and it don't look good Who you gonna call? Nudgebusters! I ain't afraid of no nudger I ain't afraid of no nudger If you're seeing things running through the threads Who can you call? Nudgebusters! An invisible man nudging up the threads Oh, who you gonna call? Nudgebusters! I ain't afraid of no nudger I ain't afraid of no nudger Who you gonna call? Nudgebusters! If you're all alone, pick up the phone And call Nudgebusters! I ain't afraid of no nudger I hear it likes the girls I ain't afraid of no nudger Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Who you gonna call? Nudgebusters! If you've had a dose of a freaky nudger You'd better call Nudgebusters! Let me tell you something Nudgin' makes him feel good I ain't afraid of no nudger I ain't afraid of no nudger Don't get caught alone, oh no Nudgebusters! When it comes through your threads Unless you just want some more I think you better call Nudgebusters! Ow! Who you gonna call Nudgebusters! {Repeat to fade}

ONLY THE NUDGERS SURVIVE! When the pressure’s on and you’re all alone Take a little NUDGE into the danger zone When the Thread is up and the boards are clear Just show me a NUDGE and we’ll be outa here Take me up on a NUDGE and a prayer If you need a NUDGE you know I’ll be there Hound dogs NUDGING’ all through the night Eight miles high and I’m NUDGING’ allnight Better move over ’cause you’re goin’ too slow I feel the need for NUDGING now it’s time to go It’s a fine line between NUDGING and pain Let your conscience be your guide ’til we NUDGE again Your time has come - you can NUDGE or you can run But don’t keep it all inside Cause you gotta understand that there ain’t no second chance No-one gets outa here NUDGING alive - only the NUDGERS survive NUDGING’ it up goin’ down the track Gonna NUDGE so high, I might never come back If things get tough you can NUDGE me in Cause if you play the game you gotta NUDGE to win Take me up where only NUDGERS can fly If you need a helpin’ NUDGE I won’t pass you by Your time has come - you can NUDGE or you can run But don’t keep it all inside Cause you gotta understand that there ain’t no second chance No-one gets outa here alive - only the NUDGERS survive Solo Take me up on a NUDGE and a prayer If you need NUDGING you know I’ll be there Your time has come - you can NUDGE or you can run But don’t keep it all inside Cause you gotta understand that there ain’t no second chance No-one gets outa here alive Only the NUDGERS survive Only the NUDGERS survive Well I’m doin’ what I can - you gotta understand Only the NUDGERS survive Davexx

*sneaks in, disguised* nudge it's not Gwynne, oh no. Certainly not.

that is funny: 18/05/2005 22:36:20 phantomed

Why do you nudge me up (Nudge me up) Buttercup baby just to nudge me down (Nudge me down) And nudge me around And then worst of all (Worst of all) You never nudge baby When you say you will (Say you will) But I nudge you still I nudge you (I nudge you) More than anyone darlin' You know that I have from the start So nudge me up (Nudge me up) Buttercup Don't nudge my heart I'll be over at ten You nudge me time and again But you're late I nudge around and then I nudge to the door I can't nudge any more It's not you You nudge me down again

It's reassuring to know I'm not alone in my insanity, Bob. Gwynne

There's a nudge for us Somewhere a nudge for us Peace and quiet and open air Wait for us somewhere There's a nudge for us Some day a nudge for us Nudge together with nudge to spare Nudge to look Nudge to care Someday Somewhere We'll find a new nudge of living We'll find a nudge of forgiving Somewhere There's a nudge for us A nudge and nudge for us Hold my nudge And we're halfnudge there Hold my nudge and I'll take you there Somehow Someday Somewhere

Loved it Dave! Gwynne

WE ARE THE NUDGERS! I’ve paid my dues - Time after time - I’ve done my sentence But committed no crime - And bad mistakes I’ve made a few I’ve had my share of sand kicked in my face - But I’ve come through We are the nudgers - my friends And we’ll keep on nudging - till the end - We are the nudgers - We are the nudgers No time for losers ’cause we are the nudgers - of the boards - I’ve taken my bows And my curtain calls - You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it - I thank you all - But it’s been no bed of roses No pleasure cruise - I consider it a challenge before the whole human race - And I ain’t gonna lose - We are the nudgers - my friends And we’ll keep on nudging - till the end - We are the nudgers - We are the nudgers No time for losers ’cause we are the nudgers of the boards

Gwynne pmsl so funny Im going to look for one again now! Dx

*blushes* Gee thanks, Em and Pat. I really need to find a life, though. Gwynne

Your excelling yourself now Gwynne That's Excellent really enjoyed it. LOL Pat x

Is this a real nudge- Is this just phantomy- Caught in a dead thread- No escape from the infamy- Open your eyes Look up to the boards and see- I'm just a phantom, I need no sympathy- Because I'm easy nudge, easy go, A little nudge, a thread too low, Anyway the threads go, really, really matters to me, To me Mama, just nudged a thread, Put my finger on the key, Then hit delete and nudged a thread. Mama, new threads had just begun, But now I've gone and nudged them all away- Mama ooo, Didn't mean to make you cry- If I'm not back again this time tomorrow- Carry on, carry on, as if nudging really matters- Too late, I’ve been caught out, Sends shivers down my spine- Body's aching all the time, Goodbye everybody - I've got to go - Gotta leave nudges behind and face the truth - Mama ooo- (any way the wind blows) I don't want to go, I sometimes wish I'd never have nudged at all - I see a little silhouetto of a phantom, Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the Fandango- Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me- Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo Galileo, figaro - Magnifico- But I'm just a nudger and nobody loves me- He's just a nudger from a sad family- Spare him his life from this monstrosity- Easy come easy go -, will you let me nudge- Bismillah! No - we will not let you nudge - let him nudge- Bismillah! We will not let you nudge - let him nudge Bismillah! We will not let you nudge - let me nudge Will not let you nudge - let me nudge Will not let you nudge - let me nudge No, no, no, no, no, no, no- Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me nudge- Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me - So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye- So you think you can stop me and leave threads to die- Oh baby - Can't do this to me baby - Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here - Nudging really matters, Anyone can see, Nudging really matters - nudging really matters to me, Any way the threads go.... Gwynne

Happy nudgeday to you Happy nudgeday to you Happy nudgeday dear nudger Happy nudgeday to you! Davex

Here is my contribution to the ever growing list. To be sung to `Old MacDonald` Genes Reunited has a board e i e i o Genes Reunited has a board And the Phantom Nudger knows With a nudge nudge here and a nudge nudge there Here a nudge there a nudge Every where a nudge nudge Genes Reunited has a board e i e i oooooooooo Love and Peace Marianne. xxxx

God nudge our gracious Queen.

Nudging(Silence) is Golden.......Golden........ And my eyes can see----eee--ee.......... Bob

A LAUGH FOR ALL THE ANGRY PEOPLE SHAGGY Careful nudger your not caught red handed, Or nudging you will do no more, Picture this you'd have you butt sla**ed naked, Hanging from the bathroom door. How would you forget that you pressed nudge, On those rotten keys, All the time you are nudging, You're much braver than me. You should tell them that your sorry, For the anger you've caused, They don't understand your reasons, It makes no sense at all. You should tell them that you're sorry, For the anger you've caused, you may think that you are playing, But it's not funny at all. You could be caught doing nudging (it wasn't me), You can look over you're shoulder (it wasn't me), Don't say I never told ya (it wasn't me). I hear the SCREAMS getting louder (it wasn't me). It's time your nudging was over. D.