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Oh my old man's a nudger..................... I've met a lovely bunch of nudgers................... lmao at this thread - thanks x

Thought it appropriate to nudge.

I've got nudgers jolly jolly nudgers I've got nudgers to last me all my life I've got nudgers to lend and nugers to spend and nudgers to give unto my wife

Nudging Hood, Nudging Hood riding through the glen Nudging Hood, Nudging Hood with his band of men Feared by the BBC, Loved by the ITV Nudging Hood, Nudging Hood, Nudging Hoooood...

Anything you can nudge I can nudge better Anything you can nudge is nudged better by me Nooooooo you can't Yesssssssssss I CAN Nooooooooo you cannnnnnn't YESssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss I C A N....

In view of the theme of this thread I think it deserves a nudge :) Lyn x

' I just can 't get a nudge, I just can't get a nudge ' (I just can't get enough) *wanders off to sing louder wondering how long it will take to stop singing Depeche Mode songs !!!! *

Oh have you seen the nudging man, the nudging man, the nudging man, Oh have you seen the nudging man Who lives on Drury Lane.... Oy yes, i've seen the nudging man, the nudging man, the nudging man, Oh yes, i've seen the nudging man Who lives on Drury Lane.....

OK I'll let you off but don't be too naughty & upset people!! Added by Bob,206719 Ptf,a&g, camera-dodger,in Bretton,Cambs on 02/01/2006 12:15:51 yep, but only on fun threads............. Penny

yep, but only on fun threads............. I thought this one had gone down the hole in the middle......nearly 2 1/2 months without a post... but happy new year everybody...... bob

You up to your old tricks Bob? Added by Bob,206719 Ptf,a&g, camera-dodger,in Bretton,Cambs on 02/01/2006 12:13:03 what say you?

God save our gracious nudge Long live our noble nudge God save our nudge Send nudge victorious Happy and glorious Long to nudge over us God save our nudge Regards Jackie

The GR NUDGER went down a dark hole The NUDGER set light to its own ar**ho*e Suddenly the NUDGER jumped up in a fright Shouted Oh flamin' 'ell My a*se is alight !! Then it nudged its bum accross the floor to put out the flames...... Elaine x :o))

I'm not the phantom nudger, I'm the phantom nudger’s son I'm only nudging phantoms 'till the phantom nudger comes. Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man I try to understand him and I help him all I can, But sometimes in an evening I feel a trifle dim All alone, I'm nudging phantoms, when I'd rather nudge with him. I'm not the phantom nudger, I'm the phantom nudger’s mate I'm only nudging phantoms 'cos the phantom nudger’s late! I'm not good at nudging phantoms, at phantom nudging I get stuck. Though some phantoms find it pleasant I'd rather nudge a duck. Oh nudging geese is gorgeous, I can nudge a goose with ease But phantom nudging's torture because they haven't any grease. I'm not the phantom nudger, he has gone out on the tiles He only nudged one phantom and I'm sitting here with piles ! My good friend Godfrey is most adept, he's really got the knack He likes to have a phantom nudged before he hits the sack. I like to give a helping hand, I gather up the feathers, It's really all our phantom nudging keeps us pair together. I'm not the phantom nudger, I'm the phantom nudger’s friend I'm only nudging phantoms as a means unto an end! My husband's in the forest always banging with his gun If he could hear me half the time I'm sure that he would run, For there's fluff in all my crannies, dust bunnies up my nose And I'm itching in the kitchen from my head down to my toes. I'm not the phantom nudger, I'm the phantom nudger’s wife And when we nudge together it's a phantom nudging life !

love it christine!

To the tune of Crazy Horses Crazy Nudgers There's a message floatin' in the air Come from crazy nudgers nudging ' everywhere It's a pain, it's on every board Gotta stop them crazy nudgers on the run What a show, there they go nudging up the boards, yeah Crazy nudgers all been nudging and they're NOT you and I Crazy nudgers Crazy nudgers Crazy nudgers Crazy nudgers Never stop and they never die They just keep on nudgin' How they multiply Crazy nudgers will they never halt If they keep on nudgin' Then it's NOT our fault What a show, there they go nudgin' up the boards, yeah Crazy nudgers all been nudgin' and they're NOT you and I Crazy nudgers Crazy nudgers Crazy nudgers Crazy nudgers So take a good look around See what they've done What they've done, they've done They've done, they've done They've done, they've done They've done, what they've done Christine

Tell him to b____R off. Rupert

A song for the Nasty Nudger. Original by Green day. Don't wanna be an Nudging idiot. Don't want a nation under the new media. And can you hear the sound of hysteria? The subliminal mindf*** Nudger. Welcome to a new kind of tension. All across the alien nudges. Everything isn't meant to be okay. Television dreams of tomorrow. We're not the ones who're meant to follow. Well that's enough to argue. Well maybe I'm the faggot Nudger. I'm not a part of a redneck agenda. Now everybody do the propaganda. And sing along in the age of nudging. Welcome to a new kind of tension. All across the alien nudge. Everything isn't meant to be okay. Television dreams of tomorrow. We're not the ones who're meant to follow. Well that's enough to argue. Don't wanna be an Nudging idiot. One nation controlled by the media. Information nation of hysteria. It's going out to idiot Nudger. Welcome to a new kind of tension. All across the alien nudges. Everything isn't meant to be okay. Television dreams of tomorrow. We're not the ones who're meant to follow. (Think it works quite well.)

You put your right nudge in You put your right nudge out You put your right nudge in And you shake the threads about You do the Nudgey Nudgey and you Turn the threads around Thats what its all about Ooooooo the phantom nudger Ooooooo the phantom nudger Ooooooo the phantom nudger Thats what its all about. Vonny (who finally understands and had too much time to think on the drive to and from Sydney :)

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