General Chat

*thinks, knew it, putty in me hands* well babe i thought of you let me get you another drink, will they change a 50? umm thats nice, hold that thought *goes to the bar, takes money out of a separate wallet and gets drinks* ok babe, now where do you want to eat?

Duck n Firk It Oh poor baby! Strokes his hand.....how on earth do you keep your hands soooo soft? You should have called me, we could have found a nice hotel, you know i know how to relax you.....strokes his face smiling all the time.....

been travelling round too many farms too many sheep slept in me car some nights too knac**** to drive home *thinks, she will go for that, after all wendy did*

Duck n Firk It So, what you been up to this week, you havent been about much.....ive missed you! Hands him a drink and waits for the fake reasons.

wow struth don't do that too often unless of course you don't want to wait till we go back to the penthouse *winks and looks at the pool table* another drink babe??

Duck n Firk It *thinks* he's keen, do i mind, hell no! You taste rather good and that was some kiss....sees eveyone looking at them. I bought this dress just for you and some how i dont think its going to stay on long! Places a hand on his butt, finds the rip and tickles....now whos just wobbled! winks

hi gorgeous wow, nice dress you're nearly wearing pint of the amber stuff for me sorry i was late had to tid.........take care of some busness *sends a smouldering look to strump* the shirt yeah well thought i'd tidy meself up for you *bends over and kisses her full on the lips* you ok babe? seem a bit wobbly, how many you had?

Duck n Firk It Well hello Bruce! Thought you'd never get here......knees wobble....sharp intake of breath....you look well *thinks* he looks well! Cant believe i just said that! he looks yummy and he's got those jeans on....oh my god! Sure he knows they send a shiver through me.....oh my... Drink my darling? Bruce, is this un ironed look in right now????

ahhh theres the car keys!! right *looks round to check all is ok* lets go, should i phone to let her know i am on my way?? nah, she probably isn't ready yet anyway just hope the traffic isn't bad *leaves the penthouse, hasn't noticed the bits all over the carpet or the unmade bed*

Duck n Firk It He will be here soon Strump...stop pacing! Im not pacing Babs, just getting used to these heels...

*collects up armfull of clutter, wanders round wondering what to do with it* ahhh *opens kitchen cupboard and stuffs it all in* thats better, she'll never know, but must get a cleaner

Duck n Firk It That was Bruce Babs, he's running late, must be sprucing himself up eh.....sighs.....oh my!

struth is that the time??? better scoot, now wheres ,e car keys??? *rummages around piles of clutter, unopened post, magazines, empty beer cans & take away cartons* err better tidy up a bit if she is coming back here ok phone her tell her am running late dials Strumps no.

Duck n Firk It Well Babs? gives a twirl.........no there isnt much of it....but will it do the trick? Good....yep, glass of wine

now shirt or T shirt??? err she tends to dress up, why do shelias feel the need to dress up to eat??? ok better be a shirt, got one here somewhere *pulls creased white shirt from wardrobe* this'll do *puts it on & admires himself in mirror* ummm, putty in my hands

Duck n Firk It Babs, just slipping upstairs to change.....Bruce is on his way....feel the need to impress! Thank god i bought that little black number today! Yes Babs, putty in my hands wearing that! smiles

wonder if she prefers ripped knees, or ripped ass? *thinks back to the other night* nope ass def

*ends call* well that was easy, she seemed friendly enough better get changed and get over there now Wranglers or Levis????

Duck n Firk It Gossipsville. Well Brucey baby....hows you? Really? Get yourself over here, i'll buy you a drink and we can arrange it.....London? Oh i'll tell you later, ok, see you in a bit. Ends call. Oh ek, ill have to think of why i went to London without him.....glass of wine will help me....

wonder why Strump didn't want me to meet her in London we could've had a good time, not seen the sights not sure what excuse i can use to Wendy, i think she is beginning to suspect something. just thought, perhaps strump was reporting to Scotlan Yard and thats why she put me off. she can't have sussed me yet, not even started on the Gossipsville pub, although i did manage to off load quite a bit in Chatston. all that busness of her turning up in a nurses uniform, don't believe it for 1 sec, just trying to throw me off the scent. *goes to wardrobe a takes several wads of cash out of a suitcase* wonder if she fancies dinner tonight? *dials Strumps mobile phone no.