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wow this Andy works fast if you already have the 'wine' think babs will do me a refill whilst we take a look? *whispers* don't think she likes me

Duck n Firk It Yes, identical....amazing really! So my account will help then...beams, thats good, cos ive got two accounts! So, you dont think its wine in the case then? The case is up stairs, think we should check it? Ok, lets take our drinks up and look.

Swiss account???? help???? well just a bit babe *thinks this girl is full of surprises, and loaded it seems* so this boss ....andrew Wallis is it? his your dead hubby's twin? errrr identical twin? and he wants to sendd you a case of wine? sure it's wine in the case? i mean you said no more safety deposit boxes

Duck n Firk It Yes, my mobile again, oh its no one.....i'll turn it off.

Duck n Firk It Plan?? Oh, yes, silly me......well, i thought id take Andy to bed, bit of pillow talk....sees Bruces face, im joking! *thinks* but then again. Bruce, why would some one send me a case of wine? I run pubs for heavens sake.......oh by the way, the fire, it wasnt 'them'....Andy assured me. I havent got a plan in mind really, well i have sort of......ive got a Swiss account, would that help us?

Duck'nfirk it hi debs....err sorry babs *thinks* bit tetchy that one* wheres str......sok...i see here oh is that for me? cheers doll *site down next to strump and pecks her on the cheek* ok whats the plan????? is that your phone or mine??? *checks phone* not me babe must be the boyfriend.....hahaha

Duck n Firk It Downs drink....looks in mirror, mmmm, touches up the lippy and fluffs hair up. Thats better and he likes this dress.....put a drink in for Bruce Babs please. Takes bottle of wine and sits at a quiet table in the corner. Looks at text just received, oh ek, its from Andrew. Call when you can. Got a case of wine for you. Andy xx Why would i want a case of wine? Oh well. Ill text him later.

*Texts* no pub fine quiet corner ok? be there in 15 mins *send*

Duck n Firk It Returns text Im in the pub, or do you want me alone? xxxxxxx clicks send

Texts wendy where are you, phoned home and your mother naswered, all she would say was you were out right now to meet up with strump and see what she and this Andrew have planned *texts strump* where can we meet? am free tonight

Duck n Firk It God Strump, you look tired....what you been up to girl? No, dont answer that! I'll get you a drink......some guy was looking for you today, said Andy wants to see you....no idea, im just the messenger. Drink this Strump.

Penthouse Suite.......Plunge Pool It was really weird Bruce, it was Hugh, yet so not Hugh.....no i didnt fancy him!! *thinks* well yes i did...oh god! Im one of the bosses Bruce......we play it........no more safety deposit boxes.....it all goes to me, well our end of things.....sighs.....we can do this, i just have to be careful and this Andrew seems to have it all worked out........Bruce, lets have some fun, im sick of this money lark.........oh yes....now your talking.....oh my!!

At Blue Watch Station Wow! Wendy text me! Replies Yes please darling! Name time n place yours Sam xx clicks send In ya face Bruce.....Sams the man!!

Mmmm .... that was nice, thinks Wendy as she drains her glass. Wonder if I should have another one. Ah, but I've got the car. Well I could always get a taxi home and get the car in the morning. The children are alright with mum and auntie. Mum doesn't care for Bruce much, but she does love the boys. Ah well. Right another drink it is. Funny Bruce hasn't replied yet. I suppose he's tied up in another one of those meetings. I wonder what goes on? Oh, I wonder if Sam has finished his shift yet. Could text him ask him he like to meet and have a drink. Purely as friends. Gets mobile out of bag. Right, here goes. Sam Wld u like to meet 4 a drink to say thank u 4 helping this aft. I'm @ the Duck n Firk. Wendy That should do it. Now just wait for a reply.

Strump sits in stunned silence and sips her drink.....i hate this pub now and im not allowed to sell it! How dare he! Hugh, if you were here, id slap you so hard. She gets up and goes to her car outside. Once inside the safety of the car she texts Bruce. I have to speak to you or C U. Ive met the boss. love Strump xxxx clicks send. Buckles up and drives back to Gossipsville listening to very loud music.

The Angel Pub, London You know Strump, Hugh always said how bubbly you are, yet in my company your timid, why is that i wonder? smirks. Now, ive told you how we run things and being Hughs widow, we hope you'll join us and as i feel i know you so well, i feel sure you will. another smirk. You dont like me very much do you Strump, or is it im too much like Hugh? I thought so.....dont worry my dear, we will get along charmingly. I'll be in touch, sooner than you might think. Andrew places a kiss on Strumps hand.

Bruce, leave it with me, i now know who to contact.....dont worry, your family will be safe, ill see to that......ill get the money he needs back to him, you and i can take it from there, trust me babe. Heres your drink, ill call this Andrew in the morning and arrange a meet.

hi babe drink yes i need it look things are getting scary worried course i' bl**dy worried your rellie has paid a visit to my wife! who btw has been passing 50 pound notes in ASDA she knows nothing of this but the house nearly burnt down yesterday, now you think that is a coincedence???? if it hadn't have been for some fireman she & the kids might have been killed ohhhh didn't i mentionthe kids?? stop changing the subject! YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING babe, can i have another drink????

Duck n Firk It Thank god your here Bruce......your boss, its only Hughs twin! We need to think, ive looked through papres now, im higher in the pecking order than i knew......he cant cross me, loads of Hughs money has helped Andrew Wallis....yes thats his name.......work with me on this babe.....ill get you a drink.

*pacing up & down in the penthouse* ok so strumps cool about all this gee it's her hubbys empire!!! wendy has nearly burnt the house down and the BOSS has paid her a visit *think Bruce think* *pours a large drink* Strump, thats it i'll talk to strump grabs coat and heads for Duck 'n' firk it