General Chat

Babs, i couldnt tell Bruce and the children came to London with me and Sam loves them. Why should i tell him, he hasnt told me about his wife! Two can play his game and its fun! And no, i havent told Rose or my Dad before you ask....now lets get some work done, you bottle up and i'll sort the celler.

Duck n Firk It Gossipsville Morning Strump....oh good, the kettles just boiled. Soooooooooo? I know you went to London, i know you worked....but who did you go with? Sam!! I just thought it would be Bruce for some reason. You didnt take him because of the children did you? Mmm, thought so. You should tell him you know and lets face it, he does have a wife!! And poor Sam, bet he doesnt know about Bruce! No, i wont say anything, but your playing with fire.

Penthouse I have to go Bruce.....no, no reason but i have to go.......ill see you tomorrow babe, but i have to work......*thinks* and i have kids to thinks of................ ok.ok, then i must go..................

Penthouse Appartment. Me a policewoman?? Theres a thought....winks.....where was i?? Oh yes....now relax babe, this wont hurt at all!!

gee struth but i thought you were a copper??? oh errr never mind wow is this what you call the NHS over here?????

Penthouse Appartment. On the intercom. Hi Brucey, its Strump, ive got to see you and it sounded urgent you see me. Bruce pushes the button to let Strump in. Hello Brucey......im a bit hot in this coat......drops the coat. Giggles.....your face, you never seen a nurses uniform before? Take my hand and ill show you proper hands on nursing and make you feel better.....walk this way babe!

*back at flat in Gossipsville* whew, should be safe here, after all wendy thinks strump is my landlady and strump has no idea about wendy, so me being here is all quite innocent whats this??? handcuffs???? oh struth, strumps a copper!!!! gawd now what do i do? does this mean she has blown my cover??? *beep beep* oh a voice mail

Duck n Firk It Gossipsville Voice mail tppical! Hi Brucey Baby Babs said your trying to contact me. She said it sounded quite urgent....so here i am calling you. Hope your ok and nothings wrong (grins to herself). Call me when you get this message. Byeeeeeeeeeeee! oh and Bruce.....hope you liked my present darling (grins to herself again) ends call. Lets see what story he gives me, might wind him up a bit.....i dont think he realises i know he's married Babs! This could be fun. Yeap, lets have a drinkypoos eh girls, cheers Gerri, cheers Babs!

err g'day babs isn't it?? this is Bruce here, errr we meet when i came into the pub a while back??? oh you do remember me! well i was kinda wondering if you knew where Strump was, don't spose you have her mobile no. i need to talk to her what about???? errr the ummm err the flat, yes thats it i need to talk to her about the flat i'm renting from her. ok i understand you not wanting to give out her no., could you perhaps get her to call me???? gee thanks you are a babe *puts down phone and wipes sweat from brow* gee she sounded a bit frosty

<pacing up and down> gee gawd i've done it this time, how the he** did Wendy find me? ok Brucey boy think, think, i can't stay away from both of them forever just hope that Wendy & Strump don't meet oh dear lord that don't bear thinking about!!!! i wonder if that babs has seen strump, she might know whats going on. now wheres the no. for that pub in Chatston????

Strump, that Bruce, his wifes been in again looking for you! Not a happy bunny either! Shes after your blood and doesnt believe your his landlady.....well you should be bothered woman! Ok, ok, you can deal with her next time shes in. But i have warned you...oh! And Sams been in.

Chokes on tea.....married!! God i was only joking when i was talking to Babs......its ok, we're just mates and i have a man in my life....Sam me fireman.....*thinks* wait til i get hold of Bruce......there again, what the heck! Erm, would you like a cupper, milk or creammmmmmm??

Married! Of course, he's married. How do you think his vest get soooooo white!! Children, loads of them. All the spitting image of their dad. The little darlings.

Duck n Firk It Gossipsville Oh Babs, he's probably married with 6 kids....looks a bit young, maybe only 3 kids....giggles.....what would i care? Im not called Strump for nothing girl! His tan is probably from the same place i get mine....a sunbed! Think his names really Bruce Strump? It must be, not really a posers name is it.....lets have another drink girl!

Trying to soft soap me, asking how my mum is. Wait till I tell her. The dragon, er...... darling will be having a gentle word or two with you. (Sniggers knowingly)

Landlady, my eye! You change your story faster than you change your underpants! Although I'm beginning to wonder now.

Duck n Firk It Sorry Babs, i was longer than i said id be, but i did need to spend some time with the children. Right, drinks, mind you, youve had a few by the look of it! Im on catch up then.....not sure if ill see Bruce tonight, have to see, no its not serious, just some fun! And i need some fun and of course theres Sam............drink that up and ill get you another

Struth Wendy thought you were visiing your mum!! *thinks fast* er strumps me landlady, thought i'd stay in a flat whilst i'm working round here *thinks he got away with it* er um....how is your dear ol mum???

So that's where you are Bruce. You told me you were going down to London to see those Whitehall people AGAIN!! I come onto the boards to catch up on what's happening and here I find you, cavorting with another woman and taking her out to eat, to boot. You never take me out!! Always saying you're tooooo tired when you get back home. Grrrrr!!!

Duck n Firk It Chatston Ok Babs, we ready? Jims buying the lot, least we dont have to unmake beds and things, lets go, yes im sad, had some good times here, but things dont stay the same eh and people come, people go! Nope, no regrets. Babs and Strump drive back to Gossipsville for a well earned drink.