General Chat

Ooh me please Elsie - I luvs a bit of victoria sponge I does. I've brought a wee drop o cooking sherry to go wiv it, anybody fance a tipple?

Well as it's a speshal ercashon ah've made a Victoria sponge. Ah didn't have any strawberry jam left so ah've used last year's plum jam. Yer can't see the grey furry bits when the top sponge is on an' a sprinkle of icing sugar makes it look a treat. 'oo wants the first slice? Elsie

Ere ! An' Ive got some fish paste left over from last time... keeps fer ages once its opened. Goes well wiv the sarnies once the green bits are cut orf. Ope yer dont mind, but the cat had a lick round the lid, bit of a treat fer it yer see. Jest gettin me clean pinny on gals...even tho this is a new one on, its only been on since june. bit of a shame to get a newun on really, since the uvver one only ad a gravey stain or 2 on it..but terdays a celebration..so begger it. Mildred x

ere Mabe, I go some luvverly buns - just a little bit furry, but tasty

'ol cor blimey ain't been to such a good knees up in ages. Didn't know you could play the 'ol piano like that Clara, and you're dancin' aint 'alf improved since you 'ad that 'ip replacement Elsie, done you a treat it 'as. Who's fer anuvver drink then? Mabel

Ethel - - gawd luv ya me duck - heres to yer. 'ere I fergot to put me clean draws on - only noticed when it got gey drafty roond the trossachs Dolores

Hiya Mabe, Mildred an Elsie I wuz just off out till I noticed you free around. I'm not one to miss a knees up as ya know. So I've changed me drawers and pinny an opened a bottle o stout. So ere's to you Effy love. Luv as alas - Clara xxxx

Wotcher Mabe an' Mildred Ah'll be raising a glass at 4pm wiv yer gels. Ah've got some sherry in, changed me drawers, taken art me curlers an' even changed me pinny. Ma Bert finks 'is luck's in. Dream on darlin'! Ere's to you Effy me ole china! Lotsa luv Elsie xxxx

Elooo Mabe !! Fort yer had pegged it, yer aint been around fer so long. Ive gawn an got me milk stout in, an will raise me glass ter our Effy at 4pm. Mind yer Im surprised yer aint tippin back the sherry Mabe..maybe yer aint sa posh nahh. Effy, If yer readin this from wherever yer may be... dahnt ferget I aint fergot yer owe me ten bob fer that rain 'ood I bought yer out of the charity shop. Love always In rememberance. Mildred x

Hiya Ethel me darlin' At 4 0'clock all the gang will be 'avin a drink of Brown Ale in your memory. We still talk abowt ya, and all the stuff you got up to. We've all changed our drawers especially for ya today, so you know you are special. Loads of love from all yer mates. Mabel (the pretty one :))) x x x x

What you bin uptu Mabe have you ate all that tripe an onions i aint ad em since ma died un tel at dorothy i aint tlall dark an ansome I is short fat an bald Howardxx

Hallo Maybelle - it's bin so long since I seen yer, that I've almost forgotten me Glasgie -speak, do ye remember me hen? Ye sed ah had tae speak proper, like youse, and so I bin practising. Bet I'd pass fer a pearly queen noo. Ma brither has sent me a Haggis for ma birthday, I've got a drop o mother's ruin to wash it doon with, if you all wanna pop roond later - yer all very welcome..... is that Hooward a tall dark gentleman do ya know? He'd be OK for first footing later!!

I 'ope you enjoyed the tripe an onions I sent round Mabel - I aint seen 'ide nor 'air of 'im yet. 'e'll probably be worn out by the time e gets 'ome. 'E'll be even more worn out by the time I've finished wiv 'im though. What does a woman like that see in 'im - that's what I want to know. Clara x

Clara, she's 25 got an 'our glass figure, long blonde hair, dresses come from Harrods, she goes to those airibotics classes (you know the ones where they prance about all over the place) and belongs to a gym (and an Harry and a Tom I think) She's got those long red nails and she smells like a flower, so I have no idea why your 'ol man keeps going in 'er ouse, he must be going thru the male change or sumfink I reckon, ain't men bloomin funny? Send 'is tripe and onions rownd her, ain't 'ad tripe for a few days. Mabel x

Right - that's it - 'e can cook is own tripe an onions tonight. What's that woman got that I 'aint - and I got more of it:)) Clara x

Clara darlin' Jimmy's sizes START at a size 34, but don't worry 'e'll take em in for ya :)) By the way just saw your 'ol man come out of number 7 wiv a big smile on 'is boat race. Mabel x

I'll come wiv yer Mabe. I could do wiv a new pair meself. Does e 'ave em up to size 32? Clara x

Just orf to the market, must get a new pair of bloomers, can't get them anywhere except on that Jimmy Riddles stall, and 'e does a good fitting service an all. If anyone else is going down there will meet ya at the bus stop. Mabel x

That good fer nothin - I'll ave is neck fer scrag end I will. Great 'oward - don't worry, yer just as to do yer best, like what I do:))

Thanks mabe will pop in when up yor way Howardxx