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Hiya Louise Have you been reading all these songs then? Brill stuff, I did a couple while having a late guinness last night/early morning LOL. Wonder who could be that shy then??? come out come out wherever you are LOL. Pat x

silly games by janet kay I've been watching threads for so long, its a shame oh baby everytime I see a thread oh the pain boy how it hurts me inside cause every time we meet I play hide and seek I'm wondering what i should do should I dear come up to you and say 'how do you do' would you turn me away I'm so much to blame but I can't reveal my name I can see it in your eyes but i've got time to live this love I've got time to play my silly games sillyyyyyyyy gameeeeeeeeeessssssss yet in my mind i say If I make my move today I'll just pretend to be shocked oh baby its a tragedy what nudging does to me We don't even try I'm so much to blame but I can't reveal my name I can see it in your eyes but i've got time to live this love I've got time to play my silly gamesssssssssss SILLY GAMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I am the Phantom Nudger, I nudge from down your way, and I can nudge, what do you nudge, I nudge the threads. I can nudge the threads all day, nudge, nudge, nudge, I can nudge the threads all day, nudge, nudge, nudge, nudge, nudge Louise :-)

Phantom Pat, Phantom Pat, Phantom Pat and his black and white cat, Early in the morning, Just as day is dawning, He picks up all the post bags in his van. Phantom Pat, Phantom Pat, Phantom Pat and his black and white cat, All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning. Phantom feels he's a really happy man. Everybody knows his bright red van, All his friends will smile as he waves to greet them, Maybe... You can never be sure, There'll be knock...[knock knock] Ring [ring ring] Letters through your door. [Hee Hee] Phantom Pat, Phantom Pat, Phantom Pat and his black and white cat, All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning. Phantom feels he's a really happy man. Hmmm'ing tune till end..

Maybe I didn't Nudge you. Quite as often as I could have. And maybe I didn't Nudge you. Quite as good as I should have. ~ If I made you feel second best. Girl I'm sorry I was Nudging. You were always on my mind. You were always on my mind. ~

When you wish upon a nudge, makes no difference whose you budge, just make sure you cause no pain, if so refrain Then again, a gentle nudge, often folks will be the judge, if you feel you have to budge, play safe, name that nudge!

This thread aint big enough for the both of us Sparks

Want some nudgers in your water. nudgers in your tea. What's all these crazy questions they askin' me. This is the craziest party there could ever be. Don't turn on the lights, 'cause I don't want to see. Mama told me not to nudge. Mama told me not to Nudge. That ain't the way to have fun, no. Open up the window. Let some air into this thread. I think I'm almost chokin'. From the smell of a stale thread. And that cigarette you're smoking. 'Bout scared me half to death. Open up the window, nudger. Let me catch my thread. Mama told me not to nudge. Mama told me not to nudge.

CHAMPAGNE SUPER NUDGER! How many special people change How many lives are living strange Where were you when we were getting nudged Slowly walking down the hall Faster than a cannon ball Where were you while we were getting nudged Some day you will find me Caught beneath the landslide In a champagne supernudger in the sky Some day you will find me Caught beneath the landslide In a champagne supernudger A champagne supernudger in the sky Wake up the dawn and ask her why A dreamer dreams she never dies Wipe that tear away now from your eye Slowly walking down the hall Faster than a cannon ball Where were you when we were getting nudged Some day you will find me Caught beneath the landslide In a champagne supernudger in the sky Some day you will find me Caught beneath the landslide In a champagne supernudger A champagne supernudger in the sky Cos people believe that they’re Gonna get away for the summer But you and i, we live and die The world’s still spinning round We don’t know why Why, why, why, why How many special people change How many lives are living strange Where were you when we were getting nudged Slowly walking down the hall Faster than a cannon ball Where were you while we were getting nudged Some day you will find me Caught beneath the landslide In a champagne supernudger in the sky Some day you will find me Caught beneath the landslide In a champagne supernudger A champagne supernudger in the sky Cos people believe that they’re Gonna get away for the summer But you and i, we live and die The world’s still spinning round We don’t know why Why, why, why, why How many special people change How many lives are living strange Where were you when we were getting nudged We were getting nudged We were getting nudged We were getting nudged Davex

A Little Bit More Dr Hook (not some inane Boy Band) When the boards have had enough of me And the threads falling down through the floor When you think I've nudged you all I can I'm gonna nudge you a little bit more. Gwynne

Gwynne I reckon that's better than the original LMHO Pat x

One specially for my kids. the nudges on the board go up and down up and down, up and down, the nudges on the board go up and down all night long. (sorry, best I could do with a toddler climbing on me)! Claire xx

When you're nudging,when you're nudging, The whole world nudges with you.

Great thread, laughing so much the mascara has run. PMSL. Wish that I could add a song but I am laughing so much that I can hardly see the computor. Love and Peace Marianne.xxxx

A LAUGH FOR ALL THE ANGRY PEOPLE SHAGGY Careful nudger your not caught red handed, Or nudging you will do no more, Picture this you'd have you butt sla**ed naked, Hanging from the bathroom door. How would you forget that you pressed nudge, On those rotten keys, All the time you are nudging, You're much braver than me. You should tell them that your sorry, For the anger you've caused, They don't understand your reasons, It makes no sense at all. You should tell them that you're sorry, For the anger you've caused, you may think that you are playing, But it's not funny at all. You could be caught doing nudging (it wasn't me), You can look over you're shoulder (it wasn't me), Don't say I never told ya (it wasn't me). I hear the SCREAMS getting louder (it wasn't me). It's time your nudging was over. D.

Nudging(Silence) is Golden.......Golden........ And my eyes can see----eee--ee.......... Bob

God nudge our gracious Queen.

Here is my contribution to the ever growing list. To be sung to `Old MacDonald` Genes Reunited has a board e i e i o Genes Reunited has a board And the Phantom Nudger knows With a nudge nudge here and a nudge nudge there Here a nudge there a nudge Every where a nudge nudge Genes Reunited has a board e i e i oooooooooo Love and Peace Marianne. xxxx

Happy nudgeday to you Happy nudgeday to you Happy nudgeday dear nudger Happy nudgeday to you! Davex

Is this a real nudge- Is this just phantomy- Caught in a dead thread- No escape from the infamy- Open your eyes Look up to the boards and see- I'm just a phantom, I need no sympathy- Because I'm easy nudge, easy go, A little nudge, a thread too low, Anyway the threads go, really, really matters to me, To me Mama, just nudged a thread, Put my finger on the key, Then hit delete and nudged a thread. Mama, new threads had just begun, But now I've gone and nudged them all away- Mama ooo, Didn't mean to make you cry- If I'm not back again this time tomorrow- Carry on, carry on, as if nudging really matters- Too late, I’ve been caught out, Sends shivers down my spine- Body's aching all the time, Goodbye everybody - I've got to go - Gotta leave nudges behind and face the truth - Mama ooo- (any way the wind blows) I don't want to go, I sometimes wish I'd never have nudged at all - I see a little silhouetto of a phantom, Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the Fandango- Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me- Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo Galileo, figaro - Magnifico- But I'm just a nudger and nobody loves me- He's just a nudger from a sad family- Spare him his life from this monstrosity- Easy come easy go -, will you let me nudge- Bismillah! No - we will not let you nudge - let him nudge- Bismillah! We will not let you nudge - let him nudge Bismillah! We will not let you nudge - let me nudge Will not let you nudge - let me nudge Will not let you nudge - let me nudge No, no, no, no, no, no, no- Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me nudge- Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me - So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye- So you think you can stop me and leave threads to die- Oh baby - Can't do this to me baby - Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here - Nudging really matters, Anyone can see, Nudging really matters - nudging really matters to me, Any way the threads go.... Gwynne