General Chat

hi babe got your text will be over later still at work at mo (really lol)

Duck n Firk It Hi Babs....look, you take the day off, we can sort the BBQ....yes im sure. *thinks* And Bruce can freely talk without my gossip here! If he ever gets here!

Struth no t sure how long i can keep this up!! god now Strump's texting again the boss is after his new money and i haven't cleaned it all out yet Asda is getting suspious, least i still have the pub to use wendy nearly got me admitted to hospital, that really would have been the end i am going to have to lie low for a while but where and what do i tell the women?? oh lord i need a drink pours a large whiskey, even though it is only 11 :30 am

Manor House Texts Bruce. Must C U, its urgent now. Nothing to worry about, but you need my help i think! Strump xxxx clicks send. Right, i best get over to the pub, sort this BBQ out or no one will be eating today. God its hot!

Ok, ok. I'm sorry. Stop going on about it. Yes, I know I paniced. (God, don't men go on sometimes.) How was I supposes to know you'd got indigestion. What are you doing now? ....Bruce hurriedly pushing clean clothes into holdall.... Going back to work, but you only came home last night. Oh, a problem. Well, yes I suppose if it's work and your really needed babes. Any idea when you'll be back ..... talking to Bruce's back as he hightails it out of front door.

Oh Bruce, you look terrible. Let me call the doctor. What you got a pain in your chest? Begins to panic. Where's my mobile. Oh, goodness can't find it at the moment. Where's your mobile? Need to ring for an ambulance. Searching through briefcase. Where's all this money come from. Never mind deal with that later. Ah, here's his mobile. A message. Ok check that. Reads message..... Bruce, Strump has left you a message. Strange name for a bloke! Good God Bruce you are a really funny colour. Phoning for ambulance now.

Duck n Firk It Texts Bruce. Need 2 C U asap. love Strump xx clicks send. Yes Babs, a glass of wine, think i need one, oh no reason.

I'm so pleased you came home last night. Sorry about tea being a little dry. Prawn curry doesn't really keep warm very well. Anyway, don't think I'll be shopping at Asda anymore. The checkout girl was very rude to me when I was paying. Saying something about dodgy £50 notes. What a cheeky. Well, as far as I'm concerned, if they don't like the look of our money, I'll shop in Sainsbury then. Bruce, babes, are you feeling alright? You've gone rather pale.

Duck n Firk It Hi Babs, i know im not meant to be in, but i have to still do the book work. Ive got the audit due and it needs to be in order. What £50 notes? Does he....he must earn alot then. Why would i question it Babs? I'll make us a drink, then i'll get cracking.

Manor House Well yes....you need to shear sheep this time of night then?? Oh, ok....kiss, night night, me put out? Noooooo, smiles. Sees Bruce out the door, see you tomorrow then babe. *thinks* Damn, and i got rid of Sam! Right Bruce.....play this my way from now on mate!!

well i do worry specially as i can't stay tonight i have err busness to take care of and an early start tomorrow *mb phones rings* oh struth, er i mean damm ohone, won't be a mo, err busness *nips into another room* oh hi hun whispering, no i'm not whispering, its a bad signal oh you have cooked, i told you not to bother how long??? er about an hour, that ok? ok see you then byeeee err sorry bout that babe, somethings come up can i take a rain check???/

Manor House Course i do.......oh you worrying about me? kiss, your so sweet to me.....i expect it was a walker, doubt it was a prowler, dont worry......i look worried? Noooo not me, just excited to see you babe *thinks* oh ek, hope he believes me

oh hi babe look you do lock up here at night don't you cos i am sure i heard a prowler out there and ther is a strange car parked in the lane

Manor House Bruce, darling! Wasnt expecting you, course im pleased to see you, ive missed you! kiss, mmmm, kiss, curry? Oh lovely! I had cooked for myself, but hey! I can freeze that.....drink??

oh good, lights on, she's home *parks car and walks up path, noticing as he goes a strange car parked in the lane, just then something moves in the bushes* oi whos there? funny could've sworn i heard something, probably a cat *rings bell*

Manor House Sees Bruce driving up the lane. Sam! God im so sorry darling, i suddenly dont feel at all well, no, no, im fine, just a bad headache, think i need to lie down....i know you havent finished your dinner......darling, please, i must lie down.....your a gem, i'll make it up to you i promise.....back door is better babe...that front door is so loud as its heavy, my head couldnt take the noise......yes darling, kiss, bye babe. Shuts the door....phew! Clears the table set for two and hopes.

funny strumps not answering her phone! probably tarting herself up for me right quick call to Wendy and i'll pop round and surprise Strump might take an indian take away with me, save her cooking *rings wendy* babe how are you?, so good to hear your voice.................yes just got a few things to clear up this end, but should be home tonight....................errr no dont cook, i'll grab something before i get home........................missed you too....see you soon *click* right that should have sorted it 'leaves penthouse and heads to Strumps

Manor House Oh Sam darling thankyou! Prawn curry ok for you? Good, lets get a drink.....me nervous? Nooooo, lovely to see you, ive missed you....kiss. Got the place to ourselves tonight....that brought a smile to your face! Your wicked Sam! smiles, no i dont mind.

*walking into penthouse, having just collected a large suitcase from left luggage, checks mobile as he goes in* 6 missed calls!! 4 voice mail messages and 3 texts, should really have signed up to take international calls, still had to leave in a hurry gee struth, i am really gonna have to get something orgainised with these 2 women still that little shopping trip not not stocked up my duty free, it also unloaded a bit more 'dirty laundry' the Pub scam is great, but i think it's a bit risky getting Wendy to spend it in ASDA. ok shower, shave and then see if i can grab a quick bite with Strump, then go home to Wendy

Walking up Chatston Lane to the Manor House thinking to himself. Do i ask her tonight? Shall i tell her about those rumours? Shall i tell her i saw Bruces wife? Dont know what to do and im sure that Wendy winked at me! Smiles to himself. Knocks at the door of the Manor House. Strumpy, kiss, you look great, kiss, got you some flowers.