General Chat

Loved them, CB. Hope your knee is better today. Gwynne

Hi CB were you bored by any chance?. Well at least you left something worthwhile. Pat x

If I was a nudger, I'd nudge up in the morning, I'd nudge up in the evening All over this Board. I'd nudge up danger, I'd nudge up warnings, I'd nudge about the grudge Between the grousers and the whingers A-a-all all over this Board, All over this Board. If I was a nudger, I'd nudge up in the daytime, I'd nudge up in the night-time All over this Board. I'd nudge about justice, I'd nudge about freedom, I'd nudge about the right to say Thank you to the people A-a-all all over this Board. (apologies to Trini Lopez) -------- Any old nudge? Any old nudge? Any any any old nudgers? At the Meet, you look reet, Just like a nudger From yer napper to yer feet. Don't spout bile, give a smile Wiv yer Grandad's teef ter gnash on. I wouldn't give yer tuppence Fer yer old nudge, luv, 'Cos nudgin's old-fashioned! (apologies to Peter Sellers) ------------- I'm not The Nudger, So don't forget it. It's just a silly name That someone's called. I keep The Nudger Off my PC screen It hides a silly thread That's lurking there. So if I ask you If you're The Nudger, Don't say I'm wrong, Don't think you've got away. I'm not the Nudge ... I'm not the Nudge ... (apologies to 10cc) --------------- ALL TOGETHER NOW, ON A COUNT OF 3 ... 4 - 10 green nudgers hanging on the Board 10 green nudgers hanging on the Board and if one green nudger should accidentally fall There'd be 9 green nudgers hanging on the Board. 9 green nudgers hanging on the Board 9 green nudgers hanging on the Board and if one green nudger shold accidentally fall There'd be 8 green nudgers hanging on the Board etc, etc, etc (with apologies to The King & I) ---------------------- One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock NUDGE, Five, six, seven, o'clock, eight o'clock NUDGE, Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock NUDGE, We're gonna nudge around the clock tonight. Put your nudge rags on, join the fun, You can nudge away till it's half-past one, We're gonna nudge around the clock tonight, We're gonna nudge, nudge, nudge till broad daylight, We're gonna nudge, we're gonna nudge Around the clock tonight. When it's two, three, four, five six seven, We'll be up in Nudger's heaven, We're gonna nudge around the clock tonight We're gonna nudge, nudge, nudge till broad daylight, We're gonna nudge, we're gonna nudge Around the clock tonight. When it's eight, nine, ten, eleven too, We'll be nudging still and so will you, We're gonna nudge around the clock tonight We're gonna nudge, nudge, nudge till broad daylight, We're gonna nudge, we're gonna nudge Around the clock tonight. (with apologies to Bill Haley) ------------------- Once I believed the Phantom Nudge would be Lurking in posts of songs and poetry, But I never knew It just started quietly and grew And seems to me That the Phantom Nudger Is here for all to see. And it's nudging better, growing stronger, Nudging better, B Better every day, Better every day. I don't see every nudge appear at night. But it's just there in the morning light. Someone's up for hours, Using their deletion powers, And believe it or not, Well, there's something scary And odd 'bout whatever they've got. And it's nudging better, growing stronger, Nudging better, Better every day, Better every day. (apologies to Mama Cass) ------------------------

This is ridiculous, the phantom nudger strikes again and again and again lol. Pat x

Cant think of one....you all have great imaginations...LOL Vickie

Glad to hear it cheered you up Marjorie we need that sort of thing sometimes don't we? Just thinking glad that GR didn't come the heavy on us when we used to have our laughs on tips board before, remember all the giggles and chuckles and the sheer hysterics on there?. Disappointed that things seem to be going so strict that people on tips who don't want to be on general can't have one thread to relax on at night, bit strict isn't it? Ah well as I said its always good to see you :-))) Pat x

Pat Couldnt find anywhere else to go!!!Have had a really good laugh at this thread, cheered me up no end. Marjorie

Marjorie you've been very busy tonight? That's a good one ;-) Always good to see you and on General board too!!! Pat x

I was five and you were six We played on horses made of sticks You wore black and I wore white And you would always win the fight Nudge nudge You nudged me down Nudge nudge That awful sound Nudge nudge I hit the ground Nudge nudge My baby nudged me down.

I trained in a Skillcentre with 250 men in the 1970s.Every week we had a particularly horrible sausage pie and well,this was called nudger pie.

If I nudged you, Time and again I would try to say All I'd want you to know. If I nudged you, Words wouldn't come in an easy way Round in circles I'd go! Nudgin' to tell you, But afraid and shy, I'd let my golden chances nudge me by! Soon you'd leave me, Off you would go in the mist of day, Never, never to know how I nudged you If I nudged you.

you're my nudge you're ev'ry breath i take you're my nudge you're ev'ry move i make other eyes see the stars up in the skies but for me they shine within your eyes ……….. you're my nudge you are my night and day you're my nudge you're ev'ry pray'r I pray if our love ceases to be then it's the end of my nudge, end of my nudge, end of my nudge for me

The nudge'll come out Tomorrow Bet your bottom dollar That tomorrow There'll be nudge! Just thinkin' about Tomorrow Clears away the cobwebs, And the sorrow 'Til there's nudge!

Having just watched the programme on ABBA's Agnetha (sorry if spelling is wrong) thought I'd add an ABBA tune Gimme, gimme, gimme a nudge after midnight, won't somebody help me nudge the phantom away Louise

We've paid our dues, time after time We've done our sentence, but committed no crime And bad mistakes, We've made a few We've had our share, sand kicked in our face But We've come through And we need to go on and on and on and on We are the Phantoms, my friend And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the Phantoms, We are the Phantoms No time for losers 'cos we are the Phantoms of the world We've taken our bows, and our curtain calls You've bought me fame and fortune And everything that goes with it... We thank you all But it's been no bed of roses, no pleasure cruise We consider it a challenge before the whole human race And We ain't gonna lose And We need to go on and on and on and on We are the Phantoms, my friend And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the Phantoms, We are the Phantoms No time for losers 'cos we are the Phantoms of the world We are the Phantoms, my friend And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the Phantoms, We are the Phantoms No time for losers, 'cos we are the Phantoms

24/05/2005 23:20:29 phantom

I can´t stop nudging you) I´ve made up my mind To live in memory of the lonesome times I can´t stop nudging you It´s useless to nudge So I´ll just live my nudge in dreams of yesterday

not really a song..........' just Lie back and nudge, for England'

Gotta nudge the rent book Gotta nudge the laundry Then there's the electric The water and the gas Haven't stopped nudging Since we had the phone in The television rental Another nudge Go up to the top of a very high nudge Go up to the top of a fresh air nudge You can never stop when the money is nudging Nudge till you drop, till you pay your bills Got a rotten nudge Ready for a nudge The pressure of the pressure Is more than I can nudge The awfulness is nudging It's really done my head in I think I've been nudged For more than my fair share

me, too, Pat!!! :-) Joy